Okay….I didn't get many reviews for my first chapter…come on people, who cares about the nice weather, get on your computers and read fan fiction! I PROMISE this will get better! And if it doesn't, I'll delete it. M'kay?

The night before the band was to go on their first ever tour, Zack was helping Freddy pack. Freddy was…easily distracted, to say the least, so things went much quicker when a friend helped the poor kid. They were both very nervous as they hauled a few huge suitcases up to Freddy's enormous room. In fact, the whole mansion was gigantic, as was Zack's and every other kid in the band's home.

"But I'll take my time anywhere, I'm free to speak my mind anywhere, And I'll never mind anywhere, Anywhere I roam, Where I lay my head is home!" echoed through the room, decked out in rock memorabilia similar to Dewey's place, as the boys shouted along to their favorite Metallica tune.

"FREDERICK AND ZACKARY YOU HAVE A TOUR IN THE MORNING YOU HAD BETTER GET PACKING IMMEDIATELY," Freddy's mom angrily screeched through the halls.

The boys just laughed it off and continued packing up various t-shirts featuring rock groups.

"So, Zack, you decide what you're gonna do your documentary on?" Freddy asked, voice mysteriously disguising something.

"Well, I don't know, maybe I'll do it on one of those stupid fancy parties our moms throw for-"

"Zack, are you insane????" Freddy asked the guitarist, a look of complete incredulity applying to his face.

"NO Freddy, I am NOT using your stupid swimsuit idea-"

Freddy cut Zack off a second time. "Dude, we're going on a tour, you freaking idiot!"

Zack's face lit up. For once in his life, Freddy Jones had a brilliant idea. Zack clapped him on the shoulder and said, "Man, that's an awesome idea! But what's it gonna be on exactly?"

"I dunno…burn stuff…I mean, you can…make it like a candid camera or something?"

"DUDE, what the heck did you do, take smart pills today?"

Freddy beamed with confidence. "And we can be like….smooth criminals!"

The two looked at each other and cracked up, "Crazy Train" by Ozzy providing the background music.

They straightened up a few minutes later.

"Seriously, dude, we've got a good idea, now we just need to put it into action," Zack said thoughtfully.

"How about…I set people up…and you catch them!"

Zack didn't know why Freddy was being so…smart today. "That's a great idea too. What's up with you?" Freddy just shrugged and placed a Greenday shirt in the suitcase.

A few hours later, they guys were sprawled out on the floor, watching music videos. Zack was staying at Freddy's overnight so they could meet the rest of the band at Dewey's place on time.

They didn't know exactly how they were going on this tour because neither of them paid too much attention to detail. But they figured everything was fine in Summer's hands.

Only Zack was having trouble sleeping. He tossed aside the swishy cover of his sleeping bag and walked quietly over to his own belongings.

Unzipping the case where his DVD camcorder was enclosed, he picked up his treasure. Grinning, he turned it on and held his eye to the eyepiece, sweeping a glance over the room. His gaze stopped on Freddy, whom he assumed was asleep. Asleep in his teddy bear boxers.

Chuckling to himself, he snuck over to where Freddy was. "Let's test this baby out…" Zack said to himself as he started recording. He was about to start his commentary on it when Freddy, half asleep, mumbled incoherently.

Zack thought it was only one of Freddy's nighttime babblings. Repositioning his camera as he moved in to catch Freddy in those boxers, Freddy stirred.

"Don't even think about it Mooneyham. Save it for the other suckers in the band…night…"

Taken aback, Zack took the camera and carefully placed it back in its case. As he slid back into his sleeping bag, a grin crossed his face at the prospect of what was to come. Think I'm not gonna get you, oh spastic one? Think again….

Before I get reviewers questioning this, this isn't slash. I'm just assuming they sleep only in their boxers. I hope you all liked it! The first bit of action is coming soon, in the next chapter. But I got Angels and Demons yesterday, and I'm almost done, so I have to finish that. Then I have to read Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban before that movie comes out in 4 days. So I have a lot of reading to do, but I promise to get at least one more chapter done before the end of the week!

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