Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... Carl Zwanzig
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Pietro: The title alone is enough to reduce someone to tears!
Beck: And what would you name it?
Pietro: Terrible Tabda!
Beck:…
Pietro: Think about it. The bomb crazy maniac with my crazy sister? It's terrible!
Wanda: I'm inclined to agree about the terrible, but *hexes Pietro* nobody calls me crazy. And gets away with it. Got a problem with that?
Beck: …Right.
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It was a tragic kind of love.
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Dexroth: Um…Beck? The stove exploded and I had nothing to do with it.
Beck: Must have been a self destruct mechanism.
Dexroth: In the stove? Is that for when Kitty cooks?
Beck: You locked a robot in there, right?
Dexroth: Did I?
Beck:…Can we fix the stove?
Dexroth: George ate dinner early.
Beck: *sigh* I should just stop asking.
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Two people so much alike, yet…there was a gap they could never bridge.
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Lance: I can see that, I mean-
Wanda: Say anything further and I will rip your heart through your spleen.
Dexroth: Such negativity.
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Tabitha knew the feeling. She knew what was in the other person's heart as well. Wanda.
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Mystique: I see you've stopped putting me in your ridiculous little stories.
Beck: But the reviewers haven't. Checked the polls lately?
Mystique: It's impossible to decipher that jargon! It's like…like-
Dexroth: Like trying to read Russian when the only word you know is nyet?
Mystique: YES!
Beck:…Would you like Lady Miz's number? She offers free counseling for a fee.
Mystique: Free counseling for a fee…HEY!
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Tabitha couldn't be with her love because of her need to roam, to be without strings.
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Tabitha: Well at least you got that part right!
Todd: You don't have strings, yo?
Tabitha: I'm a free spirit!
Dexroth: A free spirit.
Tabitha: Of course. Boom-Boom never gets tied down!
Scott: It's not good to live your life without family and roots!
Dexroth: A free spirit.
Tabitha: Of course. Boom-Boom never gets tied down!
Scott: It's not good to live your life without family and roots!
Beck: Why don't you root yourselves far away from here?
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Wanda was rooted by hatred, her vengeful heart leaving no room for love. Her mind was centered upon destroying the monster that had been her father.
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Magneto: If I had a working Doom…
Dexroth: I'm…so…not really sorry.
Magneto: You will die one day.
Dex: I plan on living forever.
Beck: So far so good?
Dex: Yep.
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And that was why they couldn't be of one life.
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Bobby: That sounds like a line out of a creepy sci-fi movie. You will be one with us!
Sam: Like the Borg.
Roberto: Yeah. So would that mean that either Tabby or Wanda though the other was a lower life form, that was why they couldn't be one?
Wanda: You are all lower life forms. NOW DIE! *starts throwing hexes*
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But that didn't mean the thought didn't prey upon Tabitha's brain.
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Ray: She has a brain? Who would want to prey on it?
Bobby: Invasion of the Body SNATCHERS!
Ray:…I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
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Would one day they finally see a way? One day would they leave this cruel world for a place where they could be with each other?
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Rogue: One day, will they leave as soon as possible? And put us out of their misery.
Tabitha: Witch.
Wanda: Hunh?
Tabitha: Her, not you.
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Would one day they actually pronounce their love?
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Mystique: Will one day I destroy that blasted authoress?
Magneto: Will one day I rule the world and promote mutant supremecy?
Destiny: Will one day I shall put those who put me in awful couplings through the worst tortures imaginable?
Dexroth: Will one day I will finish this cube puzzle?
Mystique,Destiny,+Magneto:…..
Dexroth: I didn't want to be left out. Hey, we all have our goals!
Beck: Didn't you finish that puzzle yesterday?
Dexroth: Yes, but I don't like to brag.
Doggy: Woof.
Dexroth: Quiet.
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Perhaps that day would never come.
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Wanda: A firm hope.
Tabitha: Eww.
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But the love would always be there, in the form of a thousand tears.
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Kitty: That's so poetic. And tragic.
Lance: You can cry on my shoulder.
Kurt: You can cry on mine first.
Amara: Wow, nice pendant.
Kitty: Realm9 gave it to me.
Kurt+Lance:….
Beck: The makings of another scuffle.
Dexroth: What are you doing?
Beck: I'm eating double chocolate Tim-tams with a foon. Courtesy of Aicha and Ravyn Nyte.
Dexroth: Got an extra foon? What is a foon?
Beck: No, but here's a spork. As far as I can tell they seem to be related in some way.
Dexroth: Hunh. Not bad, actually.
George:*squuuiiiishheeee*
Beck: You ate my stove, save some room for breakfast tomorrow.
George: *squiiiisheee.*
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Aww….George is kinda cute…but voracious.