When a
relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous
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Rogue: Keen?
Beck: Do you know how many synonyms there are for love? Try to find the Ks. All synonyms for love with K in them are practically non existent.
Rogue: Yeah, but R's are plentiful.
Beck: You are more like your mother than I think you know.
Rogue: Take that back!!!
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He was a speed demon.
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Evan: I wouldn't be surprised if he were on it.
Dexroth: I don't know, pixie sticks seem to give him the same reaction.
Pietro: I am the greatest! I have another chapter, I'm so cool, Daniels drools!
Dexroth: Then again…
Evan: I'm gonna kill him!
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She, the intangible beauty.
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Magneto: I have gotten hold of some very important information! It seems these reviewers, while intent upon this satirical trash, have no loyalties to each other!
Dexroth: Nah, that's just Realm9. He likes Kitty. Bacon the pig just annoys him.
Magneto: Even so, I can now attack the infidel Realm9!
Dexroth: How?
Magneto: I will send my alcolytes!
Dexroth: As I recall, that didn't work out to well for them last time.
Magneto: Shut-up! It will work because I say it will!
Dexroth: Whatever you say.
Magneto: Don't make me plan your DOOM!
Dexroth: That's gonna break if you keep using it.
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They, on opposite sides of the war, yet forever on each other's sides.
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Ray: Wow. That is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
Beck: Is not. Have you ever heard Magneto talk?
Magneto: How dare you!? Your ILL FATE is at hand!
Beck: What, you're going to make me watch nature shows on the living habits of rocks?
Magneto:….I'm going to have to remember that one.
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He stood under the tree. He could go anywhere he wanted, ran anywhere. But he chose this spot. Here he would wait for his secret love.
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Roberto: Isn't exactly a secret for people who read the title.
Ray: Wow. I didn't think you could read.
Roberto: Yeah, surprising to see someone do what you can't.
Ray: Wanna start something!?!
Beck: Hey! Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber! No fighting in the house!
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She came, at long last. Her bright eyes shone wonderfully when she saw him.
Kitty Pryde. The pride of the X-men. And the love of his life.
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Rahne: Wow, the pairing with me and the Cajun really shot up!
Rogue: You bettah hope it shoots down, Wolf-girl!
Jean: Don't threaten her just because you haven't gotten anymore stories lately.
Rogue: What, I should take fading into the background like you?
Jean: At least I take it gracefully!
Rogue: I don't think dating Freddy was the graceful way to go.
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"Hey, Pietro!" Her voice was so beautiful.
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Amara: Her voice was SOOOO beautiful. Gag me.
Jubes: *titter*
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He could listen to it forever.
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Rogue: Well it does take her forever to shut-up.
Lance: Don't make fun of Kitty!
Kurt: Mien Shwister! How could you say such things?
Kitty: She's just jealous.
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She talked on and on about her day, trivial things he didn't really want to hear about, but he kept his impatient mind at ease so he could make her happy.
Her happiness was all that mattered.
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Scott: So he says.
Sam: Maybe what he says is true…
Scott: NOO! The enemy always lies!
Fred: Okaay….
Todd: Paranoia, yo.
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Soon it was time for her to leave again. She left him always with a smile, because she always gave him a goodbye kiss.
This time was no different.
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Remy: Da boss'sboy got him steady cheres.
John: Hey, looks like I may get another story with the wicked sheilah!
Piotr: …….
Jamie: Does he ever talk?
Dexroth: Yes, but you have to stare at him for a long time.
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"I love you Pietro. Same time tomorrow?"
"Always. I love you Kitty."
They kissed.
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Forge: The cookie monster* is eating junkmail again.
Danny: I though he ate cookies…Oh, you mean the party favor. Gotcha.
Beck: As long as it eats junk mail, I don't care.
Dexroth: We should name it.
Beck: If you name it you'll get attached, and then it'll get eaten by some random creativity demon.
Danny: We should name it cookie.
Beck:…..
Arcane: Well…that's blunt and self-explanatory, I guess.
Doggy: Woff!
Beck: Okay, call it George.
Dexroth: George. Right.
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*Anyone who read my party fic knows where that guy came from.