Speachless Shinigami
by Solo Sagara

[I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the characters, or Red Bull. I only lay clame to Baka.]

A/N: Yo, fellow readers! Someone in the reviews made a good suggestion, though it kinda defeats the whole "plan" but their right! and i'm gonna try it out. Thanks for the suggestion.

Also, before i start chap five, I wanted to tell everyone that i just opened my Gundam Wing RPG so if anyone is interested, please join! The URL is at the bottom of the ficcie!

"Talking"
'Thinking'
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Chapter Five - Baka, Omae o korosu.
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Duo sat in the living room alone, with only Baka to comfort him. He had been quiet now for 3 days and no one was really paying any attention to him anymore. They just ignored him, like he did to them.

He sighed. It was supposed to be more fun than this, but it wasnt. He started to think of a new plan, or rather, a slightly altered version of the original plan.

Heero stepped through the doorway to the living area and stared at Duo just sitting in a daze. He walked over and stood in front of where Duo was sitting.

"Duo." Heero spoke, holding out his shoe in front of him.

Duo snapped out of his thoughts and looked up at Heero, then at the shoe in his hand. The shoe was covered in dog slobbers and was so chewed up, it looked like a piece of....something unrecognizable. He gulped.

Heero glared at him, waiting for some type of answer. "Duo-"

"I'm sorry, Heero.." Duo murmured while staring at the shoe. He looked up into Heero's eyes with a puppy-dog face on. "I wont let it happen again.."

Heero blinked. Why did Duo all of a sudden decide to speak? Sure, it still wasnt his normal tone of voice, but after three days of silence, it seemed sort of odd.

Sort of.

Duo stood up, coming face to face with Heero. "Heero, I've been thinkin'," Duo started, speaking softly. "What if someone is out there lookin' for Baka and cant find him? Y'know, like a little kid or something."

Heero could hear the concern in his voice. Duo's been so busy with his "plan" he clearly forgot about the possibilities of Baka having an owner.

Heero took a couple of steps back to escape Duo's circle of space. It wasnt that he was uncomfortable, it just seemed awkward, in a way. He shrugged and threw his, what was a shoe, on the floor for Baka to chew on.

Baka saw it dropping, and as soon as it hit the floor, he attacked, chewing the crap out of it. It seemed he liked Heero's shoe...

Alot.

Duo smiled, watching the little pup. He wanted to keep him, but he knew it wasnt right, or fair, if the dog already had an owner waiting for him.

Heero sighed deeply. He was annoyed that he had lost a perfectly good shoe, but there wasnt anything he could do about it now. Except help get rid of the dog so it wouldnt happen again.

"Make flyers." Heero stated, as he walked towards the door way. Duo looked up away from Baka and over to Heero. He hated to see him go but he loved to watch him leave.

He smiled to himself. 'Flyers, hu?'

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Duo stumbled down the stairs with a pile of papers in hand. He ran to the door and looked over at Baka, still chewing on Heero's shoe.

"Hey, buddy! You stay here awhile, while I go stick these around town, 'kay?" He would have waved if his hands wern't full. "See ya soon!"

He ran out, closing the door behind him.

Baka barked, and ran to the door, but he was too late. He sat there for a few minutes, until he saw the shadow of someone go into the kitchen. He hopped up and ran to the kitchen as fast as his little legs could carry him.

He spotted Quatre, making tea, and quickly ran under the table to hide.

Quatre was humming to himself, some tune that he and Trowa had come up with. He took a sip of his fresh tea, and proceeded to walk back to his room.

Baka waited, and followed Quatre back upstairs as quietly as he could. He was curious about the other rooms in the house. Only ones he'd got to inspect were Duo's and Heero's. He loved Heero's room, lots of stuff to mess up and chew on.

He got preoccupied by a dust bunny, and lost the chance to run into Quatre's room before he shut the door. He whined a bit, then decided to check the other rooms. he trotted down the hall, checking each door, but all was shut.

Fortunatly (or unfortunatly) for Baka, Heero made the mistake of leaving his door open again. Baka noticed and quickly ran to the door, peaking his nose in to see if anyone was in there.

Heero was typing an email up to the Scientists to see if they were finished with their Gundam's repairs yet. He wanted Wing back, and he was getting impatient. God only knows what them psychos were "modifying" this time.

Baka noticed he wasnt paying any attention, so he snuck into the room and over to Heero's closet. He stood in awe at all the beautiful things to chew on, and started rustling through some stuff on the floor.

Heero turned his full attention to the noise he was hearing. He knew full well who it was, and was very irretated.

"Baka, Omae o korosu." He mumbled to himself, as he stood up from his chair and walked over to the closet.

Baka still hadnt noticed that Heero had seen him, and kept rustling through his things.

Heero leaned over and picked Baka up in one hand. Baka let out a yelp, then finally realized what was going on.

Heero stared at the dog. What a trouble maker this animal was. He walked over to his bed, hitting the Send button to send his email on the way, then sat down with Baka on his lap.

Duo was gone, Baka was on his lap, licking his hands, and everyone else was in their rooms doing god-knows-what. He sighed.

"How about a nap..." he mumbled under his breath, as he layed back onto his bed, pulling Baka up onto his chest.

The little dog barked and licked Heero's face a bit, before curling up on his chest, then both of them drifting into a light nap.

TBC
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Words of Stupidity
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Solo: Heero, you take alot of naps, y'know?

Heero: Whoes fault is that?

Solo: Dont answer with a question, thats annoying.

Heero: Good.

Solo: -sighs, pulls Duo away from the mirror and shoves him into Heero- When are we gonna see some action between you two? -wink, wink-

Duo: -turns a deep shade of red- What the hell are you talkin' about?!

Heero: -pushes Duo away and grunts- Do that again, and I'll kill you.

Duo: -franticly looking at Heero & Solo- It wasnt my fault!

Heero: I wasnt talking to you.

Duo: -sighs in relief- Thank shinigami.

Solo: Ha! I'd like to see you try!

Heero: Fine. -pulls his gun out and starts shooting at Solo-

Solo: OH SHIT! -runs away, dodging bullets-

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Next time!!
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I had one of these at the top but this one concerns the story. Next chapter, expect things to take a turn for the worse.

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Will Heero kill Baka before Duo returns?! Will Duo staple his hands to a lightpost?! Will Baka poo on Heero?!

Find out next chapter!

-walks away snickering-

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