Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, stay puft marshmallow man, the Michigan man, or-wait, I don't own a lot of stuff……
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Toad: WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: *twitch *
Pietro: Toad……
Toad: Me and shnookums got our own story!!!!
Wanda: *twitch*
Pietro:….toad…..
Toad: True love reigns supre- urgh!!!!!!!
*Wanda is throttling toad…*
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Toad walked (hopped?) into the room. He had been up all night doing stuff.
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Lance: Can you be more specific?
Beck:………
Lance:….Oh. Yeah, my bad. I really don't want to know.
Beck: *nods and goes back to typing *
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His ears suddenly perked up to the sound of crying. He looked discretely through the hall to see a light in Wanda's room.
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Fred: Wanda doesn't cry……
Beck: It's my story.
Wanda: I'm going to turn it into hash.
Beck: Take the lesser of two evils, sweetheart.
Wanda: What?
Beck: I could have put you with Mastermind. I remember in the very first issues of the original X-men he was pretty hot for you……
Wanda: * twitch*
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He poked his head timidly through her door. She was crying on her bed.
"Wanda? Are you okay?"
She jerked at the sound of his voice. Her eyes had a look of rage to them…but it calmed when she saw that he was actually worried.
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Scott: That sounds like Wanda!
Jean: what?
Scott: Well, the whole eyes full of rage part.
Todd: Stop making fun of my cuddlebumps, yo!
Bobby: Or what?
Todd: Or Scottt's car will be full of slime tomorrow.
Bobby: That's just going to stop him, not m- eeekk! *runs away from homicidal Scott. *
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" I'm so screwed up Todd… No one truly loves me…"
He shook his head swiftly. "I love you! You're just perfect the way you are Wanda!"
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Amara: If that's perfect, does that mean the rest of us are gods?
Rahne: Probably.
Ray: But why is it that the perfect people get the action while the rest of us gods just watch the show?
Roberto: The problem with divine power?
Jubilee: I think we got rolled in the clover in this.
Wanda: Rolled in the clover?
Jubilee: I like that saying!
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"Do you really think so?" Her eyes were filled with something he couldn't name.
He nodded feverently. "Of course!"
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Kitty: Like, that train of though just so totally jumped the track.
Kurt: Ya. Where does ze author get zis stuff?
Dexroth: What do you think we're here for?!?!
Doggy: Woof!
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She smiled and dried her eyes.
"I'm alright now Todd."
Todd nodded and turned to go.
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Wanda: GO! GO GO GO! GET OUT!
Todd: NO NONONONO! KISS KISS KISS!
Ray: I got fifty on Todd!
Wanda: What?!
Ray: * shrugs* I know how the author works.
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"Wait!"
Todd turned to see Wanda rush into his arms and give him a kiss. It was every dream come true.
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Wanda: RAAHRR-
Dexroth: PG rating!
Wanda…….shoot……
Ray: Hehe….I made a killing…
Wanda: It won't be the only one today…
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When she stopped she smiled at him.
"Let's keep this our little secret."
Todd nodded happily. "You got it."
Then he bent down for another kiss.
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Beck: FINI!
Rogue: Did ah miss the action?
Dexroth: Nah, you're just in time to see Wanda kill Toad.
Todd: AAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Wanda: Don't run.
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That's it! Fifth chapter up!