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Disclaimer: How many of these do I put up before everyone realizes that X-men doesn't belong to me?
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^Kurmanda love is in the air! *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Amanda: Kurt! Do you see this? We have our own story!
Kurt: Zomehow I don't zink that zat iz somezing to be proud of.
Amanda: Don't be silly!
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"Amanda!"
Amanda turned to see the handsome german boy running towards her. He was so funny, handsome, smart, and kind. She loved him so much.
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Ray: She put handsome twice.
Kurt: Hey! Buzz out of our story. Aren't you muses supposed to do something about zis?
Doggy: Woof!
Dexroth: You and Amanda aren't even supposed to be here.
Amanda: That is totally beside the point.
Dexroth: Do you guys, like, sneak in through cracks in the roof or something? Or do you just have smurf-boy teleport you in?
Ray: If we told you, I'd have to kill you.
Doggy: Grrr…….
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"Oh, Kurt! How are you? Are you still taking me out to dinner?"
Kurt gave her a handsome grin. "Of course fraulien! How could I forget?"
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Scott: I'd hate to see that bill.
Amanda: Don't make fun of Kurt!
Rogue: Yeah, that's my job.
Amanda: Since when?!?!
Rogue: Since I discovered that we're related.
Kurt: Ya. Sibling rivalry.
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She took the arm of her boyfriend and walked up the steps to the school.
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Lance: You know, Kitty, we could take a walk right now.
Kitty: *giggle *
Kurt: VWAT?!
Amanda: Kurt! You're not supposed to look at that Valley girl wannabe!
Tabitha: Yeah! You're supposed to be with ME!
Amanda: That's it, Kurt crush THROWDOWN!
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Later that night, in a beautiful restaurant by a moonlit lake, Kurt and Amanda sat, discussing, among other things, life after school.
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Wanda: What makes you think you'll live through this, Amanda?!
Amanda: Bring it on you gothic bi- hey wait a minute, why are you here?
Wanda: Kurt has been with every evo girl! Even Rogue!
Rahne: Incest? Ewww……
Amara: Well, technically they're not biologically related…..
Rogue: You people are all sick! Sick, sick, sick!
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Amanda couldn't help but stare into his handsome face and those beautiful eyes.
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Roberto: Notice how the Author is ignoring us?
Bobby: It takes a determined person to do that.
Evan: All the girls are doing so far is arguing. When are we gonna see something worth seeing?
Callisto: Evan, the morlocks sent me.
Pietro: Yeah, without you they don't have an idiot.
Evan: That's it. Kiss your butt goodbye!
Dexroth: *while Evan and Pietro fight* What did you need Evan for?
Callisto: Well, we kinda do need him back…..
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Kurt suddenly took her hand.
"Amanda, I have loved you for so long. Will you marry me?"
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Kurt: My accent! Vhere iz my accent?!
Amanda: Score! I got him!
Wanda: I'm going to hex you!
Todd: I'm going to kill you, you blue wookie! You took my cuddlebumps, yo!
Fred: This is like Jerry Springer!
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Amanda felt her eyes grew moist. She had been waiting for this moment forever.
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Jubilee: No one takes the fuzzy one from me!
Rahne: We belong together! We both have fur.
Jean: Go choke on something Rahne!
Rogue: Harsh.
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"Oh Kurt.. Yes! I will marry you!"
And with that they embraced as if they'd never let go.
And Kurt tilted her head up and kissed her in front of everyone.
But they didn't care.
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All guys: Run! For the love of Pete (?), don't look back!
All girls: HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An explosion rocks the author's house.
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Several hours later.
Jamie sticks his head into the rubble that was once Beck's house. He sees her still typing on her computer. Her desk is the only visible piece of furniture left standing.
Jamie: Beck?
Beck: ……………..
Jamie: Beck!
Beck………………..
Jamie: BECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beck: eh? *takes earplugs out * MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!
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Third chapter up!