Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
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Forge: Bizarre, sad people.
Lance: Forson? What's that?
Beck: Secret.
Todd: That's whack, yo.
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The great inventor. Forge.
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Dahk: Inventor? FRANKENSTEIN!
Forge: Who the heck is this kid?
Dahk: *runs off*
Amara: There she is again! I told you!
Jubes: Weird.
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He worked carefully on his newest invention, even though his mind was on other things.
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Dexroth: And we wonder what it is…
Dahk:*sneaks up behind him* Mr. Handsome!
Dexroth: Don't say that! *looks around* We have to stop meeting like this.
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His mind was on a special person.
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Ray: And here is where all the reviewers who could not figure out Forson will understand!
Dexroth: Leave me alone! Help!
Dahk: Come back Mr. Handsome! *chases Dex*
Ray: And I thought I had problems…
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The person that held the keys to his heart, whom he would love forever and ever and ever—
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Rogue: Ghet ohn with IT!
Beck: Mwuhahaheheheheeheheheheeeee.
Dahk: Mr. Handsome got away….
Beck: ? What are you doing here?
Dahk: Uh….nothing? *runs out the door*
Beck: When did that door get there?
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Jason.
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Jason: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo---
Magneto: *switches sound dampeners in his helmet to 'on'*
Beck: *Holding ears* Will somebody shut him up?!
Jason: --ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo—
Dexroth: There's only one way to fix this. *hits Jason with an oar.*
Jason: ooo -UGH! *falls down unconscious.*
Dexroth: I'd like to thank the local fish and game for this oar.
Beck: It broke. *pokes broken oar*
Dexroth: It's alright. I stole it.
Beck: You thief you.
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Forge watched as the shadows got longer outside. He would come soon.
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Tabitha: That strange beetle-eyed man, who is currently passed out.
Pietro: What do we do with him? *points to unconscious Jason*
Jamie: Can I poke him with a stick?
Dexroth: Use the oar.
Jean: I think not.
Fred: Come on honey, let the boys have their fun.
Jean: What. Did. You. Call. Me?
Fred: I don't remember.
Jean: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *storms off*
Dexroth: Ladies and gentlemen, the advantages of selective memory.
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Jason slipped through the shadows, his powers making him unseen to the normal eye.
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John: But his eyes could see them just fine, because they were BEETLE EYES.
Danny: You're so poetic, Johnny.
John: I know it.
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He walked up to the house where Forge kept his lab. It was the place he went to to get away from Magneto.
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Magneto: My newest target shall be the kukume!
Dexroth: Oh…THE kukume.
Magneto: Do you mock me?!
Dexroth: Yup.
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He knocked lightly on the door and allowed himself a grin as Forge appeared in the open doorway.
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Sam: Ah didn't now you were that whay Forge.
Forge: Shut up. Or I'll help you with one of my experiments.
Kurt: Gasp! Run Sam! Run!
Rahne: We're all gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Forge:…Everybody's a critic!
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"What took you so long?" Forge asked.
"I had to slip away from Magneto again."
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Rahne: Again? How many rendezvous do you Acolytes have?
Remy: Sometimes Remy lose count….
Rahne: Are you hitting on me…
Remy: Does chere want Remy to hit on 'er?
John: *creeps close to Gambit's coat with a match*
Rahne: I think not…
Remy: You never know until—Is sometin' burnin'?
John:*runs away*
Remy: MERDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to beat out flames*
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Jason leaned up and kissed Forge.
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Jason: *wanders in* What's going on?
Beck: You just kissed Forge.
Jason:…Do you have another oar?
Dexroth: Oddly enough…
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"I love you." Forge kissed him back.
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Local fish and game: Ma'am, we'd like to know if you had any information about some stolen oars?
Beck: There's a guy in my house beating his head with one. Does that count?
LFAG: We'll get him. *drags Jason out of the house*
Jason: I was framed!
Dexroth: Funny, I thought he was oared….
Juju: Juju thinks that was a bad pun…
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Well….I shall say no more about this chapter….rather odd….