Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening

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Jubilee: I got a story! I got a story!

Beck: And it is oh so jubilant.

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Bobby grinned as Jubilee walked over to him.

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Wanda: Could this story start out any more obviously?

Pietro: I don't know, any story of Daniels would have to be obvious, or he wouldn't even know what was going on.

Evan: Hunh?

Ray: Said you were stupid, dude.

Evan: What?!

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He always liked Jubes. She was kind, funny, smart. But he could never tell her how he felt. After all, he was the leader of the New X-men.

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Scott: I know how you feel. Leadership is a lonely job.

Bobby: I want to change my job description.

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"Hey, Bobby. What's up?"

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Dahk: And she slinks out of the darkness in search of a mate…*slinks*

Beck: *stares* Doggy, go find Dex. Make sure he knows his stalker is back.

Dahk: Hi Radical-Seto!

Beck:….

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"Nothing much. Want to walk home with me?"

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Sam: Boy next door.

Lance: Just one of the girls.

Amara: *snort*

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"Sure!" She said as she headed off in the direction of the institute.

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John: All of the X-vans were disabled via slashed tires for this story.

Rahne: That would explain why they're walking ten miles back home.

Dexroth: What's that boy? You say I'm in trouble?

Doggy:…….GRRRRRR………

Dexroth: Tch. Nobody takes jokes anymore.

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He watched her as he walked, not really watching where he was going. He was too enraptured by the wonderful girl that held his heart.

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Ray: …You know, that's really romantic, but taken literally that's really gross and creepy.

Beck: Yeah, I was just thinking that.

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"Jubilee?"

She turned around to look at him.

"Yes?"

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Dahk: I see you!

Dexroth: I see you too.

Dahk: Let's go on a date!

Arcane: You know, you look like…HEY!

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"Umm…nothing." He said shyly.  She looked at him with her beautiful eyes, searching into his soul.

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Dahk: *runs past* Hi Mr. Inventor.

Forge: Eh?

Arcane: Wait! Come back!

Dexroth: This was not my fault.  *runs past*

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"Hey Bobby…Do you like me?"

His head jerked up in surprise.

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Jean: Young love…

Rogue: You just act romantic because you hardly get any love.

Jean: Shut-up!

Tabitha: I want another story!

Wanda: Buzz off! All of my stories were nightmares!

Todd: Cuddlebumps, you're right. We should have another story.

Wanda: …Have you ever seen Pet Cemetary Todd?

Dahk: Ooh! Ooh! I have! It's my favorite!

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"Of course! Urk!" He clasped his hands over his mouth fast, not wanting for that answer to come out.

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Magneto: DDOwoooOMMMMBBwwwwwYYYY!

Beck:….*snicker*…….

Magneto: This is the last time I get a doom from the bargain bin!

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She giggled and leaned in and kissed him on the lips.

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Danny: Wow. What's up with you?

Arcane: Nothing….nothing at all.

Dexroth: He's chasing after this mystery girl.

Danny:…you are?….not that I care…

Arcane: *backs up* It's not that kind of chasing. 

Dexroth: *whipped**cough**

Arcane: SHUT UP!

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He grinned happily after she stopped kissing him.

"I love you."

She giggled as he kissed her back.

"I love you too."

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Kurt: Ze Author always endz it like zat…

Beck: Hey. These are love stories. It ain't a love story without the love!

Bobby: I can't believe this Laureate person. She just wanted this story to tease me!

Roberto: Doesn't surprise me.

Mystique: You lend yourself to mockery.

Jubes: Stop making fun of him!

Tabitha: Or what, you're going to hit us with pretty bright lights?

Forge: You need me to stick around?

Beck: Yes, you may have to help me build a new house out of Popsicle sticks.

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Popsicle sticks? Better make sure there isn't any flavor left, I'll have to chase the people away.