Part Three:
Dinner For One
Kagome awoke, her head swimming. She thought that maybe she'd gone to sleep during all those horror movies, and that she'd dreamed about the troll and the disappearing people. Then, she loked about her. She was in her family's basement. She couldn't move. Her body was encased in a cocoon of snotty, green slime.
"Okay," Kagome squeaked, "Maybe this isn't a dream".
"You're dang straight it's not a dream!" shouted Duke from the ceiling.
"Duke!" Kagome yelled. Then she saw who was slimed to the ceiling , "Mokuba! You're both alive!"
"We thought you were dead," Came Tristan's voice. He was slimed across from Kagome, on the other side of the room. Beside, and a little sideways, was Yugi, with Tea wedged above them on a corner. Kagome looked around and saw that all her friends were slimed to the walls.
"Is that why none of you came looking for me?" Duke asked. "You people are freaks!"
"Don't blame us," mai said from her upside position on the third wall. "It was Tristan and his stupid 'we're in a horror movie' speech."
"I gotta admit," Tristan said, "This isn't like any horror I've ever seen."
"Wait," Serenity said, "Where're my brother and Shippo?"
"What if that awful monster's eaten them already?" Mokuba said.
"Your friends have eluded me," came the troll's deep, hideous, gurgling voice as he came down the stairs. "But do not worry. I will find them, and you will be reunited in my stomach, once the slime has eaten away at you, and turned you inot a digestable mush. That should take about two days. You won't feel any pain until tomorrow evening, when the slime begins to eat at your flesh."
Kagome could already feel her clothes dissolving in the slime. She winced. Then, she felt it. She opened here eyes, and saw the Jewel Shard in the troll's head! If only Inu-yasha were free! She hoped that Joey and Shippo would save them. What was she thinking? It was Joey and Shippo! Of all people!
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"Okay, Shippo," Joey said, opening a huge bear trap in the middle of the kitchen floor. Shippo sat in a bulls-eye, looking around, nervously.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Shippo asked.
"It's fool proof," Joey grunted as he pushed the large pin into place. "With, a yummy little child, as bait, we'll catch the troll, and make him free everybody."
"We had a deal," Shippo said, "If you go back on it, you can be your own bait."
"I'm good for it, buddy," Joey said. He got a sack from the counter, and handed Shippo a lollipop that was twice as big as his head. Shippo began to happily lick the lollipop as Joey set up the signs around Shippo and the bulls-eye. They read, 'Free Meal', 'Tasty, Ain't He?', and 'Fresh Fox, Free Candy With Every Purchase'. Joey then hid behind the refrigerator, and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited.
He checked his watch. "When's that stupid troll gonna come get him?" Joey said to himself. Then, he heard heavy footsteps. HE peeked around the fridge, and saw the troll coming up from the cellar, and see Shippo, who was sleeping off the large lollipop!
"Shippo!" Joey whispered, "He's coming!" But the little kitsune didn't hear him. The troll wlaked forward, and started drooling.
"I haven't had fox in ages," it laughed, reaching it's hands out to grab Shippo! Suddenly, the little fox in the bulls-eye opened, eyes, sprang up, and popped into a thousand pieces of confetti. Blinded by the tiny bits of paper in it's eyes, the troll stumbled backward into the trap, which didn't catch. Instead, it catapulted him through an open kitchen window, and into the sacred tree.
Joey got up from his hiding place, and ran to where the Shippo now stood, in front of the stairs to the cellar. They both ran down, and found their friends stuck to the walls in gooey green slime.
"Geez, did he sneeze on you all?" Joey asked them.
"It's not funny!" Tea whined.
"Get us down, before this tuffs eats our clothes off!" Kagome yelled.
"Eats your clothes off…" Joey said. He looked at the girls. Their clothes were already quite threadbare and ragged. He laughed and his face went red. "Maybe I can wait a little while. No rush right?"
"You stupid pervert!" shouted Mai. "You get me down from here, or so help me I'll-!"
"Okay, okay," Joey said, "I was only joking." He got out the Millennium Key, and turned it into the Millennium Staff. With a few swings, the slime was cut, and everyone was free. Duke and Mokuba's shirts and knees were the worst off, since they'd been enslimed the longest, but other than that, everyone was fine. Just then, though , the troll came bounding down the stairs, roaring and snarling and hissing with rage.
"I'll take care of him," Inu-yasha said, unsheathing the Tetsusaiga again.
"There's a Jewel Shard in it's forehead," Kagome said. "Aim for that!"
"Got it," Inu-yasha said. He lifted the sword, and brought the blade down on the troll's head, cutting it in two. The two halves fell to the ground, turning into two huge puddles of slime.
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Kagome and Ayumi brought the mugs of hot chocolate out from the kitchen. Everyone had now washed off the remnants of the slime. The guys were wearing their under shirts and boxers, while the girls wore really long t-shirts. What wasn't totally ruined was washing in the laundry room. The bag of horror movies sat on the table, discarded and unwanted. Now, they all just sat in the living room. They were tired, sore, and totally wiped out from cleaning up the house and scrubbing the basement.
"I never want to watch those movies again," Tristan said. "The rules have failed me, and now I trust nothing!"
"Get over it, drama queen," Ayumi said, shoving the hot mug into his hands.
"I agree with Miss Ayumi," Myoga said from his perch on Yugi's head. "It was rather silly to base our means of survival on some rules based on poorly made scary movies."
"Weren't you the one who ran off screaming when the rules went out the window?" Yugi asked the flea.
"Please forgive me, oh young Pharaoh. I am but a humble coward." Myoga pleaded.
"At least the weekend's not totally ruined." Kagome said, leaning on Inu-yasha's shoulder. "We've got two days before my folks comes back. We've got the house to ourselves."
Inu-yasha put his arm around Kagome, and said, "That sounds pretty good."
Suddenly, the front burst open. Kagome's grandpa rushed in. "Kagome! Are you o…kay…" the old man said. His face fell ashen as he looked about the room at all the guys and girls in almost nothing but their underwear. Kagome's mother just sighed as she came up behind her grandfather.
"What… what are you guys doing here?" Kagome asked, pulling the hem of her shirt down over her knees.
"We got worried when the phones went out," her mother answered. "So we rushed home."
"We never expected to find you in the middle of an orgie!" Gramps screamed at them.
"That's not it!" Kagome said, getting up. "it's not what you think!"
"Think!? THINK?!? Of course it's not what I THINK! It's what I SEE! Get these boys out of here, now! Now! NOW!!!!!" the old man shouted, throwing umbrellas, knick-knacks, and other projectiles at the boys. The girls ran up to Kagome's room as the boys grabbed their sopping wet clothes from the laundry room on their way to the back door. Miroku and Inu-yasha made a beeline for the well as Kaiba made a call to his chauffer to pick him, and some associates, up immediately. The girls watched from kagome's window as Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Duke, and poor Mokuba ran down the stairs of the Shrine in their underwear, with the rain starting to poor in the middle of the night, and Kagome's grandfather screaming and shouting at them until they were out of sight.
The End
AN: Okay. I hope yall liked this one, cause it's the absolutely, positively, the very last one we're doing. SO please, review :-)
Dinner For One
Kagome awoke, her head swimming. She thought that maybe she'd gone to sleep during all those horror movies, and that she'd dreamed about the troll and the disappearing people. Then, she loked about her. She was in her family's basement. She couldn't move. Her body was encased in a cocoon of snotty, green slime.
"Okay," Kagome squeaked, "Maybe this isn't a dream".
"You're dang straight it's not a dream!" shouted Duke from the ceiling.
"Duke!" Kagome yelled. Then she saw who was slimed to the ceiling , "Mokuba! You're both alive!"
"We thought you were dead," Came Tristan's voice. He was slimed across from Kagome, on the other side of the room. Beside, and a little sideways, was Yugi, with Tea wedged above them on a corner. Kagome looked around and saw that all her friends were slimed to the walls.
"Is that why none of you came looking for me?" Duke asked. "You people are freaks!"
"Don't blame us," mai said from her upside position on the third wall. "It was Tristan and his stupid 'we're in a horror movie' speech."
"I gotta admit," Tristan said, "This isn't like any horror I've ever seen."
"Wait," Serenity said, "Where're my brother and Shippo?"
"What if that awful monster's eaten them already?" Mokuba said.
"Your friends have eluded me," came the troll's deep, hideous, gurgling voice as he came down the stairs. "But do not worry. I will find them, and you will be reunited in my stomach, once the slime has eaten away at you, and turned you inot a digestable mush. That should take about two days. You won't feel any pain until tomorrow evening, when the slime begins to eat at your flesh."
Kagome could already feel her clothes dissolving in the slime. She winced. Then, she felt it. She opened here eyes, and saw the Jewel Shard in the troll's head! If only Inu-yasha were free! She hoped that Joey and Shippo would save them. What was she thinking? It was Joey and Shippo! Of all people!
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"Okay, Shippo," Joey said, opening a huge bear trap in the middle of the kitchen floor. Shippo sat in a bulls-eye, looking around, nervously.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Shippo asked.
"It's fool proof," Joey grunted as he pushed the large pin into place. "With, a yummy little child, as bait, we'll catch the troll, and make him free everybody."
"We had a deal," Shippo said, "If you go back on it, you can be your own bait."
"I'm good for it, buddy," Joey said. He got a sack from the counter, and handed Shippo a lollipop that was twice as big as his head. Shippo began to happily lick the lollipop as Joey set up the signs around Shippo and the bulls-eye. They read, 'Free Meal', 'Tasty, Ain't He?', and 'Fresh Fox, Free Candy With Every Purchase'. Joey then hid behind the refrigerator, and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited.
He checked his watch. "When's that stupid troll gonna come get him?" Joey said to himself. Then, he heard heavy footsteps. HE peeked around the fridge, and saw the troll coming up from the cellar, and see Shippo, who was sleeping off the large lollipop!
"Shippo!" Joey whispered, "He's coming!" But the little kitsune didn't hear him. The troll wlaked forward, and started drooling.
"I haven't had fox in ages," it laughed, reaching it's hands out to grab Shippo! Suddenly, the little fox in the bulls-eye opened, eyes, sprang up, and popped into a thousand pieces of confetti. Blinded by the tiny bits of paper in it's eyes, the troll stumbled backward into the trap, which didn't catch. Instead, it catapulted him through an open kitchen window, and into the sacred tree.
Joey got up from his hiding place, and ran to where the Shippo now stood, in front of the stairs to the cellar. They both ran down, and found their friends stuck to the walls in gooey green slime.
"Geez, did he sneeze on you all?" Joey asked them.
"It's not funny!" Tea whined.
"Get us down, before this tuffs eats our clothes off!" Kagome yelled.
"Eats your clothes off…" Joey said. He looked at the girls. Their clothes were already quite threadbare and ragged. He laughed and his face went red. "Maybe I can wait a little while. No rush right?"
"You stupid pervert!" shouted Mai. "You get me down from here, or so help me I'll-!"
"Okay, okay," Joey said, "I was only joking." He got out the Millennium Key, and turned it into the Millennium Staff. With a few swings, the slime was cut, and everyone was free. Duke and Mokuba's shirts and knees were the worst off, since they'd been enslimed the longest, but other than that, everyone was fine. Just then, though , the troll came bounding down the stairs, roaring and snarling and hissing with rage.
"I'll take care of him," Inu-yasha said, unsheathing the Tetsusaiga again.
"There's a Jewel Shard in it's forehead," Kagome said. "Aim for that!"
"Got it," Inu-yasha said. He lifted the sword, and brought the blade down on the troll's head, cutting it in two. The two halves fell to the ground, turning into two huge puddles of slime.
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Kagome and Ayumi brought the mugs of hot chocolate out from the kitchen. Everyone had now washed off the remnants of the slime. The guys were wearing their under shirts and boxers, while the girls wore really long t-shirts. What wasn't totally ruined was washing in the laundry room. The bag of horror movies sat on the table, discarded and unwanted. Now, they all just sat in the living room. They were tired, sore, and totally wiped out from cleaning up the house and scrubbing the basement.
"I never want to watch those movies again," Tristan said. "The rules have failed me, and now I trust nothing!"
"Get over it, drama queen," Ayumi said, shoving the hot mug into his hands.
"I agree with Miss Ayumi," Myoga said from his perch on Yugi's head. "It was rather silly to base our means of survival on some rules based on poorly made scary movies."
"Weren't you the one who ran off screaming when the rules went out the window?" Yugi asked the flea.
"Please forgive me, oh young Pharaoh. I am but a humble coward." Myoga pleaded.
"At least the weekend's not totally ruined." Kagome said, leaning on Inu-yasha's shoulder. "We've got two days before my folks comes back. We've got the house to ourselves."
Inu-yasha put his arm around Kagome, and said, "That sounds pretty good."
Suddenly, the front burst open. Kagome's grandpa rushed in. "Kagome! Are you o…kay…" the old man said. His face fell ashen as he looked about the room at all the guys and girls in almost nothing but their underwear. Kagome's mother just sighed as she came up behind her grandfather.
"What… what are you guys doing here?" Kagome asked, pulling the hem of her shirt down over her knees.
"We got worried when the phones went out," her mother answered. "So we rushed home."
"We never expected to find you in the middle of an orgie!" Gramps screamed at them.
"That's not it!" Kagome said, getting up. "it's not what you think!"
"Think!? THINK?!? Of course it's not what I THINK! It's what I SEE! Get these boys out of here, now! Now! NOW!!!!!" the old man shouted, throwing umbrellas, knick-knacks, and other projectiles at the boys. The girls ran up to Kagome's room as the boys grabbed their sopping wet clothes from the laundry room on their way to the back door. Miroku and Inu-yasha made a beeline for the well as Kaiba made a call to his chauffer to pick him, and some associates, up immediately. The girls watched from kagome's window as Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Duke, and poor Mokuba ran down the stairs of the Shrine in their underwear, with the rain starting to poor in the middle of the night, and Kagome's grandfather screaming and shouting at them until they were out of sight.
The End
AN: Okay. I hope yall liked this one, cause it's the absolutely, positively, the very last one we're doing. SO please, review :-)