"No!" Scott yelled from his doily. "We won't let you take her away! I love her!"

--Beck2 (What? I thought it was funny at the time.)

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Sabretooth: Magical my-

Dexroth: TUT! What do I keep telling people about the rating?!

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Bayville.  Home of some of the most dangerous mutants.

Home of the elusive and powerful Magneto.  But this is not his story.

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Magneto:  You don't see me complaining.

Beck: There's a change of pace.

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This is the story of two halves.

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Ray: And a quarter!

Logan:  A half? Tch, Sabretooth isn't even an eighth.

Dexroth:…Err….Is that an innuendo?

Logan: What?  Get yer mind outta the gutter, bub.  I mean he ain't half the mutant I am.

Dexroth:…He's an eighth?

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Mystique, the shapeshifter.

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Mystique: LET ME GO!

Fred: But boss, It's your story!

Mystique: I've already had enough of Sabretooth for three hundred lifetimes!

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And Sabretooth, the most powerful cat warrior the world has ever known.

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Lance: THUNDERCATS! WHOAAH!!!

Tabitha: Help me Tigra! Help me!

Jamie: Hahahahahahahaha!

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It was only natural the two should meet and know their destiny.

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Mystique:….DESTINY?!

Irene: What?

Mystique: Not you.

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Mystique walked down the crowded street.

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Evan: And nobody noticed.

Amara: Blue was in that week.

Jubes: Everyday is a holiday when you're blue-

Roberto: Dah-ba-dee-dah-ba-di.

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She was in disguise, as she always is when she walks down the street.

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Rogue: Naturally.

Kurt: *snicker*

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She had a meeting that day.  A special meeting.

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Kitty:….Ewwww…..

Wanda: This story is staying PG, right?

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She walked into the old storehouse.  This meeting had to be kept safe from those with prying eyes.

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Kurt: Prying eyes?

Bobby: Don't know who has those.

Jean: Liars.

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Sabretooth watched her as she walked in.  He had always admired her.

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Sabretooth:  Yeah, right.

Mystique: EXCUSE ME?!

Logan:  *to Dex*  Maybe they'll kill each other.

Dexroth:  You can only hope.

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"Hello Raven."

"Hello Victor," She smiled as she changed back.

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Arcane:  Come my dear-Let's talk about you in terms of me.

Danny:  *snicker*

Arcane:  You know, I'm a good all American guy-

Ray: I thought you were Greek.

Arcane: Shut-up.  And I know what it's like to be all alone and to know what the heart of a woman wants.

Danny: That's what my last boyfriend said.

Arcane: About me?

Danny: About himself.

Arcane: That braggart.

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Victor pulled the shape shifter into his arms.  She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

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Beck:  I shouldn't have let those two watch Road to Bali last night.

Arcane:  THE AFRICAN QUEEN!

Remy: Merde! Leave Remy alone!

Danny:  Stay fast my friend, it's a mirage.

Arcane: Like that oddly shaped man we saw?

Danny: Yep.

Sabretooth:  GRRRRR!

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They hugged for awhile, and furthered their plans.

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Scott: For world domination?

Beck: …You're not a romantic, are you?

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The plan was to get away from this place, away from Magneto.  To live their lives to see it their own way.

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Pietro: Doin' it MY WAAAYYY!

Todd; That was pretty good yo.

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The day's planning had been done, and it was time for them to leave each other again.

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Rahne: When she says 'planning', she means planning, right?

Doggy: Woof?

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"Soon, Victor."

"Soon, Raven."

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Sabretooth:  Soon, Wolverine.

Logan: Quite a bit farther off than you think.

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They kissed, a true testament to the love they did, and always would, share.

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Mystique:  I'm going to go clean my eyes out with bleach.

Beck: It wasn't that bad!

Danny:  Wow, our ranking jumped up!

Arcane: I don't see why, it's obvious we don't like each other, err…not that way, I mean…You know!

Danny: Yup.  I totally agree.  No likey that way here.

Arcane:….

Danny:……?……

Arcane: Likey?  Is that a word?

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Ahehhehheh. I love this chapter.