The other day I... uh, no,
that wasn't me.
--Steven Wright
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Dexroth:….Well, he did get put with a chick this time.
Jean: I'm going to murder you. They'll never find your body.
Dexroth: Perfection slips.
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She was his prize pupil.
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Ray: …Really sick true dramas start out this way.
Scott: Quiet! It's bad enough that Jean has to go through this.
Rogue: Jean? What about the Professah? He's probably dying of embarrassment now.
Kitty: Yeah, the age is so far apart.
Rogue: Ah was referring to the fact that he was with Miss. Perfect.
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And also, his one and only love.
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Pietro: And Lilandra, that doctor chick, and—
Lance: He's had more girlfriends than I have.
Todd; Everyone has, yo.
Lance: SHUT-UP!
Fred: You've had girlfriends Todd?
Pietro: One's in kindergarten don't count.
Todd:…….
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She stood in class, teaching young mutants, the shining stars of a new race. And she the brightest of all.
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John: Must not be bright enough, she got roped into this pairing.
Whiplash: Especially if she didn't get with you…
John: Damn! Another sheilah is hitting on me!
Whiplash: But don't you love it?
John: Don't tell anyone.
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He loved her, it was true. He had loved her as soon as he set his eyes upon her.
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Magneto: MY DESTRUCTION! SOMEBODY STOLE MY DESTRUCTION!
Dexroth: It ain't me.
Magneto: Radical-Seto is to blame!
Dexroth: Ain't it always the quiet ones that cause the trouble?
Magneto: He certainly does. I know! I'll send my acolytes!
Dexroth: Can't.
Magneto: Oh?! And why not?!
Dexroth: They ran away from the Alligator that got into the house again.
Magneto: You let creatures like that into your house?
Dexroth: All creatures are special.
Beck: DIE CENTIPEDE!!!!
Dexroth:…Except those ones.
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She was done with her lesson, and the children of which hopes rest file out of the room.
"The children are so energetic. They'll do great things one day."
Charles Xavier nodded and allowed her to push his wheelchair into the hall. Their relationship was a silent one at best.
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Jubes: We won't even go to where it's worst.
Sam: Bad images! Bad images!
Amara: See? You made the rustic peasant boy's brain overload again.
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They knew of their feelings for one another.
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Rahne: They are telepaths, after all.
Remy: Dat be true.
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And their hearts were forever intertwined.
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Roberto: Intertwined. There's a word I'm going to have to use later.
Ray: Especially since you can't figure up any by yourself.
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They went into his study to do some paperwork. It was times like these, beside her, simply talking to her, that he loved the best.
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Forge: But what if they're in the red?
Beck: They say love conquers all.
Danny: Then why is Arcane still gunning for Dex?
Beck:…Love conquers most.
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Before they sat down to do the repetitive work, Jean leaned down and gave him a kiss.
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Kurt: Mein eyes….
Amanda: Mein brain….
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It was rare that they showed such affection.
But it was always welcome.
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Wanda: Says who?
Xavier: I need to do mind wipes on reviewers.
Beck: This just occurred to you? Aren't you supposed to be a great psychic?
Xavier; Don't rub it in.
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This was actually kind of fun to write.