Summary: We left off at Gohan and Videl getting friendly and Vegeta, Bulma, and Goku fighting. Now on this chapter will contain unpleasant stories and two angry teens at there suppose to be "friends."

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Stupid Cupid

Chapter Four: Scheme's and Bad Images



Inside the hot spring one might find a person or persons relaxing and enjoying the nice warmth of the water on their tense bodies.  Others might find this better then a massage and not waist their money on some healing places.   What one might not find is two teens inside a hot spring making out and not hearing three certain people bickering outside their room. Now, lets go to Gohan and Videl having their "fun."

"Mmmm that was a great one," Videl said while laying her head on Gohan's chest. "Yeah, very…. another?" Gohan said about to kiss Videl again, but Videl stopped him.

"Wait a second, don't you hear that yelling?"

"Now that you mention it I do hear something…. and it sounds pretty familiar."

"But you could it be?"

Gohan sighed as he figured out who it was. "Its my dad, Bulma, and Vegeta."

"Kami, and I thought your mom would get to us first," Videl said, "Won't they ever give up?"

"Guess not," Gohan said. "Come on lets go and break up their quarrel," Videl said getting up. "Aw come on Videl, just a little more…please?" Gohan begged. Videl got a little annoyed by this. "No!" Videl snapped.

"Pwease Videl" Gohan said giving a puppy pout.

"No"

"Pwease"

"NO!"

"Petty pwease with senzu beans one the top!"

"What do you not understand, the "N" or the "O?"

"Neither, but…" Gohan tried to say, but was smacked over the head. Videl got out and wrapped a towel around her and turned to Gohan.

"You coming little tiger?" she said. "Yes ma'am," Gohan said mockingly.

So Videl and Gohan walk to the door and open it to see Vegeta and Bulma arguing, and leaving a no clue Goku. They both stood there and only Goku noticed his son and Videl standing there.

"Vegeta! Shut up, before they hear your irritating voice!" Bulma yelled.

"MY VOICE? My voice is half as loud as the terminology that comes out of your mouth!" Vegeta retorted back.

"Umm guys…" Goku began, but got chewed out by the couple.

"SHUT UP!" the couple replied angrily.

Goku got a little frightened by the two mates. "B-but guys, Videl and G-Gohan are right there." He said as he pointed to the teens.

~Shit~ Bulma and Vegeta said through their bond.

"I can't believe you guys!" Gohan said angrily. "Yeah, you guys are so low!" Videl also said while snapping at the adults.

"Kami dad! You are worse then mum! And you Bulma what in the hell were you thinking of?" Gohan answered.

"Well, hehehe, you see Gohan…um? Have you ever heard the story of how I got your mom and father together?" Bulma said with a smile.

"Oh no Bulma! Please!" Goku begged. "Ugh I don't want to know do I?" Gohan said.

"Gohan? Come one it cant be that bad," Videl said looking at him.

"Come on onna, tell the story," Vegeta said while smirking.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' Goku thought.

@15 minutes later@

After Bulma told the Oh-so wonderful story the others showed many expressions.
Gohan was left grossed out and disturbed for life, Videl was standing there wide-eyed, Vegeta had a haughty smirk on his face, and Goku was blushing madly.


"Ha! So the Onna got you and the harpy imp together? That is priceless Kakkorrot I can't consider this true," Vegeta said while snickering.

Goku was sad at first, but decided to tell something about a certain time where he got Bulma and Vegeta together and "accidentally" locking them in the GR. He just grinned about the thought and it just caught everyone's attention.

"Hehehe, now you guys get to know how I paid Bulma pack so kindly," Goku said proudly.

Both Bulma and Vegeta stood there shocked and eyes wide. "You wouldn't Goku," Bulma said slowly. "Oh yes, yes I would," he said evilly.

"It all started out on a merry old day when I came over to visit Vegeta and spar. Bulma had to give Vegeta his lunch, and ranted on how he was an arrogant monkey ass that did shit for anyone. Sooo I put two and two together. Bulma and Vegeta were alike so when Bulma stepped into the GR I quickly shut the door, and ran off for a little while…

FLASHBACK

Inside the GR stood Bulma with a tray in her hand. She was shocked to find the door closed and locked. Vegeta was in the built in shower and didn't hear her, so she quietly set the tray down and tried to open the door.

"Damnit! You stupid fucking door! OPEN!" she screeched. That was when Vegeta stepped out of the shower with a towel around his waist. He looked confused as he peeked out of the corner to find the Onna trying to open the door. He started to chuckle and Bulma whipped around and spotted him.

"You think this is…" Bulma said, but noticed Vegeta still in a towel. She turned away blushing and cursed to herself.

Vegeta found this amusing and walked closer to Bulma, until he was close enough to whisper. "Shy now Onna? Well you don't have to be," he whispered while kissing her cheek. Bulma felt her cheeks heated once again. She turned around to face Vegeta. He just had his smirk on, and stared into Bulma's cerulean eyes as she started into his coal, almost black eyes.

Then their faces got closer and they kissed fervently. Their tongues tangled with each other's and they deepened it more and more. It seemed hours, but it was only seconds.

"How about we get cleaned up?" Bulma said wickedly. Vegeta smirked once again and agreed. "I don't mind taking another shower." So both made their way to the shower…

@Outside@
Goku sat on the lawn by the GR stuffing his face with food. It wasn't until now he heard some moans, and bumping noises sound off. "So cupid shot his arrow eh?" Goku said while waiting once more.


END OF FLASHBACK

"…and that was it." Goku said proudly.

Bulma stood blushing madly, Vegeta was blushing a little, and both teens seemed traumatized for life. 'The horror, the horror." Gohan thought.

"Damn guys! You are horny!" Gohan yelled. "I agree Gohan, this is to much information!"

"That's the way of life brats!" Vegeta said while walking away. "Vegeta! Comeback here!" Bulma yelled as she chased Vegeta. "Um, hahaha, I think I'll go now," Goku said also leaving.

"Kami! Ugh my mom and dad…" Gohan said.

"Ewwwe Bulma and Vegeta doing…ewe!" Videl said looking appalled.

Then both teens looked at each other with those same thoughts in hand. Both had a face of disgust. "UGH GROSS! BAD IMAGE!" Both said in unison as they thought about the stories.

@MEANWHILE@

Two chibis were sitting bored on the couch thinking up a plot.
"Where is my dad? We need to get some embarrassing pictures of him for the website." Trunks said. "Um Trunks? Do you think it was a good idea to post a website of your dad and post embarrassing pictures of him on there?" Goten said.

"Calm down Goten, he will never find out," Trunks said assuring Goten that nothing will happen.

"I don't know Trunks, its posted on the Capsule Corp kids page and thousands could see it!" he said frightened of what might happen.

"Mou Goten he never goes on the computer! Now lets get my camera and start plotting some more pictures of my dad," Trunks said as he grabbed Goten and ran off.

@Kitchen@

"Where in the hell is everyone? I mean I can't cook all this food alone!" Chi ranted to Eighteen.

"Who knows, now I think I'll go and Marron so I can change her into her pajamas," she said trying to escape.

"Oh no you don't! I am not going to be alone, your helping!" Chi said as she grabbed Eighteen. 'Shit! Why do I get stuck in this whole thing?!'

@SOMEWHERE@

Bulma and Vegeta settled their arguments a long while ago and started kissing. Bulma was out of breath and pulled away.

"Ok Vegeta, I am going to go help Chichi with cooking dinner," Bulma said.

Vegeta started snickering at Bulma's comment. "Why go Onna? You wont be any help."

Bulma angrily punches Vegeta in the head with a stone arrow. She smiles as she sees a good size bump on his head.

"Fuck Onna!" He cried out in pain. " Well cupid, that's what you get for being an ass monkey!" she yelled and walked away.

Vegeta followed close behind her and went to the den where they found the whole Z-gang there talking. They all smiled and laughed and Bulma decided to go to the Kitchen and help out a little. Soon dinner came and everyone talked joyfully and how they wanted this vacation to go on forever. Gohan and Videl were talking about going to school again.


Trunks and Goten were talking about their plans for the rest of the time remaining here. Everyone else just was going on, hoping nothing bad would happen.

Almost immediately dinner ended, and everyone decided to go to bed. Videl and Gohan just stood up in the den. They snuggled closely by the fire talking to each other and the events that happened.

"Man, did you see how excited my mom was when we told her?" Gohan laughed.

"Yeah, but now Krillin wont stop teasing us!" Videl said while also laughing.

In and instant, both teens got more tired. Their eyelids drooped down and both fell asleep with the fire keeping them warm along with a blanket of Ki.

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Next time on DBZ: The vacation is soon ending and the two teens are closer then ever. What happens when they get back to school? And also what happened to Bulma's notebook? Will Vegeta ever find out about Trunks and Goten's scheme?

Saiyachick: A-ha! I am done! SO should the next chapter be my last or should I continue them going to high school a little more?

Mel: pwease do just a few more high school chapters, pwease?