Disclaimer: X-men not mine.
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Fred: It's about time!
Jean: HOW DARE YOU?
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Jean looked out the window at the brotherhood. No doubt they were planning some cruel prank.
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Pietro: That's us all right.
Wanda: At least Beck is back to writing the stories.
Todd:…..Umm…..Cuddle-bumps? How is that a good thing?
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But even they had some good hearts mixed in with the rotten.
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Ray: Probably just something they ate.
Tabitha: *snicker*
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Fred Dukes. When they first met, he had been just a naïve boy.
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Rahne: I dinnae thin' boy would be a word used to describe ye, Blob.
Fred: Not my problem. Beck is writing the story.
Ray:…..I cannot believe this.
Jubes: What?
Ray: Fred gets his own chapter, but I don't even have three votes to my name?!
Tabitha: Just think! When you get the chapter it'll be with me!
Ray: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
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But now he was something more.
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Lance: There's always something 'more' to Freddy.
Fred: Hey! Are you hitting on me?
Lance: WHAT?!
Mesmero: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dexroth:…..Who the heck is that?
Doggy: Woof.
Beck: YOU! MESMERO! OUT OF MY FANFICTIONY ABODE!
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Later that day, when the bell signaled an end to a grueling school day, Jean circled around the back of the building. She wanted to be away from them all, the perfect looking people with imperfect hearts.
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Lance: *dancing around* SCOTT HAS AN IMPERFECT HEART!
Jean: WHAT?! NO HE DOESN'T!
Roberto: Then why did you try going after the Angel?
Jean: SHUT—UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Shielah has a problem keeping her teenage hormones in check! Isn't that cute guys?
Other various guy characters that are about to be whacked with a broom because the authoress doesn't recognize them: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Beck: I CALL SHANNANIGANS! MUSES, GET YOUR BROOMS!
Dexroth: YES MAM!
Doggy: AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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"Jean? Whatcha doin' out here?"
She turned to see Freddy. True he wasn't much to look at. But she could see into his mind. He had a good heart.
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Sam: And it's right where his stomach is.
Forge: Hey guys! I came to check up on everything, see how the potato computer is working, if the fridge walked off again, and just to ask a silly question….Why in the world is Beck yelling war cries and swinging that broom around for?
Beck: SHANNANIGANS! I—eh? Forge! How are you? Wanna help me beat the living daylights out of guys I don't know? I have an extra broom!
Lady Destiny: Me! ME! I'll help!
Beck: ALRIGHT! Forge?
Forge:…Tempting. But my religion dictates that I pass.
Beck: Okey-dokey. COME MY VISITING REVIEWER! *runs off to find other nameless guys*
Lady Destiny: Yes! PYRO HERE I COME!
Ray: What religion is that?
Forge: The religion that gets you out of running after a poor innocent unknown persons with a broom.
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"Oh nothing. Just getting away from it all."
"I'm doing that too. Wanna get something to eat? I'm starved!"
She laughed quietly. Freddy was so innocent.
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Rogue: Nevah mind the fact that he kidnapped her and tried to kill her and-
Kitty: Yeah! Like, it's not like he was, like, innocent or anything.
Fred: That was then. This is now. I'm a new man.
Ray: *chokes*
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She walked over and kissed him. On the lips. Freddy was so surprised that he almost lost his balance.
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Kurt: I thought 'rocking your vorld' vas your job, Lance.
Lance: Shut your stinking trap, you oversized hairball.
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"Why did you do that?" He asked, confused.
"Because you have a good heart," she said, and then walked away.
So tragic, that an imperfect soul should fall in love with a shining one, so unscarred. But what would be, will be. She would see to that.
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Jean: I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
Rogue: Oh please. At least you didn't get Mesmero or Magneto.
Beck: Yeah, he probably made more than one pass at you in the old comics. Everybody knows he went after just about every woman.
Dexroth: What a playah.
Magneto: **GLARE**
Dexroth:…oops…
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Another chapter up!