Craig, Marco and Kendra were all expelled. Ashley pondered this at JT's funeral. He had overdosed and had died. She was impressed with Craig. He had hooked up with an ugly grade eight. And a Jappy Jap Jap at that. He wasn't as shallow as she remembered. And since he was going to attend a private school in...elsewhere soon she had to make her feelings known.

Ashley ran to Craig's house from Paige's funeral. Craig was outside practicing a song for Kendra, in her native language.

"Jappy jap jappy jap jap jappa jappa Jappy jappa jap jap jap japapa jap!" crooned Craig. Ashley's eyes filled with tears.

"Oh Craig, I heard that you were expelled for loving Kendra...with Marco. And I am really moved. I heard that you were leaving town to go to a boarding school. I had to come here and let you know how I feel. I'm finally ready Craig. Ready for you to love me with all your heart. I'm ready for our souls to dance. I'm ready for you to sex me up," revealed Ashley.

"And down?" asked Craig nervously.

"Any direction," said Ashley.

"But Ass, I mean Ash, I've had enough trouble with pretty girls. That's why I went for Kendra. She's everything no one could ever possibly want...with the exception of Toby who doesn't count because come on, Toby?"

"But Craig, I can't let you leave me again. I don't want you to go without realizing our love."