Okay I have gone of the deep end. Lost it. Whatever you want to call it. I swear that there is only going to be this chapter and one more and then I will end this madness I call a story. I have this great idea for another story burning in my head and soul is on fire and I know that I have to finish this one first or I might get killed so I will finish it. It might have a lame ending. All my stories seem to have lame endings maybe I will join a lame ending club just kidding. But yeah this story is getting harder to write so I am doing my best please don't hurt me arms over head

Last chapter: All other boys pull out money and stick it in her underwear. All the other girls jump up on the poles and into the cages and strip. Suddenly someone (Harry we think) conjured 98 gallons of fire whisky.

All Boys: Drunk OMG WTF Lavender and Parvati are making out! Drool Lavender: YUCK!!! Pavarti: Who the hell are you? Dumbledore: Hello children. Please join me in the Great Hall. Everyone: All soooooooo drunk Okay Professor SO everyone makes their way to the Great Hall, all the girls have left their clothes behind in the room and each girl as a boy on her arm and people are falling over and laughing. Yet there is something happening to them, yet they don't know what it is.

(Author- &)&($%$##%$#%#%$#%$#$writers block!!!!!!!! God I hate &)&%&#&#&#%&& writers block!!!!!!!!!! deep breath okay I think I have got it under control. I am sorry you poor people! Cries for the people she has scared)

Dumbledore: In his head MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) they will all lose control now and only I can control them. Who was the genius that put a mind control in the ice cream along with the nonsense curse? Oh yes that's right ME!!! MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) who's a smart evil head? I am!! MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) They will only listen to me now!! They must do as I say. That's right ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) and no one else!!!!!!!!!!! MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) hiccup

They reach the Great Hall were Dumbledore makes all the children dace Cotton Eye Joe. (A crazy song that has a dance to it only in America eh?) When someone burst in the door. That's right it was Voldemort (that's right you all gasp at his name OHHHH but only I know his wonderful fate!!) Everyone stops dancing.

Voldemort: I have come to take over Hogwarts Everyone except Dumbledore: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (their scream) Run in circles Voldemort: Bow down to me!!!!!!!! Confused look Why are you all not bowing? LISTEN TO ME GOD- DAMNIT I AM A PERSON TO YOU KNOW (that's just him) Dumbledore: Ice cream Tom? Voldemort: BOOWAHHBOO (his cry) okay eats ice cream Dumbledore: In his head YES! One more in my power!!!!! MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!) But he is ugly so I must kill him. Talking now Harry get your ass over here! Harry: Okay takes his ass over Dumbledore: Nice Ass. But that's beside the point. Kill him Points to Voldemort who is still eating ice cream Harry: Can I have some help? Dumbledore: Sure whistle

Everyone stopped what they were doing and conjured up a bat. Everyone charged toward Voldemort who was now picking flowers (I bet cha u didn't know that flowers grew in the great hall did cha?) and wearing a sundress (OHHHHHHH gotacha there eh? Voldemort a cross dresser. Bet cha didn't know that did cha? Haha this is fun) and began to beat him silly and then Harry drove his bat into Voldemort's heart (yep gotcha again!!!) and Voldemort died.

Harry: YIPPY (his happy cry) Everyone except Dumbledore: YIPPY (their happy cry) Dumbledore: MAHHHHHHH (his evil laugh!)

Everyone returned to the dark room and began to party again when someone fell asleep right there on the floor and one by one they all fell asleep. (Ahhhhhh........... I gotcha again huh? I bet your wondering what happened. The affects of the ice cream wore off............)

Next Chapter (and last SOB): Hermione: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!