Maybe putting that sand on a burner wasn't such a good idea….
--Beck2, a couple minutes after a petri dish full of sand exploded.
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Logan: Lovely my-
Dexroth: Hey! Cool it!
Ororo: It's not so bad Logan.
Ray: AHHH! It's a repeat of the Precious Profneto chapter only worse!
Logan: …I'm gonna kill that kid.
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Trask. The most evil human alive.
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Todd: I thought Kelly was the evilest, yo.
Kelly: NO NO! LET ME GO! HOW DARE YOU INGRATES KIDNAP ME!
Dexroth: *looks at brotherhood* What are you guys doing?
Lance: We figured that if he was in the ranks he has to see what was going on.
Kelly: I'LL SUE!
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Logan slipped through the security with ease. He had to find her.
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Evan: My Auntie O is going to go out with some psychotic hundred year old-Hi Logan.
Logan: What were you just saying, bub?
Evan: Nothing….Nothing at all.
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Ororo. His friend. His teammate.
His love. But he couldn't tell anyone that, not even her.
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Magneto: *looks around catiously for Kitty* She's not around….I HAVE RETURNED!
Beck: How many times do I have to sic my muses on you before you stop trying to do in my reviewers?
Magneto: Only time will tell!
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He snuck down the hall. Prisoner cells. With one in particular.
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Beck: Can't you get rid of him for several chapters?
Dexroth: It's going to be tough. He like a boomerang, he keeps coming back!
Beck: I have faith in you. This is a black ops mission. If you are caught I will deny any knowledge.
Dexroth: *salutes her* Yes Mam.
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"Ororo!"
The white haired figure looked up and the eye widened in recognition.
"Logan!"
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Dexroth: Hmmm-hm-hmmm…Being totally innocent…
Random Scientist: One of our ray-guns is missing!
Trask: Find it! Without it we cannot freeze mutants in there tracks!
Dexroth: Trask, tracks…heheh.
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He sliced open the door with his claws and pulled Ororo with him down the hall. Any minute the alarms would go off.
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Dexroth: Oh Mags! What in the world could that be!?
Magneto: *looks behind him* What?!
Dexroth: *fries him with the ray gun*
Magneto: *freezes in green goop* *doorbell rings*
Dexroth: Yes?
UPS: You have a package for us? We brought the box like you asked.
Dexroth; Be my guest. Take him away.
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The alarms started going off as soon as they got out of the compound. He led her to his motorcycle.
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Piotr: Where is Magneto?
Dexroth: Somewhere in Alaska by now.
Remy:…why?
Dexroth: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
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They drove away as fast as they could. Before long hey were safe.
"Logan." Ororo said as soon as they stopped to rest.
"Yeah?"
She rushed forward and kissed him on the lips.
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Jean: Grrr….
Kitty: Grrr…..
Rogue: Double Grrr…..
Roberto: What's up with them?
Rogue: Ho dare she tahke Logan?! I wanted him!
Mystique: He deserves a real woman!
Rogue: Well he certainly ain't gettin you then!
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Much to his surprise he kissed her back. When the kiss parted, he looked into her beautiful eyes.
"I love you, Ro."
"I love you to Logan."
And they kissed once more.
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Alba: Aww…How romantic.
Danny: When did you get here?
Alba: I'm guest starring. Laureate sent me.
Beck: Muwhahahahahahwh!
Alba +Danny: ?????????
Beck: Eh? Oh, sorry. Just celebrating the twentieth chapter.
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Piotr: What do we do without Magneto?
Remy:….Remy goin' to go see chere. Bye.
John:…I want to have a barby…*wanders off*
Kitty: You can like, stay with us!
Lance: WHAT?!
Kurt:Grrr….
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Wanda: I can't believe this. I'm up for a *shudder* girl-girl romance? Gross.
Todd: Yeah! You should be with me!
Doggy: Woof?
Wanda:…..
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Yet another chapter!