Disclaimer: Do not adjust your computer…We control all visions…And all bytes…You have entered…the Microsoft Zone. (Heh, I just made that up!)((Easily amused, Aren't I))
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John: What the hell kind of title is THAT?
Amara: It's our codenames together in the front and our real ones in the back.
John: Roight. Hey wait a minute! We're no pygmies!
Dexroth: It's PYGMA, not PYGMY.
John: Same difference! Darn Sheila's off her rocker anyways.
Dexroth: So says the Aussie who plays with fire.
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The fight had been going on for a while. Amara stumbled to get away from the smoke.
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Scott: Magma is going to fraternize with the ENEMY?!?!?
Pietro: You X-geeks can't seem to keep your hands off the bad guys.
Scott: I keep my hands to myself thanks!
Rogue: Don't we know it.
Scott: What's THAT supposed to mean?
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The friends of Humanity had not let up, seeking to destroy any mutant around. She prayed the others got away safely.
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FOH: We come to destroy mutantkind!
Beck: Not in my house you don't.
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Really, she should have been praying for herself. The others were safe and sound.
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Wanda: Oh, great, as long as their alright.
Todd: I'd make sure you were okay, my crimson cutie.
Fred: Why are the FOH running away from Doggy?
Lance: What? *Turns to see Beck sic Doggy on another FOH group*
Tabitha: About time…..
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But she was surrounded by the FoH. They closed in at all sides. And she could not protect herself. She was too weak from fighting in too many battles.
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Jean: LIKE WHAT?
Amara: Hey! Leave my story alone! You're just jealous because mine's better!
Jean: It is not!
Ray: Yeah it is.
Bobby: Yup.
Roberto: Haven't run away screaming yet.
Jean: Shut-up!
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As they converged upon her, she felt all hope fade.
"Back off the Sheila or experience a world of pain!"
She looked up to see a figure standing directly behind the group, flamethrowers on each arm.
"Who are you?" One of the group snarled.
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Kurt: VOW!
Dexroth: What?
Kurt: Zis is ze second that someone in a story has spoken zhat was not one of the main two!
Kitty: Wow, Kurt, you're like, right.
Lance: It was just beginner's luck. *starts to put arm around Kitty*
Kurt: Back off the katchzen.
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"My name is St. John Allerydace. The Pyro!"
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Pietro: I just realized the whole St. John thing.
Remy: Jus' now? Gambit always knew.
Jubilee: I don't get it.
John: St. John! Like St. John's fire!
Jubilee: …..Don't you control fire?
John: Why do you writers torture me so?
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Pyro. One of Magneto's lackeys.
So it came down to this. She was saved by the enemy. She would rather die.
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John: So do it! And decrease the surplus population.
Amara: Scrooge.
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"I'm warning you, mate." Pyro's eyes were not joking.
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Rahne: What about the rest of him?
Piotr: ……………
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The FoH member tried to step forward, only to be assaulted by burning hot flame. The flame grew at his whim and he came for her. The FoH was helpless to stop him. His power, so much like hers, was too powerful to overcome.
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Bobby: Oh Please!
Scott: We've overcome Pyro dozens of times!
John: You mates got any next of kin to notify?
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She felt herself scooped up into his arms. He was surprisingly strong for one so thin. He hastened to get her away from the radical anti-mutant group, away from the danger.
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Piotr: Jean.
Jean: Yes, Piotr?
Piotr: I believe John is going to kill Scott.
Jean: I'm sure he deserved it.
Piotr: ?!?!?!?!?!
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Soon they were safe. He gently set her down.
"Don't worry now, luv. I'll call your mates, they'll pick ya up."
She managed to raise her head slightly and whispered, her voice hoarse from the smoke.
"Why did you help me?"
The aussie said nothing. Then he leaned down and kissed her sweetly.
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Amara: HOW DARE YOU KISS ME WHILE I'M INJURED!!!!!
John: It's not what it looks like!!!!
Piotr: Yes, comrade, it is.
John: Don't listen to him! It's the authoress lady's fault!
Dexroth: Be careful. She may make you court some handsome homeless man on the street if you keep accusing her.
John:………..err……Yes! It's all my fault, I mean, sheilah….
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He gently let go and went off to call the other X-men. Amara felt her heart beat with no intensity.
Is this what love feels like?
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John: HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rogue: Firefly flipped!
Dexroth: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, this chapter's finished, hope you liked it.