Love can turn the cottage into a golden palace.
--German Proverb

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Mystique: The only truth there is to this is how badly I'm going to hurt him and you later.

Beck: Is that so?

Dexroth: You have to get past me and the dog first.

Doggy: Grrrr….

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The brother hood house lives by strange rules.

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Pietro: We have rules?

Lance: How'd I miss that memo?

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But even those rules tend to get broken.

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Wanda: Can't break or bend rules that don't exist.

Dexroth: Oh, I don't know. A truly gifted person can do anything.

Ray: If that's the case I'm going to take Caliente's advice and get a helmet.

Beck: I did get some magical muffins from Cheese-Doodles-Are-Yummy.

Ray: Back off, authoress.

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Mystique was in love. But that love was against everything she stood for.

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Remy:…How do dey figure?

Dexroth: Just go with it. She's using poetic license again.

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The leader didn't fall in love with some useless underling.

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Todd: I always get dissed, yo.

Fred: Well, she is writing from the boss lady's point of view.

Mystique: I disagree. My point of view would be to kill you all!

Dexroth: Tsk. Such violence in the system.

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Especially not an underling like the Toad.

But if she didn't tell anyone, no one would know. No one would know that she was breaking the rules.

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Rahne: So what we're saying is Mystique would be the perfect match for Scott, being all into rules.

Jean: WHAT!?

Scott: I object to that comment!

Sam: Then why don't you two just leave like last time?

Ray: Yeah, where exactly did you two run off too last time? We didn't see you two after that!

Beck: I'm sure they had a good reason.

Scott: Exactly!

Beck: What, however, may not be suitable for a PG rating.

Jean: HOW DARE YOU!

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Todd was in love as well. But he didn't know who.

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Magneto: DOOOM!

Mystique: Leave. Now. Or I will murder you.

Magneto: *leaving* Not quite the reaction I was expecting.

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But he was sure he would find that someone some day.

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Danny: How does he know he's in love if he doesn't know who it is?

Beck: How do you know you're just friends with Arcane?

Danny: Dude, shut-up!

Ray: Danny says dude?

Todd: that's whack, yo!

Beck: You strange people.

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Mystique watched from a nearby tree in the guise of a crow, watching her love sleep.

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Dexroth: This many point of view changes can't be healthy.

Beck: Neither is the infatuation of a thirty something woman with a fifteen year old boy.

Mystique: This shan't go unavenged.

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This life was too short for her to wonder about the way the heart works.

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Roberto: Isn't that what heart surgeons do?

Ray: Yeah, but they do it when the patient is still alive, I doubt Mystique would be the same way.

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Her only hope was that one of them left, and her heart would be tortured no more.

Until then, she would keep silent her emotions.

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John: Look! I have the impending list!

Beck: How did he get that?

Dexroth: I have no idea.

Beck: *glare*

Dexroth: I'm a hundred dollars richer through my ignorance. Besides, what is he going to do except scream when he sees who he was paired with?

John: That one's not so bad, not that one…THAT ONE?! AIIEEE!

Dexroth: He screams like a girl.

John:You would too if you saw this!

Dexroth: Luckily, I'm exempt.

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'Goodnight…Love.' Mystique thought as she flew back up to her room.

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Mystique: I would never think of something like that!

Beck: That must be why you're the Doom man's lackey.

Mystique: I AM NOT A LACKEY!

Dexroth: Denial is an awful thing.

Jubilee: You know you got hit on Dex.

Dexroth: Of course I did. I'm irresistible.

Beck: And incorrigible.

Dexroth: Yes, but that's part of my charm. Hello, Lily!

Amara: You strange man.

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In Todd's room, a smile crept across the face of the Toad.

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Todd: I was dreaming that I was living in a white house with my crimson cutie!

Wanda: Keep dreaming.

George: *squuuiiishheeeee*

Magneto: *Inching away* Why is that thing still here?

Beck: With him, I don't have to do any cleaning.

Dexroth: It's not as if you did any anyway.

Doggy: Woof.

Beck: That's right. I had you do it didn't I?

Dexroth: Err…Nevermind, forget I said anything.

Mystique: Magneto! You will help me attack Black Pheonix!

Magneto: I am the leader here!

Dexroth: Who wears the pants in THAT relationship?

Mystique: You will do as I say!

Beck: Well, while they're arguing, they can't go after reviewers, so it's all good.

Dexroth: True. Want me to stick some junk mail in their pockets?

Beck: Part of me wants to stay good, I swear….

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Another chapter up!