Disclaimer: I own not the X-men. I should say that I don't own this chapter, but then I'd be lying.
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Jamie: Hunh?
Scott: My god...
Rogue:*grabs Jamie* People are sick! Let's go home!
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Magneto watched from the air. How could he have-
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DOOM!!!!!!
Beck: Whazzat?
Magneto: Did you actually think I would let you write this story?!?!?!
John: This is just low, Sheilah. How could you write this?!?!?!?!?!?
Beck: .....*sniffle* Wahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remy: Boss made de chere cry.
Magneto: GOOD!!!!!!!
Dexroth: What's going on in here?
Doggy: *whine*
Beck: The reviewers voted for this couple! It's not my fault! I have to cater to the people who leave the reviews!
Magneto:.................
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-have fallen for-
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Magneto: DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO STOP THAT?!?!?!
Beck: No......
Magneto: Do. Not. Write. This. Story.
Piotr: *looking at other reviews* I am up for a Kitty romance?
Kitty: Wow! That would be, like, so cool!
Kurt: Hey Lance.
Lance: Yeah?
Kurt: You think you can take him?
Lance: He doesn't look so tough.
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-that X-man-
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Magneto: *glare*
Beck: Sooner I finish the story, the sooner I can get the spotlight off of you Magsy.
Magneto: I think you underestimate the competency of my alcolytes! Piotr!
Piotr:......
Magneto: Piotr! *turns to see Piotr fighting the rocktumbler and the fuzzy one.*
Dexroth: Hey......Mags.......*whispers something into his ear.*
Magneto:.....Why didn't I think of that? *uses power to shut off the author's program.*
Beck: NOOOOO!
Magneto: Bwahahahhahahaha!
Beck:' *whispers to Dex* Thanks.
Dexroth: No prob. We're here to help.
Doggy: Woof.
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-that he fell in love with-
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Beck: Damn! The keyboard still works!
Wanda: I can fix that.
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Magneto: Once again I have triumphed over these...fanfiction people!
Jamie: It's a good thing. I don't want to date guys. Especially old ones.
Rogue: You'd bettah not wannah date anybahdy!
Jamie: .....But....Rahne.....
Rahne: What? I just heard my name......
Kitty: *giggle*
Scott: Why are you laughing?
Kitty: Like, all of my popular fanfic love interests are, like, duking it out over there!
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Beck: You do realize this story needs closure.
Dexroth: No kiss.
Beck: The thought is burning a hole in my skull. I mean the story has to end. We can't leave it hanging.
Dexroth: We-ell.........*pulls new keyboard out of the bubblewrap* I have an idea.
Beck: Oh good. I'd hate to have muses that don't do anything.
Dexroth: Touche'
Doggy: Woof!
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Magneto: Alcolytes! Come! We're leaving!
Remy: Can Remy stay wid' de cheres?
Magneto: No!
Piotr: I appear to be having two people attached to me, comrade. *points at Lance and Kurt, who are hanging off his other arm.
Lance: Kitty is so mine!
Kurt: As if! Katchzen isn't going with either of you nimrods!
John: Want me to get them off mate?
Piotr: NO.
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Pietro: Think Dad knows that Beck is about to finish the story?
Tabitha: Nope.
Todd: Do you think if I asked him about Wanda….
Wanda: NO! HOW DO I GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK AMPHIBIAN HEAD?
Todd: You could seal it with a kiss, pumpkin.
Fred: I think the toad man's gonna get hurt again.
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And so, love fully announced to each other, Jamie and Eric decided to have a cup of coffee at a romantic café.
The End.
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Ray: Look at the metal fly.
Roberto: Do you think he knows that Beck and her muses already booked it?
Xavier: I should have known this would happen. I should have never sent out those telepathic suggestions.
Jean: What was that Professor?
Xavier: Err…Nothing, Jean.
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Heh, this chapter was without scruples. Glad I don't have to write it twice.