It was Craig, Marco, Kendra and Ashley's last day at Degrassi. Ashley had been expelled for joining the Axis. The Allies were outraged. She had become Craig "Hitler" Manning's mistress. Craig was angry. He believed in communism. That's why he had cheated on Ashley. He believed in equality for everyone. So he couldn't give his loving to just one girl. JT was saying goodbye to Craig when Kendra walked up.

"Craig, we need to talk," whispered Kendra quietly.

"Alright, I'll talk to you later man," said Craig to JT.

"Yeah I'll catch you at lunch dude," said JT as he walked off down the hall.

"Craig, I think I'm pregnant."

"Eww," said Paige.

"Whoa you're moving to fast for me. Can't we just be friends?"

"Pregnant!" shouted Kendra.

"It could be Marco's!"

"It's your fault!! You seduced me with sushi!"

"What? I didn't even know you had gotten your period yet. It's your own damn fault for having ovaries."

"Oh what am I going to do?"

"Just get an abortion like Man did."

"She did?"

"Yeah, and I don't feel nearly as much guilt as most stories would lead you to believe," stated Man.

"Oh, well that solves everything. Thanks Man, Thanks Craig."

"No, thank you Clay Aiken," said Craig as Clay Aiken walked out of the bathroom.

"Anytime guys!" said Clay.