Humor is just another defense against the universe.
--Mel Brooks

^**^^**^*^^*^*^*Marvelous Mystelly^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Mystique: I fail to see what's so marvelous.

Dahk: A muse catching trap…ooo……..

Doggy: Yipe?!

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Principal Kelly strode out into the halls, scowling at the Institute mutants as they tried to get to class.

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Dexroth: The finishing touch! *Puts a bow on Kelly's head.  Kelly is tied to a surfboard.*

Kelly: I'll get you and that little surfer brat too!

Alex: Dude, wicked Principal of the East man.

Dexroth: Totally.

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There was only one woman he could trust.  Angela.

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Mystique:…Angela?

Beck: What? Fits you perfectly…

Mystique: *glare*

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The final bell rang for school.  Kids ran away, trying to beat each other outside.

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Kelly: How dare you all make a mockery of my love life!

Pietro: What's there to mock? We had to make one up!

Fred: Yeah!

Kelly: You don't understand anything!

Todd: According to all the fanfiction people that write about us, we do!

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Kelly walked to his car and started it up, driving away from the school, heading down to his favorite meeting spot.

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Dexroth: Ho hum…Why do I get the feeling that things are about to go horribly wrong?

Dahk: *pulls the capture lever*  HAHAH! *A net falls on Dex.*  I've got you now!

Dexroth: What?! Uh…Sure you do!  *Pulls net up and starts inching out of it.*  Can't believe I thought I was smart enough to get away from you…

Dahk: I know! I—How did you get out?

Dexroth: *trying to get away* I'm an escape artist. *bolts*

Dahk: RATS! 

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He parked outside an old restaurant and walked in, looking over the heads of people that were there, looking for the one he loved.

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Lance: What's with you and Restaurants?

Beck: I happen to think they're romantic. I'd want to meet a guy in a restaurant. A guy in a trenchcoat…

Arcane: We'd better go before we die.

Remy: Lead de way.

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There she was.  A blonde beauty.  He sat down across from her.  Her face lit up when she saw him.

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Juju: Why are you hiding there, Dex?

Dex: *under table* Have you ever heard of incognito?

Dahk: That sounds yummy!

Dex: AHHHHHHHHH! How do you do that!??

Dahk: What? Sneak up behind people?

Dex: YES!!!
Dahk: Oh…you know, I have no idea.  I gotta go.  Bye Mr. Handsome!

Dex:……….

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"It took you long enough." She teased.

"I'm sorry Angela."

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Kitty: Ewww….Who cares about the Principal's love life?

John: Yes…Why don't we ditch this story and go try to further our love life?

Kurt: ARMEGEDDON!!!!!!!! *attacks John*

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They talked for hours.

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Danny: What did I miss?

Amara: How come you always appear after the freaky girl?

Danny: Must be a coincidence.

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It was well into the night when they both got up to leave.

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Wanda: So how does it feel to be a psycho's affection?

Dexroth: Depends. How does Johnny feel?

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"I'm so glad we got to spend this night together." He told her.  She giggled.

"You always say that."

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Rogue: *gags*

Magneto: dwoooommmm!  *gasp*  My doom! It's broken!

Dexroth: Oh wow….
Magneto: Hey! Who put a made in Taiwan sticker on this?!? *points to doom*

Dexroth: *whistles innocently*

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She leaned up and kissed him on the lips.  He smiled at her and kissed her back.

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Bobby: The visual! I'm gonna DIE!
Jean: Stop projecting!

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He left her and went his separate way, promising to meet her tomorrow.

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Amara:  How very boring.

Dexroth: *running away from Magneto*

Magneto:  Mwuhahahahahahahahahah!

Dexroth: *oes down low and trips Magneto. He goes flying out a window.*

Magneto: Mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. *whump*  ow…

Dexroth: Mwahahahah.  Hah. Hah.

Amara: That was interesting…

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Angela turned down an alleyway, stepping into the shadows.

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Sam: Kitty's sending another batch of food to that WWWWWW person…

Kitty: LalalalalalalLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Evan: poor guy.

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She stepped out again, not as the blonde beauty, but as the exotic looking Mystique.

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Pietro: Exotic?

Beck: Not that kind of exotic.

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She smiled at the night in the direction that Kelly had left.

"I love you."

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Mystique: What a pathetic attempt to capture my personality.

Beck: So?

Magneto: ….medic….

Dexroth: Uh…911? Yeah, this guy just fell out a first story window and hurt himself, do you have any tranquilizers that will keep him out forever?

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And the battle between Dex and Magneto rages.