I hope all you Kiotr reviewers have forgiven me for losing the chapter; I've tried to make this one as good. Thank you all for the support!
Disclaimer: This is my displaced chapter. It was supposed to be chapter eight, but if it isn't…oh well. You all know. All characters used in this story with the exception of myself, Dex, and Doggy and the END, all characters belong to Marvel. And any sort of resemblance to peoples living or dead is purely coincidental. Thank you.
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The displaced chapter!!! Dun Dun Dun!
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Pietro: Why do I get the feeling this story has happened before?
Dexroth: Meet Pietro. And ordinary human- err…mutant, living a normal life—
Wanda: I'm going to kill you Pietro!!!
Dexroth: Living a normal life in mortal fear of his twin sister, until one day it changed forever.
Todd: Why are you so upset, Shnookums?
Wanda: He drives me crazy!
Pietro: Was that pun intended?
Dexroth: He got thrown into the Twilight Zone.
Pietro: OWW! Wanda! Why do you hit so hard?!
Dexroth: Apparently not much has changed.
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Once upon a time
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Kitty: What kind of start is that?!
Beck: I don't remember most of the story, alright? I don't know how it got lost (though I suspect evil net demons, they're plotting against me, I swear) but I was thinking about writing something completely new.
Kitty: I object. Write all you know! I want it as close to the original as possible!
Piotr: I do not understand the problem.
Beck: Neither do I, but that doesn't stop Kitty from complaining about it.
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Kitty went to Magneto's base. It was a very nice base.
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Magneto: …Thanks.
Beck: You're welcome. I think
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It was night, and there were no security to be seen. This was good for her because this was a rescue mission.
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Kitty: You are intentionally making a mockery of this story! Write it seriously!
Beck: So you're a censor now? Jean is a censor. Are you her clone?
Kitty: How dare you say something like that! We are totally different and you know it! Just write my story.
Beck: Is that a request or a command?
Kitty: I don't do requests.
Dexroth: So does that mean-
Kitty: Shut-it, muse boy. Don't get on my bad side.
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Kitty snuck into the heavily guarded mansion in search of Piotr. The mutant had been forced to work for the evil Magneto because of blackmail. But now the blackmail was gone but Magneto still had him in his clutches.
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Magneto: Muwhahahahahaha! I sound bad.
Dexroth: On more levels than one.
Magneto: Are you trying to make me angry so that I'd kill you?
Dexroth: No, if I was doing that, I'd just act like myself…oh wait.
Magneto: You have incurred my wrath forever!
Dexroth: Big surprise. Isn't like this is the first time. Or is it? Twilight Zone…
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She knew where he was. Trapped in a low basement. She went there.
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Ray: With no trouble whatsoever.
Roberto: And no guards.
Ray: Or traps.
Roberto: It was practically a walk in the park.
Beck: Alright. I get the idea. Now shut up.
Ray: And writer's irritation rears its ugly head.
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She opened the door to the basement, and there lay Colossus, in a pitiful state. With a few shakes, she woke his prone form and helped him out of the room. He knew she was helping him.
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Evil net demons: It wasn't us that made you lose all of your reviews. We swear upon out honor!
Dexroth: You have no honor!
END: This is not true! We will show you the errors of your way!
Beck: Hey. Klingon throwbacks. You fight in a place where my computer won't be broken. And I still blame you.
END**: You blame us, but is that not because you blame yourself?
Beck: You start spouting spiritual stuff, I will show you all the meaning of pain.
Dexroth: Philosophy isn't really your thing right now, is it?
Beck:…Go away.
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They got out of the compound and ran through the woods.
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Rahne: There are woods now?
Jubilee: Obviously. But I want to know if they just appeared after she saved him to provide cover.
Rahne: And do these woods have animals, or is it just a woods sans animals?
Jubilee: And does it require water? Or is it plastic?
Rahne: If it was plastic, there wouldn't be much animals.
Beck: One of these days I'm going to find a happy place, and you will all be sorry. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rahne+Jubilee: ….Whoa……
Dexroth: You're going to have to forgive her, she's just a bit tired. And she gets like that when she's overly tired.
Beck: Maybe I should take a nice long nap…
Kitty: NO! YOU WILL FINISH THIS STORY!
Beck: Slave driver.
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When they reached the landing spot in the middle of the woods they stood there, waiting for the plane to come pick them up. Kitty turned to ask if Colossus was alright, but was surprised when he kissed her on the lips.
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Kitty: Score!
Lance: Grr…
Pietro: I have déjà vu…I've forgotten this story before…oh well, it wasn't too important. It didn't have me in it.
Kurt: Zis Ztinks.
Amanda: What do you mean?
Kurt:…Ah….Nothing.
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When he stopped kissing her, he looked embarrassed. She saved him from it, by kissing him back. It was an unspoken love.
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Beck: *sleeping at computer*
Pietro: Can I poke her with a stick?
Dexroth: You can try, but I can't guarantee you'll come out unscathed.
Doggy: Woof.
Dexroth: I think her brain had a melt down.
Pietro: My sister had that. I don't think you get better.
Beck: If. You. Don't. Go. Away. I. Will. Cause. Pain.
Dexroth: Maybe….we should leave her alone now.
Beck: Thanks. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
(meanwhile)
Kitty: *to Piotr* And then we were in love forever and it was just like my dream with pyro, it happened just the same way.
Jubilee: She talks about her love life.
Amara: In her dreams.
Tabitha: To the guys she dreams about. Do you know any other way to drive a guy away?
Rahne: And yet they just sit there listening to her like she's the greatest person on earth.
Four girls: We have got to learn that.
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**This is not supposed to be some sort of dig towards anyone, it's just for fun. And yes, the name was a pun. I know I should stop using puns, but they've become an addiction.
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