--Beck2 (In regard to the fruit loop cereal bars)
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Kurt: Anuzzer chapter! Zis time with Katchzen! Eat your heart out Lance!
Lance: Yeah right. You have the worse chapter title ever!
Kurt: No vay! Dex, is my title bad?
Dexroth: It's the worse title I've seen.
Kurt: *stomps off*
Dexroth: Pay up.
Lance: Sheesh, twenty bucks for the truth.
Dexroth: Yeah, sometimes you guys are real idiots. I woulda done it for ten.
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Katchzen. Kitty. Shadowcat. Love goes by so many names.
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Wanda: Gag. Puke.
Todd: Toad.
Wanda: Don't push your luck.
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But who could love him? He was a freak of nature.
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Kurt: But everyone loves me.
Lance: Only because they feel sorry for you.
Kurt: As if! Everyone supports the Kitty and fuzzy dude pairing!
Kitty: Like, even Beck?
Dexroth: Actually, Beck is without bias. She likes to read anything, really. And that means every couple. But she does have this fetish for everything Pietro.
Pietro: Well, of course! Chicks dig me!
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He was her friend, but that wasn't all he wanted to be.
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Magneto: Hah! I have returned!
Dexroth: Ready! Aim! Fire! *Throws a wooden spork at Magneto. It gets stuck in his helmet*
Magneto: NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF ME! *flies after quickly retreating muse*
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He wanted to be her love, the only one.
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Scott: Enough with the angst already!
Jean: Get on with the story!
Magneto: GET BACK HERE!
Dexroth: 'Scuse me folks!
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The institute was the only place he belonged. But he wasn't at the institute. Today he was at school. Geometry had just let out.
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Magneto: *throws away spork* Insipid creature. I know what his ploy is now. He wishes to stop me from getting my revenge!
Sabretooth:….So we're not going to chase him anymore?
Magneto: No. Now we will go after the reviewer…Azzandra! Ha! She thinks a couple of birds will stop me? I'll show-oh AARHGGGGH!!!!! *does the frantic a-live-animal-went-up-my-pants- dance.*
Dexroth:*watches dance* How much do I owe you, my dear?
Danny: Half of your profits from the Rock tumbler.
Dexroth: *pays Danny ten dollars.*
Danny: *masters art of looking innocent* I don't know why he still insists on doing that. Kally just got lost, she's not in his pants anymore.
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He headed off to the water fountain. He was so thirsty.
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Ray: Kally! Where did you go?
Danny: I just found her wandering around Ray. You should keep a better eye on her.
Arcane: *coughliarcough*
Danny: *glares*
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He stooped over the water fountain and began drinking. Somebody ran into him and water sprayed down his front.
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Kurt: Ugh! Some losers don't know where to watch where they're going!
Sam: Ummmm…..
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He looked up suddenly to see Kitty standing there.
"Oh like, Kurt! I'm so sorry!"
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Kurt: Ooops.
Kitty: Grrr…..
Lance: Heh-heh.
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"Oh, zat's alright."
"So, um…What are you doing?"
"I'm looking at you."
"Oh, Kurt!" She giggled. He felt his heart flutter.
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Tabby: Gag me.
Roberto: The true language of love.
Dexroth: Hey, where's Kitty? I need her cooking.
Roberto:….That'd be a first.
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" Hey, Kurt…"
"Ya?"
"There's a dance…are you free?"
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Kitty: Finally! Someone who appreciates my cooking! *leaves after giving Dex casserole and cupcakes*
Dexroth: What is this?
Cake?
She forgot the icing! *whips out fudge frosting and applies it
vigorously to the top of casserole* There we go. And now, thanks to WWWWWW, I can put my final
plan into action. *puts cupcakes into
A.M.E.S. (Anti-Megalo-maniac Energy Shield)* Hey Mags!
Magneto: *appears in spooky and superior
way* What do
you want, you inane, simple creature?
Dexroth: Indeed I am. I want to call a truce. Reviewers are nothing. So, I baked you a cake! In my country, baking people a cake and watching them eat it is a sign of good will.
Doggy: Woof.
Dexroth: Shut-up. So Mags, what do you say?
Magneto: I care nothing for you, but I can stop more reviewers if you are out of the picture, so very well. * tries to cut a slice of cake. It's burnt together.* I can't eat that.
Dexroth: If you don't, I will take great offense and bring my native tortures upon you tenfold. *uses secret ninja technique (something to do with a chisel and a hammer) while Mags's back is turned to break a piece of "cake" off.*
Magneto: Very well. *eats piece* That wasn't so bad, I—UGHHH! I'll kill you! *tries to tackle Dex but bounces off shield*…..medic…..*faints*
Dexroth: So much for that. *chunks casserole and rest of cupcakes.* He'll be out for this story.
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"Ja! Of course! …But vhy are you asking me?"
"Well….IlikeyouKurt!" Her words came out with a blur.
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Rogue: *Groan*
Remy: Suppose you fell the same way about Remy, non?
Rogue: How about, non?
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It was his every dream come true. Every one.
"I-I like you to, katchzen."
He looked into her bright eyes and she leaned in and kissed him on the lips.
BRIIIIIINNNNNNNNG!
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Dexroth: I can only eat so much of your cooking a day Kitty!
Kitty: But—hey! Don't muses only eat oatmeal?
Dexroth: Uhh…..
Beck: Every six months he's allowed to eat something different.
Dexroth: Yes! That's exactly it! I'm sorry Kitty, I can't eat your food anymore.
Kitty: Awwwww…….
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Okay, I know that those of you that have read these before notice I still have reviewer names in them…. I'm leaving them in, I don't want to rewrite some forty chapters just because I mentioned a couple names per chapter. Those of you who are just catching this story this time around, heh, it's okay to be confused. I know I would be.