Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

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Remy: Bout time Remy got another chere.

John: I was supposed to get the shielah!

Pietro: I already got one! HA!

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Rahne ran in wolf form to the area, a secret area.

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Ray: Again…secrets! They are not secrets if a person writes them for everyone to see!

Roberto: Have you seen the impending list? There's things on there I never want to see!

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She was going to meet a very special someone.

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Rogue: Remy's special, but not in that way.

Remy: Dat cold!

Beck: I love how people who shouldn't be in my house are EATING MY CHIPS!

Kurt: Meep! *bamph*

Beck: Those were my favorite chips!

Kitty: What are?

Beck: Salt and Vinegar!

Kurt: *bamph* Sick….Why? *falls over*

Beck: …Wow. Must have been a good bag.

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She stopped in the clearing. The trees circled into a sort of grove, with a small pond in the middle. Flowers and reeds made this place a dream.

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Dexroth: So if the chips kill people it's a good bag?

Beck: No, but if a person unused to it eats an entire bag, it does make them sick.

Ashley: Dude! He ate all the good chips…he doesn't look so good.

Kurt: *groan*

Beck: How did you get here?

Ashley: I walked.

Beck: Right….

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Remy walked out from behind a weeping willow.  Rahne changed back into a human.

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Magneto: DOOOM!!!

Beck: So?

Magneto: OBJURGATION!

Dexroth: Big word…Fainting…*falls*

Magneto: Hahahahahah! *leaves*

Beck: *looks at Dex* You are such a dork.

Dexroth: But don't you love me anyway?

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"'Bout time you showed up, chere. Remy gittin worried."

"Sorry, dearie. I had to escape withoot bein' seen.

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Rahne: Oh look. Someone's chopping up me accent!

Beck: Get over it.

Dexroth: Do you want me to stop Magneto? He's trying to attack Realm9 using Bacon the pig's address.

Beck:  How?....No, nevermind, I don't want to know. Yes. Is the address written on a piece of paper?

Dexroth: Yeah.

Beck: Take George the cookie blob and go see Magneto.

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Remy embraced the young Irish girl in his arms.

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Rahne: SCOTTISH!

Beck: Eh? Oh, sorry. I was watching George pull a scene out of the Blob.

Fred: Hunh?

Beck: Not you.

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Remy embraced the young Scottish girl in his arms.

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Rahne: Holy guacamole.….

Beck: This brings back evil memories.

Magneto: GET IT OFF!

Dexroth: Dude, you are so on your own.

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Remy kissed the girl on the lips. She kissed him back.

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Beck: Wow. Um, Dex?

Dexroth: Aye?

Beck: Make a mental note to never to hold junk mail in your hands.

Dexroth: You couldn't pay me to do that…

Magneto: I feel so….Blech….

George: *squiiishee squiisheee* *leaves to find more food*

Dexroth: Well, the address got eaten…

Scott: Almost so did Magneto.

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Rahne looked him in the eyes.

"I've always loved ye. Do ye?"

"Of course, chere."

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Jubes: Like we haven't heard that line before.

Amara: It seems to be the norm here.

Beck: Are you two insulting the way I write? Do I have to sic George on you?

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They kissed again. Their hearts would always be forever intertwined, even if their lives snuffed out early.

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Remy: Sound like a threat….

Sam: You should run. Fast.

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But even should that happen they would be together in death.

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Lance: There seems to be a recurring theme.

Todd: I think the author's trying to tell them something, yo.

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But should he die, Rahne could always go back to her one true love…

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Remy: What dis?!?

Beck: Eh?

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A strong, handsome, s----

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Beck: Where is my keyboard?

Dexroth: You mean you already finished?

Beck: Somebody just took my story…pull the plug.

Dexroth: Alrighty! *pulls plug*

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Beck: Okay, got the keyboard. Why did you do it?! *waits* I know it was you Sam.

Sam: Shh! Don' tell nobody! Rahne would never be happy with the Cajun!

Beck: Right….

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Remy left her in the grove, with the promise of his love.

"You have mah heart forever chere!"

"And ye have min'. Gudbye!"

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Beck: And that's that.

Sam: You ain't gonna tell nobody…

Kitty: Tell what?

Beck:….So tempting. Nothing.

Kitty: Oh. Bacon the pig sent me chocolates to replace the ones eaten! Isn't that sweet?

Piotr: I am being stared at by strange girl…

Amanda: I've been away for a while and what happens? Kurt is passed out on the floor!

Doggy: Wooof.

Beck: Always having the last word, aren't you?

Doggy: *smugly* Woof.

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How many times have people taken over my writing now? No manners at all.