Disclaimer: I'm getting really bored of these things. I do not own X-men. Nor do I own Marvel. This story, however, is mine. The characters, well most of them, are not. Dexroth, Doggy, Danny, Hezibah, Sunny, Herman, Arcane and any other characters I have not mentioned but are my brainchildren are mine. You are not allowed to use them without my permission.
And as a lighter note, I'm going to toss in funny sayings our inspirational…oh heck, I'm just going to use the disclaimer space for sayings I come across.
To fanfic or not to fanfic, that is the question-whether 'tis nobler to place my ideas and dreams before a sea of critics, or become part of that sea myself, never knowing if I warrant praise.
--Beck2
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Rogue: Rogneto?…..EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Remy: Why de chere coverin her eyes?
Rogue: I'm gonna be scarred for life!
Magnus: Where do you think that leaves ME child? I'm not exactly enjoying this either.
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No one knew.
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Ray: Until now.
Roberto: Hey, I've got a question. If it's supposed to be a secret than why do people write about it?
Forge: Poetic license, I guess.
Ray: You're back again?
Forge: I didn't actually leave…
Tabitha: Ray! C'mere! We need to practice for our chapter!
Ray: Uhhh….I f she comes this way, tell her I died. *runs off*
Forge: Then again, some things are better left unwritten.
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No one knew of their late night walks in the park, about how he made her feel inside.
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Magnus: ….I may not be able to stop this story, but I will stop it's reviewers. Onward, to ribbetfrog's abode!
Dexroth: You want the address?
Magnus: Please—Wait, how do you know the address?
Dexroth: Because I am a master thief.
Magnus: What?
Dexroth:…..Don't push me. I've run into enough trees to give me a permanent paranoia complex. Take the address and do ….whatever it is you do.
Magnus: Very well. *flies off hurriedly*
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No one knew, that she, the Rogue, was in love.
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Doggy: Woff?
Dexroth: Hmm? Mags? Oh don't worry, I got rid of him.
Sunny: *skitter*
Dexroth: How? That's a trade secret.
Beck: You gave him a phony address and sent him on a wild goose chase, right?
Dexroth:….
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And no one knew that tonight she would meet him again for another walk.
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Kitty: WAAHHH!
Lance: Kitty! What's wrong?
Kurt: Did somebody hurt you?
Kitty: *sniffle* Piotr's, like, gone!
Lance:….Good riddance.
Kitty: LANCE!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: Lance! How can you be so heartless? Come on katchzen. *sticks tongue out at Lance while Kitty's back is turned*
Lance: I'll get you for this, you blue tribble.
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"Hello, my dear."
"Hello Magnus."
Magnus, or Eric, proffered his elbow to her. She took it and they began to walk down the moonlight path.
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Wanda: Isn't the moonlight paths where people get eaten by gremlins and werewolves?
Pietro:…..That's it. No more horror movies or books for you.
Rahne: ….werewolves…..
Jubes: No Rahne! Don't get ideas!
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"My dearest Rogue, what would you say to me taking you away?"
"Ah doahn't know. Maybe yes?"
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Magnus: RAAAAHHHR!
John: We better get out of here mate.
Piotr: Da.
Remy: Right behind you, mes ami. *swift retreat of alcolytes*
Dexroth: Eh? Back already, Magsy?
Magnus: YOU SENT ME TO THE BLUE OYSTER BAR! ****
Dexroth: Did I now….
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He gently leaned down and kissed her.
"I love you, Rogue."
"And Ah love you."
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Scott: What did we miss?
Jean: Why is that metal machine going after Dex?
Scott:……I didn't think that lunatic could move that fast. *Dex runs behind them*
Scott+Jean: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *machine attacks them instead of Dex*
Dexroth: I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.
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Beck: Wow! The votes are doing so well!
Doggy: Woof.
Forge: You had to open a new document just to make sure you could keep track of the couples.
Beck: I owe it all to my good reviewers.
Dexroth: Yeah, and I'm the one who has to make sure those mutants don't take them out.
Beck: You do a great
job!
Magneto: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Dexroth: Ummmm……I gotta go. *bolts*
Beck: Ladies and gentlemen, my right hand man, the incorrigible Dex.
Dexroth: *yells* I'm a lover, not a fighter!
Beck: Errr……
Danny: You have only yourself to blame.
Arcane: That's true.
Beck: Eh? Why are you two here? You have two other fics to be in!
Arcane: We just wanted to check this one out. Bye. *they leave.*
Beck:……I'm not going to ask…
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**** Anyone who has ever seen police academy will get this joke.