"I can't believe we had a threesome," said Marco the next day at school.

"And with a Jappy Jap Jap," said Craig.

"A Jappy Jap Jap?" questioned Liberty NOSILY.

"Yeah you know, Kendra 'Yeah I'm Asian' Mason. We did it to her last night. But don't spread it around. People might start thinking that Marco's straight and that I'm gay. And plus, gross girls like you might start thinking that they have a chance with either of us," explained Craig.

"Well..." said Liberty, "YOU'RE THE AXIS OF EVIL!!!"

"What?" shrieked Marco.

"YOU'RE ITALIAN!" shouted Liberty accusingly at Marco.

"YOU'RE GERMAN!!" she yelled at Craig.

"AND KENDRA'S A JAPPY JAP JAP!" they all realized together.

"I'M TELLING MR. RADITCH!!" shouted Liberty.

"Oh no," said Toby.