Disclaimer: ditto last chapter.

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Scott: Sounds like a disease.

Tabitha: Shut-up!  You're just jealous because I now have a chapter and you haven't had one since the second chapter!

Pietro:  This is what, my third chapter?  I'm catching up to Rogue.

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Hood house.  Home of the most rotten of mutants.

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Toad: Got that right, yo.

Fred:  We're getting good press!

Ray: Whatever. 

Rahne:  If they're getting good press, what are we getting?

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But it was also a house of love.

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Wanda: GAG ME!

Jean:  I think it's sweet.

Amara: You probably won't be saying that when your turn with Freddy comes around.

Jean:  MUST YOU REMIND ME?  DO YOU ENJOY TORTURING ME?

Jubes:…….Is that a rhetorical question?

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Tabitha walked in the front door.  It was a dump, but it was home. A silver blur swept past her.

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Evan:  Run!  The Romanian weasel is back!

Tabitha: Are you making fun of him?!?

Evan:  Uh….*sees timebombs*   Nope.  Weasels are noble animals.  I call everybody weasel.  Hey Scott!

Scott: What!

Evan:  How you doing, ya weasel? See?  I call everybody weasel.

Tabitha: ^_~;

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"Hey babe!  I was wondering when you'd come back."

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Ray: Do you mean to say Pietro and Tabby were having a romance before Mystique kicked her freeloading butt out?

Tabitha:  Freeloader?!  You're one to be talking, you morlock's REJECT!!

Ray:  OH!  OH!  YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

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"It's good to be home, Pie."  She gave him a grin.

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Pietro:  Did I not say that people should not call me Pie?

Dexroth:  Quiet you.  You get the votes, now you deal with the author.

Sunny: *skitters*

Pietro:  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!   THE SPIDER'S BACK! KILL IT KILLIT KILLITKILLITKILLIT!

Doggy:  Rowoof?

Dexroth:  Don't look at me, he's the one freaking.

Pietro: *runs away screaming like a girl*

Dexroth:  Maybe we should start giving out memos or something about Sunny…

Sunny:  *skitter*

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" So did you miss me?"

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Sam:  Don't Horror movies start out this way?

Roberto:  I was thinking the same thing, but with a different genre…*wink*

Sam:  *wonders why Roberto is winking at him.*

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Pietro didn't answer right away.  Instead his arm around her and pressed his lips against hers.

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Kitty:  Like, that's so sweet!

Lance:  Oh...Is that the sort of thing you like?

Kurt: Don't even think about it.  I'll teleport you to ze Antarctic.

Lance: Your range is two miles!

Kurt:  Zhen it vill be a long trip for you, ya?

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"Does that answer your question?"  He grinned.  She simply kissed him back.

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Magneto:  *looks around for storm*  She's not here….alright.  **DOOM!**

Beck:  Okay…you're doom happy.

Magneto:  It has come to my attention that your sadistic polls have you in the running with all of my alcolytes.

Beck:  All except Sabretooth and Mastermind.

Magneto:  How dare you have the gall to place yourself with my alcolytes?!

Beck:  Well EXCUSE me, it is not my gall, the reviewers are putting their say in for it.

Magneto:  You encourage them!

Beck: I do not!  They don't need my encouragement.  They do fine by themselves.

Magneto:  You do too!

Beck: Not!

Magneto: Too—wait a minute.  I'm not going to get in this kind of argument with you. 

Beck:  *grumble* You started it.

Magneto: Did not!

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Dexroth:  Well, Sunny, that was two cents.  Part of your training.

Sunny: *skitter*

Dexroth:  Yep. It's usually like this.

Ray:  Hey, that's the spider from twisted alliances.  What's going on?

Dexroth:  Transfer muse program.

Ray:  Oh.  Okay.  Hey, where are the icepacks? 

Dexroth: Lost your fight with Tabitha?

Ray: No…It was more of a draw.  The alcolytes came and separated us.  Did you know that Sabretooth's hair sticks up really high when he gets shocked by electricity?

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Another chapter up!