Okay, enough serious stuff, lets get funny!!!
Chapter 8, Asura's night out.
Asura was walking down the halls of the tower. As he came to the hall leading to Terra's room, he could see Beast Boy leaning against the door with wide eyes and a red face.
"Something wrong, Beast Boy?" asked Asura
"No way dude, I just saw one of the greatest sights in the world!" He said as he jumped around in his usual victory dance. "Go Beast Boy, it's your birth day, go Beast Boy! Yeah!" Asura looked at Beast Boy confused as he strutted down the hallway. Then he looked back at Terra's door and realized that he forgot to give her clothes back. Asura manifested Terra's clothes from under his shirt then knocked on the door.
"I SAID GO AWAY BEAST BOY!!"
"It's me, Asura. I'm sorry that I forgot to give you back your clothes" Terra walked up to the door and opened it, she was still naked, but she figured Asura saw her like that for hours yesterday so she didn't mind. She took her clothes out of Asura's hands and thanked him for the great time she had yesterday. Then she closed the door and Asura went on his way. He continued into the laundry room where he was washing some of the Titans' uniforms. He needed to wash each of them separately since their colors were so different.
As he did Raven entered the room with him. Asura didn't notice and continued to scrub the mud off of Robin's cape. Raven placed her hand on Asura's shoulder and Asura jolted again, jumping so high that he hit his head on the ceiling. He fell down landing on his bottom in a laundry basket.
"Jeez, you're jumpy." commented Raven.
"I was startled, that's all. Sorry if I scared you"
"Looks like I'm the one who should be sorry for scaring you" she said with a devious smile on her face. "So where did you go with Terra yesterday?"
"To my favorite meditation spot to teach her how to meditate."
"Terra? Meditate? That's almost an oxymoron"
"She actually did quite well, she did an inorganic cleansing with me" After Raven heard this, she realized that they must have then seen each other naked for quite some time. She felt very apprehensive toward Asura, but also a little jealous of Terra. She figured however that it wasn't her business.
"Listen, I and the other guys want to thank you for the lessons you have taught us in the past few weeks, so we want to do something for you."
"Something for me eh? I thought I was the one to serve you guys."
"We think of you more as a friend than a servant, Asura, and we want you to know that."
"Okay, but what are you going to do with me?"
"We want you to come out to the city with us tonight, just have a nice night out on the town with us." Asura felt a little uneasy about the idea, he had never been in a huge city before.
"I-I don't know, Raven, the tower is the largest building I have ever seen. I don't think I could handle the sight of those lumbering steel giants."
"Believe me, if you can handle an entire army of Slade machines, you can handle walking among structures that won't harm you in any way."
"But all those people, before I came here, I have never seen more than three people in one place."
"We will keep a sharp eye out for you." Asura then realized he had no more excuses left, except one.
"But, I cannot go out in such clothing; people would stare, wouldn't they?"
"That is why we are taking you out; Starfire, Terra, and I are going to try to outfit you into some clothing that would help you blend in little better." She explained with a smile.
"Really? You're too kind."
"Don't mention it...ever." A few minutes later the titans were in the tower garage awaiting Asura.
"Man, where is he? Is he like, afraid of the city or something" asked an impatient Beast Boy.
"He said that we are the most people he has ever seen in one place. He isn't used to city surroundings." Said Raven.
"Perhaps I should call him down?" asked Starfire.
"Sure, Star, go ahead." Said Robin. Starfire walked to the stairwell and opened the door.
"AAAASUUUURAAAA" she shrieked. Unfortunately she had her eyes closed and couldn't see that he was standing right in front of her. Asura was wide eyed and his ears were bleeding a little.
"Yes, Starfire?" he said as he fainted into her arms.
When Asura came to he found himself in Cyborg's car with his head in Starfire's lap. "My most sincere apologies, friend. I did not see you when I called your name"
"It's okay, Star, just next time, look before you shriek." he said playfully. Asura then sat up and strapped himself in between Starfire and Beast Boy. Through the window he could see that they were traveling through a tunnel. "Where are we?"
"We're in the underwater tunnel between our island and the city." said Robin. As they drove through the tunnel, they could see a dead-end approaching. "Raven, open the gate please." said Robin.
"Azerath Metrione Zinthose" she chanted, and the dead end lifted up and they drove through it and into the city. Asura was slightly frightened at the colossal size of the skyscrapers. He had never seen such huge structures in his entire life. One look out the window made him dizzy as he looked up into the starry night sky trying to see the tops of the giant buildings. "Chill out Azzy, they're not going to hurt you or anything." Said Beast Boy. A few minutes later, the car drove into a public parking lot. "We're here" said Cyborg.
"This is the mall of shopping. We love to visit this place and aimlessly wander around and make purchases." explained Starfire. The mall looked like a ten-story transparent half cylinder. As they entered, the cool breeze of air-conditioned wind startled Asura, causing him to duck under Robin's cape.
"Calm down, it's just the A-C." he said. Asura reluctantly released Robin's cape. "Okay, Cyborg, Beast Boy and I are going to do some guy shopping. The rest of you take Asura and find him something nice to wear." said Robin. The three of them then headed off, Asura turned around to see the three remaining girls surrounding and closely examining him.
"Um, is there something wrong?" he asked.
"Yeah, quite a few things wrong, but I think I can handle it" said Terra. She then took Asura by the arm and walked him into an Old Navy clothes store. Starfire and Raven closely followed. "It's going to be fun trying to figure out your style!" she said. Terra then walked off into the clothing isles and rummaged through assorted clothing. She came back with a set of clothing, then pushed him into a changing room and went in with him. Terra quickly stripped Asura of his Buddhist robe and helped him change into his new clothes. They walked out with Asura wearing a black, zip-up, leather jacket over a yellow t-shirt and black jeans. Asura had an unsure look on his face, but Raven and Starfire had even worse looks on their faces.
"Terra, I mean no offense, but I do not think that Asura looks very appealing in this type of apparel." said Starifire as politely as possible."
"What are you talking about? He looks great! He loves his new clothes, right Asura?" asked Terra.
"Well, I, uh, they're...umm" as Asura tried to figure out words for the tacky apparel given to him, he could see a vein pulsing on Terra's head.
"He doesn't like them, Terra, it's not his style." said Raven
"Oh and I'll bet you know exactly what will make Asura the most popular kid in the city?" Barked Terra.
"In, fact, I think I might have something for you, Asura." Raven then used her telepathic powers to strip Asura down to his undergarments, and then she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into a Hot Topic clothes store. This clothes store was very dark, full of punk-style clothing. Raven used her powers to take a set of clothing, and then throw it at Asura and into a changing room where she went in with him to help him change into the clothing. "OUCH! Why is this stuff so, OW! Spiky?" asked Asura. Raven walked out with Asura, he was no wearing a loose button-up t- shirt with elaborate red and black skull designs on the front, and baggy pants with bolts and spikes and extra zippers all over them.
"Perfect" she said. But Starfire and Terra disagreed, and apparently, so did Asura.
"Look at me! I'm adorned in death!" he yelled in fright.
"Asura does not enjoy the clothes you gave him, Raven" Said Starfire. Raven had a vein pulsing in her head and an angry look pointing in Starfire's direction. "Allow me to show you the clothing that I'm sure anyone would enjoy, Asura." Starfire then took Asura by the hand and brought him into a large J-C Penny's. Starfire began flying around the entire store, picking up assorted clothing. Raven and Terra were standing next to Asura giving him cold looks for not liking the clothes that they picked out for him. "This outfit is one that I am certain all will enjoy!" said Starfire. She then grabbed Asura by the arm and pulled him into a changing room with her.
"Whoa there, Star, watch where you put your hands please!" said Asura. A few minutes later, Starfire came out with Asura. He was wearing a black- and-white checkered scarf over a lime green t-shirt and matching shorts. He was also wearing work gloves black and brown boots that didn't match. Terra and Raven had their jaws to the floor and their eyes wide at the sight of Asura's super tacky clothes. Terra fell on the floor laughing, while Raven smacked her own forehead and said "oh boy."
"I know! Doesn't he look as precious as a tamaranian sloop pup?"
"HAhAhAHAHAhA, sloop pups must be the ugliest things in the universe then, Hahahaha" laughed Terra. Starfire had a vein pulsing on her head, and then she tightly embraced Asura. "This is the perfect outfit for Asura, and Asura likes it just as much as I do, right Asura?" asked Starfire with wide puppy-dog eyes.
"No he doesn't, he looked much better in the stuff I got him" said Terra.
"Yeah, if he wanted to be recruited by the backstreet boys, maybe. He looked much better in the punk clothing I got him." said Raven.
"He seemed frightened in those clothes, Raven. He is very joyful in the clothes I got him!" yelled Starfire. The three of them continued bickering and fighting until Asura unwisely said, "Can't we just stick with my robe?" The three then looked at him with evil and intending faces, they all then pushed him into the changing room and started pulling off and putting on all of his clothes, all of them were still bickering and arguing about which outfit was better than the other.
It got so bad that people from all over the store came to see what was the commotion was about. They couldn't see anything but arms and legs flailing about behind the door. Asura finally managed to squeeze out of the pack of wild clothiers. He stood their bent over trying to catch his breath, hoping that they didn't notice him. When they finally did notice he was gone, they opened the door to see Asura in a mishmash of all of clothing they had bought for him. Then they all said at the same time, "That looks horrible!" But just as they were about to grab him again, they were stopped by someone saying "Are you kidding? That's the coolest outfit I have ever seen!" All of the people watching were now surrounding Asura and praising him for his apparently incredible fashion sense. Raven, Terra, and Starfire were dumfounded at the crowd's reaction, but they gave no objection to it.
Just then Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg arrived to meet the girls there. "Wow, looking pretty sharp there, Asura." said Robin.
"Yeah, looks like the girls are pretty good tailors." Joked Beast Boy.
"There's something missing though, me and the guys got you this, Azzy, just as a thank-you present." Said Cyborg. He then handed him an odd looking hat. It had a flat top with a curving support under it that you put you head on. It also matched the colors of his new outfit.
"Wow, thanks a lot you guys" said Asura, then he looked back at the girls who were still dumfounded and said "all of you"
Chapter 8, Asura's night out.
Asura was walking down the halls of the tower. As he came to the hall leading to Terra's room, he could see Beast Boy leaning against the door with wide eyes and a red face.
"Something wrong, Beast Boy?" asked Asura
"No way dude, I just saw one of the greatest sights in the world!" He said as he jumped around in his usual victory dance. "Go Beast Boy, it's your birth day, go Beast Boy! Yeah!" Asura looked at Beast Boy confused as he strutted down the hallway. Then he looked back at Terra's door and realized that he forgot to give her clothes back. Asura manifested Terra's clothes from under his shirt then knocked on the door.
"I SAID GO AWAY BEAST BOY!!"
"It's me, Asura. I'm sorry that I forgot to give you back your clothes" Terra walked up to the door and opened it, she was still naked, but she figured Asura saw her like that for hours yesterday so she didn't mind. She took her clothes out of Asura's hands and thanked him for the great time she had yesterday. Then she closed the door and Asura went on his way. He continued into the laundry room where he was washing some of the Titans' uniforms. He needed to wash each of them separately since their colors were so different.
As he did Raven entered the room with him. Asura didn't notice and continued to scrub the mud off of Robin's cape. Raven placed her hand on Asura's shoulder and Asura jolted again, jumping so high that he hit his head on the ceiling. He fell down landing on his bottom in a laundry basket.
"Jeez, you're jumpy." commented Raven.
"I was startled, that's all. Sorry if I scared you"
"Looks like I'm the one who should be sorry for scaring you" she said with a devious smile on her face. "So where did you go with Terra yesterday?"
"To my favorite meditation spot to teach her how to meditate."
"Terra? Meditate? That's almost an oxymoron"
"She actually did quite well, she did an inorganic cleansing with me" After Raven heard this, she realized that they must have then seen each other naked for quite some time. She felt very apprehensive toward Asura, but also a little jealous of Terra. She figured however that it wasn't her business.
"Listen, I and the other guys want to thank you for the lessons you have taught us in the past few weeks, so we want to do something for you."
"Something for me eh? I thought I was the one to serve you guys."
"We think of you more as a friend than a servant, Asura, and we want you to know that."
"Okay, but what are you going to do with me?"
"We want you to come out to the city with us tonight, just have a nice night out on the town with us." Asura felt a little uneasy about the idea, he had never been in a huge city before.
"I-I don't know, Raven, the tower is the largest building I have ever seen. I don't think I could handle the sight of those lumbering steel giants."
"Believe me, if you can handle an entire army of Slade machines, you can handle walking among structures that won't harm you in any way."
"But all those people, before I came here, I have never seen more than three people in one place."
"We will keep a sharp eye out for you." Asura then realized he had no more excuses left, except one.
"But, I cannot go out in such clothing; people would stare, wouldn't they?"
"That is why we are taking you out; Starfire, Terra, and I are going to try to outfit you into some clothing that would help you blend in little better." She explained with a smile.
"Really? You're too kind."
"Don't mention it...ever." A few minutes later the titans were in the tower garage awaiting Asura.
"Man, where is he? Is he like, afraid of the city or something" asked an impatient Beast Boy.
"He said that we are the most people he has ever seen in one place. He isn't used to city surroundings." Said Raven.
"Perhaps I should call him down?" asked Starfire.
"Sure, Star, go ahead." Said Robin. Starfire walked to the stairwell and opened the door.
"AAAASUUUURAAAA" she shrieked. Unfortunately she had her eyes closed and couldn't see that he was standing right in front of her. Asura was wide eyed and his ears were bleeding a little.
"Yes, Starfire?" he said as he fainted into her arms.
When Asura came to he found himself in Cyborg's car with his head in Starfire's lap. "My most sincere apologies, friend. I did not see you when I called your name"
"It's okay, Star, just next time, look before you shriek." he said playfully. Asura then sat up and strapped himself in between Starfire and Beast Boy. Through the window he could see that they were traveling through a tunnel. "Where are we?"
"We're in the underwater tunnel between our island and the city." said Robin. As they drove through the tunnel, they could see a dead-end approaching. "Raven, open the gate please." said Robin.
"Azerath Metrione Zinthose" she chanted, and the dead end lifted up and they drove through it and into the city. Asura was slightly frightened at the colossal size of the skyscrapers. He had never seen such huge structures in his entire life. One look out the window made him dizzy as he looked up into the starry night sky trying to see the tops of the giant buildings. "Chill out Azzy, they're not going to hurt you or anything." Said Beast Boy. A few minutes later, the car drove into a public parking lot. "We're here" said Cyborg.
"This is the mall of shopping. We love to visit this place and aimlessly wander around and make purchases." explained Starfire. The mall looked like a ten-story transparent half cylinder. As they entered, the cool breeze of air-conditioned wind startled Asura, causing him to duck under Robin's cape.
"Calm down, it's just the A-C." he said. Asura reluctantly released Robin's cape. "Okay, Cyborg, Beast Boy and I are going to do some guy shopping. The rest of you take Asura and find him something nice to wear." said Robin. The three of them then headed off, Asura turned around to see the three remaining girls surrounding and closely examining him.
"Um, is there something wrong?" he asked.
"Yeah, quite a few things wrong, but I think I can handle it" said Terra. She then took Asura by the arm and walked him into an Old Navy clothes store. Starfire and Raven closely followed. "It's going to be fun trying to figure out your style!" she said. Terra then walked off into the clothing isles and rummaged through assorted clothing. She came back with a set of clothing, then pushed him into a changing room and went in with him. Terra quickly stripped Asura of his Buddhist robe and helped him change into his new clothes. They walked out with Asura wearing a black, zip-up, leather jacket over a yellow t-shirt and black jeans. Asura had an unsure look on his face, but Raven and Starfire had even worse looks on their faces.
"Terra, I mean no offense, but I do not think that Asura looks very appealing in this type of apparel." said Starifire as politely as possible."
"What are you talking about? He looks great! He loves his new clothes, right Asura?" asked Terra.
"Well, I, uh, they're...umm" as Asura tried to figure out words for the tacky apparel given to him, he could see a vein pulsing on Terra's head.
"He doesn't like them, Terra, it's not his style." said Raven
"Oh and I'll bet you know exactly what will make Asura the most popular kid in the city?" Barked Terra.
"In, fact, I think I might have something for you, Asura." Raven then used her telepathic powers to strip Asura down to his undergarments, and then she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into a Hot Topic clothes store. This clothes store was very dark, full of punk-style clothing. Raven used her powers to take a set of clothing, and then throw it at Asura and into a changing room where she went in with him to help him change into the clothing. "OUCH! Why is this stuff so, OW! Spiky?" asked Asura. Raven walked out with Asura, he was no wearing a loose button-up t- shirt with elaborate red and black skull designs on the front, and baggy pants with bolts and spikes and extra zippers all over them.
"Perfect" she said. But Starfire and Terra disagreed, and apparently, so did Asura.
"Look at me! I'm adorned in death!" he yelled in fright.
"Asura does not enjoy the clothes you gave him, Raven" Said Starfire. Raven had a vein pulsing in her head and an angry look pointing in Starfire's direction. "Allow me to show you the clothing that I'm sure anyone would enjoy, Asura." Starfire then took Asura by the hand and brought him into a large J-C Penny's. Starfire began flying around the entire store, picking up assorted clothing. Raven and Terra were standing next to Asura giving him cold looks for not liking the clothes that they picked out for him. "This outfit is one that I am certain all will enjoy!" said Starfire. She then grabbed Asura by the arm and pulled him into a changing room with her.
"Whoa there, Star, watch where you put your hands please!" said Asura. A few minutes later, Starfire came out with Asura. He was wearing a black- and-white checkered scarf over a lime green t-shirt and matching shorts. He was also wearing work gloves black and brown boots that didn't match. Terra and Raven had their jaws to the floor and their eyes wide at the sight of Asura's super tacky clothes. Terra fell on the floor laughing, while Raven smacked her own forehead and said "oh boy."
"I know! Doesn't he look as precious as a tamaranian sloop pup?"
"HAhAhAHAHAhA, sloop pups must be the ugliest things in the universe then, Hahahaha" laughed Terra. Starfire had a vein pulsing on her head, and then she tightly embraced Asura. "This is the perfect outfit for Asura, and Asura likes it just as much as I do, right Asura?" asked Starfire with wide puppy-dog eyes.
"No he doesn't, he looked much better in the stuff I got him" said Terra.
"Yeah, if he wanted to be recruited by the backstreet boys, maybe. He looked much better in the punk clothing I got him." said Raven.
"He seemed frightened in those clothes, Raven. He is very joyful in the clothes I got him!" yelled Starfire. The three of them continued bickering and fighting until Asura unwisely said, "Can't we just stick with my robe?" The three then looked at him with evil and intending faces, they all then pushed him into the changing room and started pulling off and putting on all of his clothes, all of them were still bickering and arguing about which outfit was better than the other.
It got so bad that people from all over the store came to see what was the commotion was about. They couldn't see anything but arms and legs flailing about behind the door. Asura finally managed to squeeze out of the pack of wild clothiers. He stood their bent over trying to catch his breath, hoping that they didn't notice him. When they finally did notice he was gone, they opened the door to see Asura in a mishmash of all of clothing they had bought for him. Then they all said at the same time, "That looks horrible!" But just as they were about to grab him again, they were stopped by someone saying "Are you kidding? That's the coolest outfit I have ever seen!" All of the people watching were now surrounding Asura and praising him for his apparently incredible fashion sense. Raven, Terra, and Starfire were dumfounded at the crowd's reaction, but they gave no objection to it.
Just then Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg arrived to meet the girls there. "Wow, looking pretty sharp there, Asura." said Robin.
"Yeah, looks like the girls are pretty good tailors." Joked Beast Boy.
"There's something missing though, me and the guys got you this, Azzy, just as a thank-you present." Said Cyborg. He then handed him an odd looking hat. It had a flat top with a curving support under it that you put you head on. It also matched the colors of his new outfit.
"Wow, thanks a lot you guys" said Asura, then he looked back at the girls who were still dumfounded and said "all of you"