September 24th- Friday
Professor Dumbledore told us all today that there was going to be a ball on Halloween instead of the Halloween Feast. Sounds fun. I hope someone asks me. I hope that someone isn't Potter. I hear some foot steps... I told Alice I had to go upstairs because I was sick. (she was telling me about a boy called Harvey that she is absolutely obsessed)
I need to practice my fake cough.
September 25th- Saturday
I'm so fucking pissed off. The C.I.T.P.Y.A. A. ("Cheating isn't the problem, you are" association, a club started for couples having trouble with their relationships, mostly cheating) meetings started and since all my room mates have boyfriends and problems, I was by myself. I was really tired so I got in bed without undressing (luckily for me), and then I noticed my bed was a little lumpier than usual. So I looked around and found Black in my bed. I screamed and called up a Professor. So, then, she took 50 points away from Gryffindor for rude behavior, AND NOW, PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME FOR RATTING ON HIM! HE WAS IN MY FUCKING BED FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Well, at least it was Black and not Potter.
September 30th- Thursday
A descent looking second year likes me. He's hilarious and really nice. Definitely not an asshole around his friends. That's a plus. I think I'm starting to like him.
October 1st- Friday (I'm so happy today!!!!)
Jack Deeds asked me out today! I knew he would! I like him a lot! He's really hot, and the nicest guy alive! SO much better than Potter and Black (not as good looking as Black though). Jack was so sweet. This is how he asked me out:
"Hey, Lily" (nervous smile) "Hi." (surprised) "I'm Jack" (still nervous) "I know." (flirty giggle) "Uh..." (dazed smile) "You're beautiful." (definitely surprised) "You're sweet." (grin) (grin) "Are you busy tomorrow? Cause I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go take a walk around the lake? Or if you didn't want to do that we could do something else..." (nervous look) (HUGE SMILE) "Anything. Anything sounds perfect" (HUGER SMILE) "Cool... Meet me in the Great Hall at breakfast" (HUGEST SMILE) "Can't wait... Shit, I gotta run." (frown) "late for charms."
Then I run off and he yells "I'LL SEE YOU LATER" really loud! He's so cute. Potter will be so jealous!
October 2nd- MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!
THE DATE WENT GREAT! OH MY GOD! IT RHMYES!!!!!!!!! (wild giggling) I'M SO HAPPY! THE OTHER GIRLS WERE SO SICK OF MY HAPPINESS THEY LOCKED ME IN THE WASHROOM!!! (wilder giggling) FUNNY PLACE TO HIDE PEOPLE..... JACK IS REALLY INTO ME, AND HE'S SO FUNNY. HE MADE ME LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME WE WENT AROUND THE LAKE.
It went like this, we ate breakfast together, we went out onto the grounds and walked around the lake just talking (and flirting) for an hour. Then we went back to the castle and ate lunch with his friends, who are really cool second years. After that he said he was sorry, but he had to go finish an essay for transfiguration. (This is the best part) THEN HE KISSED ME!!! (on the cheek, but STILL!!)
I'M SO HAPPY! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!
Oh yeah, The Marauders weren't seen at all today! PERFECT! Maybe they've secretly been expelled. I hope so.
October 3rd- Tuesday
I'm so busy. Can't write much today; I have to go do some research in the library.
October 13th- Friday
Potter has a girlfriend. Hufflepuff third year. Her name is Caroline. I don't know what he sees in her.
October 15th- Sunday
Jack and I are going on our third date tonight. Maybe he'll kiss me on the lips. I hope so. That would make Potter so mad. And me really happy.
October 16th- Monday
Jack and I kissed! It was so romantic. He's like "We're a couple right?" and so I said "I thought so..." and then he took my hand with his left hand, and put his right hand around my neck, and I had my first real kiss. I thought someone was snooping around and watching us (we were pretty close to Hagrid's cabin) It turned out, there was nothing there. Just me and Jack.
October 17th- Tuesday
Remus and Peter think I like James. They're crazy! They came up to me in the hall and were like "You like James." and I'm like "Hell no, I have a boyfriend, Joel. Remember?" and they're like "You totally like James though." and I keep telling them I don't. And finally they leave when I slap Remus.
October 20th- Friday
James and Sirius. DUMBASSES!
Last, last, Tuesday, I had to do research in the library, and I decided, if I finished early, I'd write some more in my journal. I DON'T KNOW NOW, BUT JAMES AND SIRIUS STOLE MY JOURNAL... AGAIN!
LOOK AT THE OTHER NOTE THEY WROTE!
Dear Lily Child,
James and I were reading your diary, and we were very put out by the nasty things you say about us in here. In fact, I'm writing this letter on behalf of Prongs. He says he can't believe you're going out with "THAT PRICK, SON OF A BITCH, ASS UGLY SECOND YEAR WHO ISN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY!" I know James is upset, BUT I AM TOO LILY! Goddamn. Can't you... Agh.... We (The Marauders) are very disappointed in YOU.
With Love and Disappointment in You, Sirius (and Remus and Peter and James)
P.S. James and I are sorry for that little incident about your bed... We had a bet, oh well, sorry.
P.P.S. THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT MAD AT YOU THOUGH.
I'M SO HAPPY! THEY'RE SO MAD! THIS IS EXCELLENT! HAH! POTTER GOT HIS.
But I'm going to start locking my journal (not a diary) up.
October 27th- Friday
The ball is in a few days. Jack and I are going to go together (of course). Potter got dumped by Caroline. She's actually really nice. She dumped Potter and is going out with Greg O'Leary in her own year, and own house. I wish Jack were in my house. Too bad. He's a Ravenclaw seeker.
October 30th- Monday
The ball is tomorrow. Potter is going with Joanna Flor. She's really pretty, but so selfish and vain. She and Potter are the perfect couple. They're exactly alike in that sense. Joanna and James are in the same house though, that's not fair. I wish Jack were in Gryffindor.
Professor Dumbledore told us all today that there was going to be a ball on Halloween instead of the Halloween Feast. Sounds fun. I hope someone asks me. I hope that someone isn't Potter. I hear some foot steps... I told Alice I had to go upstairs because I was sick. (she was telling me about a boy called Harvey that she is absolutely obsessed)
I need to practice my fake cough.
September 25th- Saturday
I'm so fucking pissed off. The C.I.T.P.Y.A. A. ("Cheating isn't the problem, you are" association, a club started for couples having trouble with their relationships, mostly cheating) meetings started and since all my room mates have boyfriends and problems, I was by myself. I was really tired so I got in bed without undressing (luckily for me), and then I noticed my bed was a little lumpier than usual. So I looked around and found Black in my bed. I screamed and called up a Professor. So, then, she took 50 points away from Gryffindor for rude behavior, AND NOW, PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME FOR RATTING ON HIM! HE WAS IN MY FUCKING BED FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Well, at least it was Black and not Potter.
September 30th- Thursday
A descent looking second year likes me. He's hilarious and really nice. Definitely not an asshole around his friends. That's a plus. I think I'm starting to like him.
October 1st- Friday (I'm so happy today!!!!)
Jack Deeds asked me out today! I knew he would! I like him a lot! He's really hot, and the nicest guy alive! SO much better than Potter and Black (not as good looking as Black though). Jack was so sweet. This is how he asked me out:
"Hey, Lily" (nervous smile) "Hi." (surprised) "I'm Jack" (still nervous) "I know." (flirty giggle) "Uh..." (dazed smile) "You're beautiful." (definitely surprised) "You're sweet." (grin) (grin) "Are you busy tomorrow? Cause I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go take a walk around the lake? Or if you didn't want to do that we could do something else..." (nervous look) (HUGE SMILE) "Anything. Anything sounds perfect" (HUGER SMILE) "Cool... Meet me in the Great Hall at breakfast" (HUGEST SMILE) "Can't wait... Shit, I gotta run." (frown) "late for charms."
Then I run off and he yells "I'LL SEE YOU LATER" really loud! He's so cute. Potter will be so jealous!
October 2nd- MY DATE!!!!!!!!!!
THE DATE WENT GREAT! OH MY GOD! IT RHMYES!!!!!!!!! (wild giggling) I'M SO HAPPY! THE OTHER GIRLS WERE SO SICK OF MY HAPPINESS THEY LOCKED ME IN THE WASHROOM!!! (wilder giggling) FUNNY PLACE TO HIDE PEOPLE..... JACK IS REALLY INTO ME, AND HE'S SO FUNNY. HE MADE ME LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME WE WENT AROUND THE LAKE.
It went like this, we ate breakfast together, we went out onto the grounds and walked around the lake just talking (and flirting) for an hour. Then we went back to the castle and ate lunch with his friends, who are really cool second years. After that he said he was sorry, but he had to go finish an essay for transfiguration. (This is the best part) THEN HE KISSED ME!!! (on the cheek, but STILL!!)
I'M SO HAPPY! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!
Oh yeah, The Marauders weren't seen at all today! PERFECT! Maybe they've secretly been expelled. I hope so.
October 3rd- Tuesday
I'm so busy. Can't write much today; I have to go do some research in the library.
October 13th- Friday
Potter has a girlfriend. Hufflepuff third year. Her name is Caroline. I don't know what he sees in her.
October 15th- Sunday
Jack and I are going on our third date tonight. Maybe he'll kiss me on the lips. I hope so. That would make Potter so mad. And me really happy.
October 16th- Monday
Jack and I kissed! It was so romantic. He's like "We're a couple right?" and so I said "I thought so..." and then he took my hand with his left hand, and put his right hand around my neck, and I had my first real kiss. I thought someone was snooping around and watching us (we were pretty close to Hagrid's cabin) It turned out, there was nothing there. Just me and Jack.
October 17th- Tuesday
Remus and Peter think I like James. They're crazy! They came up to me in the hall and were like "You like James." and I'm like "Hell no, I have a boyfriend, Joel. Remember?" and they're like "You totally like James though." and I keep telling them I don't. And finally they leave when I slap Remus.
October 20th- Friday
James and Sirius. DUMBASSES!
Last, last, Tuesday, I had to do research in the library, and I decided, if I finished early, I'd write some more in my journal. I DON'T KNOW NOW, BUT JAMES AND SIRIUS STOLE MY JOURNAL... AGAIN!
LOOK AT THE OTHER NOTE THEY WROTE!
Dear Lily Child,
James and I were reading your diary, and we were very put out by the nasty things you say about us in here. In fact, I'm writing this letter on behalf of Prongs. He says he can't believe you're going out with "THAT PRICK, SON OF A BITCH, ASS UGLY SECOND YEAR WHO ISN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY!" I know James is upset, BUT I AM TOO LILY! Goddamn. Can't you... Agh.... We (The Marauders) are very disappointed in YOU.
With Love and Disappointment in You, Sirius (and Remus and Peter and James)
P.S. James and I are sorry for that little incident about your bed... We had a bet, oh well, sorry.
P.P.S. THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT MAD AT YOU THOUGH.
I'M SO HAPPY! THEY'RE SO MAD! THIS IS EXCELLENT! HAH! POTTER GOT HIS.
But I'm going to start locking my journal (not a diary) up.
October 27th- Friday
The ball is in a few days. Jack and I are going to go together (of course). Potter got dumped by Caroline. She's actually really nice. She dumped Potter and is going out with Greg O'Leary in her own year, and own house. I wish Jack were in my house. Too bad. He's a Ravenclaw seeker.
October 30th- Monday
The ball is tomorrow. Potter is going with Joanna Flor. She's really pretty, but so selfish and vain. She and Potter are the perfect couple. They're exactly alike in that sense. Joanna and James are in the same house though, that's not fair. I wish Jack were in Gryffindor.