Disclaimer: X-men not mine
Alright, I thought about not doing this chapter, then I figured…Why not?
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It was a dark stormy night.
Actually it was neither dark nor stormy, but I feel like it is.
Beck: I have stared at this computer for hours and looked at the tallies and I have come to the conclusion that I have no IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!!!!!!!!
Doggy: Wooof?
Dexroth: She's upset because she doesn't know how to do her own chapter.
Doggy: Whhhiiinne.
Sunny: *skitter*
Dexroth: Hey Beck, why don't you take a break? Let's go to Baskin Robbins or someplace and get when of those sugar bombs you love so much.
Beck: You expect MOI to leave my post?!……Do I get extra syrup?
Dexroth: Anything you want. You're buying.
Beck: Geee…..Oh nevermind, I'm never going to write this thing stressed out like this anyway. To the Beck mobile!
*They leave*
*some time goes by*
*A small shadow un attaches itself from the wall. It slinks up to the computer with silent footfalls. It jumps onto the chair to reveal itself as--*
Iris: Beck, you are frustrated. This shall not do. I will write this chapter for you! For all of you that do not know, I work behind the scenes for my Beck. A familiar of great shyness I am, for I rarely approach the unknown traveler. I am a cat. A beautiful cat. I know, because Beck tells me so.
Xavier: Beck says a lot of things.
Iris: Beck may clip my claws, but that doesn't mean I can't leave racing stripes down your bald head.
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The day was bright and sunny with just a hint of cloud cover.
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Ororo: I can fix that.
Iris: There will be more than one incidence of 'fixing' around here if you touch any detail in this story. My Beck deserves the best!
Remy: De cat have an obsession.
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Beck sat in the park, writing another story. Her stories are wonderful stories, more wonderful than anyone could ever think up…
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Bobby: Okay, Beck's cat is a psycho in denial.
Rahne: I think it's sweet. I mean, Iris is so devoted to her.
Sam: Iris is probably devoted to her kitty kibble.
Iris: But it is Beck who gives me kitty kibble….
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A shadow fell over her. She looked up to see a handsome man.
"Bonjour, cherie."
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Remy: Merde'. I didn't think Remy'd win.
John: Only natural mate. The Sheilah let it slip that you were the first one she fell in love wit'.
Kurt: Yah. Now ze have to put you vith her. Zough Piotr almost von.
Piotr: I am not knowing how to feel about that.
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She smiled a mysterious smile. She closed her book and took his outstretched hand. He pulled her up.
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Kitty: Like, if you take out all the praising parts, Iris writes a lot like Beck.
Ray: Like familiar, like writer.
Wanda: I've never seen a familiar as possessive as she is.
Todd: I can be your familiar, sweetie.
Wanda: Don't make me turn you into frog legs.
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"What Gambit's chere writing about today?"
"A love story."
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Rogue: Ah'm gonna kill tha' cat.
Amara: I thought you were going on about how you wanted someone other than Cajun!
Rogue: Doesn't mean Ah'm not keepin' him!
Remy: Remy feelin' a little used.
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"Remy love to read it."
"Yes, but your biased."
"How so?"
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Callisto: I wonder…
Ray: What?
Callisto: What will Beck and her muses do after they get back?
Ray: Praise the cat and give her a kitty treat?
Iris: I know I'm loved!
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"You always say my writing is great." She grinned back at him. He gave her a look of mock chagrin.
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Remy: Since when?
Iris: My story. My Beck. They deserve the best. NOW BUTT OUT!
Jubes:…..she even has Beck's temperament.
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"Chere wound Remy." Then he leaned down and kissed her.
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Jean: She's as bad as Beck.
Rogue: She's worse. SHE GAVE MAH BOYFRIEN' TO A FANFICTION WRITA'!!!
Remy:….chere called Remy boyfrien'.
Rogue: What?! I did no such thing!
Scott: Ummm….yes, you did.
Rogue: You're all PLOTTING AGAINST ME!
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"Remy love you," He said when he finished the kiss.
"I love you too," she said as she returned the favor.
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Beck: *is back from several hour long trip to Baskin Robbins* Why are you guys here? I—what do you know? The story's finished itself.
Sunny: *skitter*
Beck: I don't ask questions about these things.
Iris: *goes back into shadows* No one knows I was here.
Magneto: DOOM!!!!
Beck: Hunh? Hey, you can't blame it on me this time. I went out for icecream.
Rogue: THE CAT DID IT!
Beck and muses: *STARE*
Magneto: The….cat? LeBeau?
Remy: Uhhh…Remy din't see non cat, m'sieur.
Rogue: TRAITORS! ALL OF YOU! THERE! *points to Iris, who stopped to watch* THAT'S THE ANIMAL!
Beck: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BABY AN ANIMAL?! SHE HAS FEELINGS TOO! *takes Iris away to get a kitty treat*
Sunny:*skitter*
Dexroth: No, I can safely say that this has not happened before. *Watch X-men and other assorted mutants try to drag Rogue away* It's incredibly entertaining though…..
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Alright, I'll say it again, I'm NOT taking votes. Zero, zilch, nada. None of them. So don't give any. I'm trying to save this story from being deleted.