Okay...Sorry this took so long. Writers block, even though this really isn't anything hard to write. Just read and review...


Dewey's huge bus containing 15 kids and their equipment rolled up to a little bed and breakfast with just enough rooms for all of them, only about 20 minutes away from the stadium they'd be performing in later that night.

"You didn't make ANY of our reservations for ANYWHERE in advance?" Summer's voice echoed through the small hallway of the crowded lodging. She was not happy to be staying in what was practically a log cabin. Apparently, Dewey wasn't either.

"SUMMER SHUT UP! How was I supposed to know, YOU'RE THE MANGAGER! Not me! Isn't that kinda your job to take care of these things?"

The building quaked as the rest of the kids tried to settle into their rooms without being distracted by Summer and Dewey, but of course, Freddy couldn't resist a chance to do something stupid. There were doors connecting the rooms, and Freddy's was stationed in between Zack's and Billy's. Shuddering at the thought of what might happen if he didn't take any precautions, Freddy placed a chair under the handle to try to keep Billy out at night.

Freddy casually walked into Zack's room hours later, after the show, prepared to go and sneak into kitchens or something, but Zack was facedown, lying on his bed. Eyeing the place over for the camera, Freddy tiptoed- yes, tiptoed- over to the bedside table when he spotted it.

Cautiously, the blonde drummer reached out a hand to swipe the camera with. Zack interrupted Freddy and scared him half to death by letting out a mixed up babble of words. Freddy, unperturbed, grinned and snatched up the camera and went to see what he could find. Maybe staking out Billy's room could prove interesting…

Twenty minutes later, Freddy was stationed inside Billy's closet, the door cracked open just enough so that he had full view of the room but couldn't be seen. He crouched and waited in the silence, growing impatient. He decided to turn the camera on just so he'd be ready if anything ever eventually happened, but as he tried to set it up, he discovered that the actual tape was missing. He couldn't record anything without a tape!

"Aw man," Freddy groaned, sliding down to the floor in frustration.

"What's the matter Jones?" A very smug Zack Mooneyham said as he pulled the door open. "Looking for this?" he asked as he waved a tape around in front of Freddy's face.

Freddy's mouth dropped open, an incredulous expression coming over him. "Dude, how'd you know I was here?"

Zack smirked. "You really thought I was asleep? Damn, you're gullible!"

Freddy scowled as Zack laughed at him. He opened his mouth to say some sarcastic comment back, but he was cut off by the sound of a few people entering the room. It was so late it was early now; it was about time someone was in Billy's room. Zack ushered Freddy into the closet, concealing themselves just in time.

"So we're gonna get like paid for like doing this?" they heard a girl's voice drawl. Zack took this as his cue to start the film rolling.

"Like oh my gosh yes! Ladies, I think you'll find this very…rewarding," Billy said to his unknown guests.

The second voice chimed in. "Eleni's right Billy, we better get paid for being in your stupid photo shoot…"

"Oh don't worry hun, this will so totally pay off!" Billy assured Michelle in that gay little voice of his.

Zack and Freddy watched in horror as this freak show unfurled around them. The events proceeded to show Eleni and Michelle modeling some really raunchy outfits consisting mostly of yarn and sequins. Ewwwww. And Billy was wearing nothing except really tight sparkly blue briefs. Ewwwww.

Anyway, after half an hour or so, Zack and Freddy were too stunned at this point to even attempt to talk.

"Girls, I think it's time I paid you now…" Billy said coyly. As if a light bulb lit over Zack's head, he gasped as he realized just what was going on with the gay guy and the groupies. Eleni and Michelle looked at each other and grinned in unison. Billy took them each by a hand and led them to his bed.

That was all Zack and Freddy needed to see. As the threesome hit the bed, the smooth criminals bolted from the room like the floor was on fire. They weren't even noticed because Billy and company were busy doing…ahem…other things. Ewwwww.


Right. Okay. I know that wasn't the best...but I got a kick out of it. Since I feel bad, here's a sneak peek at the next chapter: girls gone PsYcHo!!!!