One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with
whomever you meet.
--Mongo
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Magneto: NO! BLASPHEMY!
Mystique: I hate this author!
Dexroth: Authoress.
Dahk: HI!
Dexroth: Ack! You're supposed to be dead!
Beck: Wow. Didn't see that coming.
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Magneto walked through the streets.
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Ray: I thought he floated.
Hoppy the non smoking bunny: It's bad to smoke kids!
Rahne: It's the meal that keeps on reappearing!
Hoppy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray:…ew.
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He had a very special appointment to keep.
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Dexroth: One that didn't involve kicking puppies.
Doggy: Wof?
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He walked down the street-
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Roberto: Again.
Lance: Repetitively.
Todd: Who cares about this kind of pairing yo? I mean, who wants to delve into your boss' love lives?
Dexroth: The pairing? Think about the offspring.
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-and walked into a building. This building had no labs, no secret guards. It was the back of a factory.
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Scott: There's a place to fall in love.
Fred: You and Jean fell in love in a destroyed building.
Jean: That's not true!
Pietro: Uh, Yeah, yeah it is.
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There he would meet with his one true love.
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Dexroth: A metal spork.
Magneto: DDDOOOmeow!!
Dexroth: *choking back laughter* What was that?!
Magneto: This doom doesn't work either!
Dexroth: I'll sayhahahahah……
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A women walked toward him with stunning features. A blonde with blue eyes. But before she ran up to kiss him she changed into the red headed Mystique.
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Kitty: Hey! You wanna try my food?
Dahk: Nope. Already died once. *Wanders off*
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He kissed her gently.
"I got here as quickly as I could."
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Sam: But mah doom didn't work.
Dexroth: *fits of laughter*
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"I haven't been waiting long, Magnus."
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Wanda: I can't watch this anymore! *runs away*
Amara: Eww, Wanda you're on impending.
Wanda: *runs back* What?
Amara: *Points to pairings*
Wanda: Juggernaut? Ray, Kurt, Lance…JEAN?!
Jean: What?
Wanda: *hexes her*
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She kissed him back. They talked about things they would do once mutants ruled.
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Principal Kelly: That will never happen!
Dexroth: Thank goodness for that.
Dahk: Mr. Handsome and….Some old dude.
Principal Kelly: I'm going to be a senator!
Dahk: So you're an idiot too…ok!
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The night grew thin and they said their goodbyes.
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Mystique: Pathetic story.
Dexroth: Wouldn't be the first one you were in.
Magneto: I have decided that I will control the world without doom!
Dexroth: Is that possible?
Doom: Doom will say if it is possible or not infidel!
Beck: Don't you have some third world country to conquer?
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They parted ways yet again. For them, life was full of scattered meetings.
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Dexroth: Probably full of something else, too.
Beck: Tut, tut. What did I tell you about ratings?
Magneto: Drat that Ariel girl! She's challenging my doom-dom!
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Before they left, however, they kissed once more in a promise.
A promise of love.
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Jubes: GAG ME!
Beck: You and your friends are so eloquent.
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Wow…this is an interesting paring.