Finale
"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in the white zone." The man's voice repeated.
"Well, I guess this is where we part then." Wolfwood said.
"Yeah. Well, it was nice getting to meet you guys." Link smiled and waved good-bye.
"Uh huh. Yeah, sure." Ganondorf grabbed his bags and started to march off towards the gate for their flight home. He and Link headed off.
Vash was saying good-bye to Ryoko, who had amazingly decided to go ahead and return to Okayama after finally getting Ayeka to give up on Vash. The two girls turned and headed for their plane's gate and were out of sight. Vash and Wolfwood stood there for a second and then headed off for their own gate, stopping at a bakery housed in the airport first for some snacks for the long flight home.
"Look, I can see it!" Jim yelled as he ran along side Gene.
The two charged towards the launch pad at Kennedy Space Center with a small army of security officers after them. The Outlaw Star sat up ahead, ready and waiting. After a close call Gene and Jim were seated comfortably and they took off.
"Hey, Melfina, long time no see." Gene looked back at her.
"It's nice to see you again too, Gene. Did you have fun?" She smiled.
"Yeah, it was alright."
"Hey, Melfina, how's my car?" Jim looked back at her and asked.
"Uh…your car…?" Melfina's face suddenly bore a worried expression.
It was a beautiful day in Hyrule. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. The weatherman had predicted it to be slightly cloudy with a high of seventy-five degress and a clear evening with a gorgeous full moon.
"Ah…so good to be home…" Ganondorf walked into his citadel and looked around. He took in a deep breath and sighed. "Last time I'll ever go on a vacation with a Hylian."
The King of Evil took a look around and then stopped. There was a faint sound coming from somewhere. "What's that?" He wondered aloud. Ganondorf headed up the long flight of stairs to the organ room.
"That sounds familiar…and something tells me that I shouldn't open this door…but…" Ganondorf opened the door and screamed.
At the organ bench sat a white duck, wings on the organ keys, playing a happy toon. Hundreds of tiny animatronic dolls were grouped around the organ, singing merrily.
It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears,
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears,
It's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world,
A small world after all!!!!
"N-n-n-nooooooo!!!!" Ganondorf cried and crumbled. "Someone save me, please!!! Anyone, help me!!! Make it stop!!!" Ganondorf grabbed his knees and lay crying on the floor. He hid his head and continued to weep, wanting more than anything for it to stop.
Link stepped out from the shadows and exited the room without the King of Evil noticing him. He calmly walked down the stairs and exited. After he was across the bridge from Ganon's Tower he stopped, smiled and looked back. He had one last thing to take care of.
Link pulled out a half empty milk bottle that had Navi incased in it. He walked over to the edge of the lava pit of doom that Ganondorf's home was seated over and tossed it in. It landed in the lava and made it bubble and sputtered before being completely destroyed. Link turned and walked away.
Up in the tower…
"Aflac!" said the duck.
"On your mark…" Ryoko said with a smirk.
"Get set…" Ayeka replied.
"GO!" They both yelled and charged forward at Tenchi, who stood waiting with the rest of the group.
"I'm almost there Lord Tenchi. Open your arms and welcome me home!" Ayeka cried out in her mind. She was suddenly stopped.
"Big Sister! I missed you so much!" Sasami clung to Ayeka's waist.
"No, Sasami! I missed you but you must let me go before- Ryoko!" Ayeka cried.
Ryoko grabbed Tenchi around the neck and stuck her tongue out at the princess. "Oh Tenchi, I missed you so much! I wish you could've come, it was so much fun!"
"Uh…I missed you too Ryoko…" Tenchi said sheepishly.
"Grrr…Where is he?! How could you have let him get away, Wolfwood?!" Meryl cried.
"Calm down. He couldn't be too far." Wolfwood reassured her.
"Maybe Mr. Vash just wanted some time alone." Milly said calmly.
"Milly…" Meryl's teeth were clenched.
"You're friend's probably right." Wolfwood stated.
Meryl started to beat Wolfwood over the head.
"Ow, hey, com'on, stop it! Ow! Vash, I'll get you for this! Ow, hey! Stop!"
Vash slipped on his sunglasses and strung his pack over his shoulder. Without being noticed, the $$60,000,000,000 walked away over the horizon.
"My…car…" Jim was in tears. Aisha had wrecked the car while they were away and then fled for her life, leaving no clue of where she had gone.
"Com'on Jim, we can get it repaired." Gene tried to sound hopeful.
"Not for a long time. Ever since you and Jim went on that little pleasure trip we've been flat broke." Suzuka said.
"Waaaaaa!!!" Jim cried.
"I was trying to cheer him up, Suzuka." Gene said through gritted teeth.
"I was only telling you the truth. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't of decided on going on a vacation in the first place.I suggest you go figure out someway to earn up the cash it'll take to reapir his car like you promised."
"Uhg…" Gene sighed and hung his head.
Well, we'll leave it at this. Jim's car is in ruins, the weather in Hyrule is lovely, Ganondorf is curled up hiding in terror from the Aflac duck and singing robotic midgets, Ryoko was the first to be in Tenchi's arms, and Vash managed to slip away from Meryl and Milly once more.
"Hey, wait, it can't be over yet!"
Narrator: "Huh?"
Link: "It just can't! We haven't done the special bonus music number!"
Narrator: ::glances through a bunch of papers:: "What music number? It isn't in the script…wa!"
Link: ::tears up the script and shoves her off to the side; raises a curtain behind him, revealing everyone who got a part in this lil' story; turns and bows to the audience and then goes to stand with them::
::the lights dim, the spotlights turn to the characters and the crowd goes silent…::
"Milly and the Priest"
Goku: "Tale as old as Kai,"
(King Kai: "I heard that!")
Gohan: "Right before the feast!"
Jim: ::sweatdrop:: "My this is insane…"
Gene: "Aisha is a pain!"
(Jim: "Gene!")
(Gene: "She is.")
Link: "Hey, where's my fairy?"
Navi: ::pounding on the edges of the milk bottle:: "I'm still trapped in here!"
Ganondorf: ::snicker:: "And she's running out of air!"
(Link: "Thank the Goddesses!")
Ayeka: "Now back to the shrine."
Ryoko: "Tenchi you are mine!"
(Ayeka: "Hah!")
Vash: "Milly and the Priest!"
(Wolfwood: "Say what?!")
(Vash: "You mean those aren't the words?")
(Wolfwood: "Who're you trying to fool, needle-noggin?!")
Brad: "Soon it'll be the same."
Lena: "Going home again."
(Harry: ::hearts-in-eyes:: "She has such a beautiful voice…")
Bit: "Back to Zoid battles."
Jaime: "Ever sure as my Zoid will fly!!!"
Goku: "Tale as old as Kai,"
(Kai: "Those aren't very funny jokes, Goku!")
Gohan: ::steps in as Saiya-man:: "I don't know the words!"
(Piccolo: "Gohan, take off that costume. You're scaring the readers.")
(Gohan: "Na. I'm stylin'!")
Chichiri: "This is getting strange (no da)."
Tasuki: "Tell Nuriko to change!"
Nuriko: ::slams Tasuki off to the side:: o "Whoops. He broke the wall."
Zim: "Come, GIR, we must go."
GIR: "But I wanna watch this show!!!"
Goku: "Tale as old as Kai."
(Kai: "That's the last time I train a Saiyan!")
Mihoshi: "Time to say bye-bye!"
Vash: "Milly and the Priest!"
Everyone: "Tail as old as Kai…"
(Kai: "What did I ever do wrong?")
Everyone: "Time to say bye-bye…"
Vash: "Milly aaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddddddddd……..::breathes::"
Everyone: "the Priest!!!"
Narrator: ::stumbles back onto the stage after the curtains have closed and shakes her head to clear it:: "Ahem, thank you for those who enjoyed the um…unexpected feature. For those of you who didn't enjoy it…well, we'll leave it at that. Um…yeah, the title 'Milly and the Priest' wasn't originally my idea. I owe it to Uozumi, a very good friend of mine with excelent stories. (I highly suggest reading them.) Well, thank you again. Good-night."