I met this wonderful
girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies
on the escalator.
Steven Wright
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Kitty: Ewwwwww……
Kurt: This is awful!
Sabretooth: This is totally unethical.
Wolverine: Never stopped you before, bub.
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Kitty looked through the clothing racks at the mall.
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Ray: Where else?
Roberto: Well, actually it is a change.
Ray: Eh?
Roberto: You're not picking up girly shirts with her.
Ray: You….
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But really, she wasn't paying attention. She was only wasting time.
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Dexroth: I thought that's what girls did.
Beck: Hmm?
Dexroth: Waste time at malls.
Beck: Well, I usually hang out in the books and games, but yeah.
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She was actually waiting for a very special person, someone that she had lost her heart to long ago.
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Jamie: Then how is she still walking?
Beck: Poetic license.
Dexroth: Doggy just got attacked by a homicidal plotbunny.
Beck:…Get the rabbit cage, send the bunny back to Ariel. And tell him that you have no interest in her, it might get him to leave you alone.
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Deciding she had spent enough time, she snuck off to an empty part of the building, where she knew there were stairs to the roof.
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Scott: And she knows this…how?
Dexroth: How does the butterfly know to spin the cocoon? Or the mouse to hibernate? It was written in the stars.
Scott: *walks quickly away*
Beck: Are you unloading hazardous pretences into young minds again?
Dexroth: No, I was just lying.
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She phased up through the locked hatch and stepped carefully on the roof. She saw no sign of her elusive wanderer…
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Bobby: 'Elusive wanderer'?
Doggy: woof.
Sam: Aren't wanderers usually elusive? I mean…they're wandering.
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She heard a light thump behind and turned around to come face to face with Sabretooth.
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Sabretooth: …
Magneto: See?! This is what you get when you stop me from destroying reviewers.
Dexroth: Are you on that kick again?
Rahne: Dinnae think he ever got off it.
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"About time!" She pushed him playfully. He smiled ferally and took it.
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Jean: Took what?
Rogue: Ah hope it was the shove.
Scott: What else could he take?
Dexroth: …Are you sure you're a guy?
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They sat on the edge of the roof, overlooking Bayville.
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Pietro: In all its majesty.
Fred: Bayville has majesty?
Lance: He was being snide, Blob.
Todd: Yeah, yo. Bayville…is there, ya know.
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She leaned her head against his shoulder. She felt safe here.
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Ray: Safe?!
Piotr: That would not make me feel safe.
Lance: I knew it. He's contemplated Sabretooth!
Piotr: What is meaning of that?
Lance: ADMIT IT!
Pietro: Don't mind him, he
hasn't taken his prozac today.
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He in turn, felt as if he wasn't a hardened warrior assassin.
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Wolverine: Wow…Halfpint turned ol' catboy into a wuss.
Sabretooth: Wanna start something, Logan?
Beck: Hey, if you guys are gonna fight, do it in Bayville, not in my house.
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"I love you." She said, looking right up into his eyes.
"I love you as well." He said in return.
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Tabitha: Gag. Me.
Jubes: Totally.
Amara: Uhh. I cannot believe a princess of my stature is subjected to such things.
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He leaned down and kissed her.
A kiss of true love.
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Jubes: ohh, yuck. Do you see the stuff on impending?
Rahne: Strange people.
Bobby: Hey wait a minute… I've been put with a guy! GAAAH!
Dexroth: Such a low blow to you, Bobby?
Beck: I suspect it ain't the first time.
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Truly I don't.