Chapter 2- Return to Rivendell
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(Disclaimers: You know the drill, we don't own any of the LOTR characters,
they belong to Tolkien, we only own our Mary Sues' and the tenth
Ringwraith. We do not own Kit-Kat either. Thank you)
Arwen flew through the woods Frodo in front of her, he seemed to be slightly queasy.
"Oohh...I feel sick and I have thins green fungus all over my face, not to mention all this Kit-Kat chocolate all over my face!" he moaned, clutching his tummy.
"Whoa," Arwen said, still gazing at the path ahead of her, "No getting sick on my horse, I just cleaned him. You want to be sick, use this." She took a hand off the rein and slipped her hand into her pocket and pulled out a paper bag depicting a sick person on it, then handed it to Frodo.
"Tanks." Frodo said thickly.
Out of the blue, the air was filled with evil singing. Arwen quickly turned her head and saw that the nine Nazgûl plus one was hot on her trail.
"Norolîm Asfolath, Norolîm!" Arwen cried as her horse gracefully rode faster.
"Oh, these Kit-Kats aren't sitting too well." Frodo whined, clutching his stomach.
"USE THE BAG!!"
The Nazgûl began to sing their evil song in an annoying-type-way. (DISCLAIMER: Does this belong to someone? If it does, then its not our idea...if it is...well, then...you know what to do if you want to use it!)
"â«Eenie meenie miny moe, Catch a Baggins by the toe, If he has the Ring then will know Eenie meenie miny moe,â«"
*The next one I made up...its REALLY weird*
Old Mc Sauron had a ring Ee aye ee aye o! But Isildur took it from his hand Ee aye ee aye o! With put orcs here and put orcs there Here orcs there orcs, everywhere is orcs, orcs Old Mc Sauron had a ring Ee aye ee aye o!
Arwen sweat dropped...again.
She went across the river that led back to Rivendell, but by that time, the Nazgûl caught up with her.
(A/N: All the Rignwraiths have their own number, so it'll be less confusing. Ex: #1...)
"Give up the hobbit, she-elf." #10 said. It was obvious he was the new- comer because, unlike his comrades, who had low, guttural voices, he had a high-pitched squeaky voice. Arwen winced, since it cause her delicate ears much pain.
"If you want him come and play." Arwen dared.
A murmur ran through the Ringwraiths, she wanted to play? What a ridiculous dare.
"What does she want to play?" #8 asked. "Tea party? Elves love tea parties." *they do?* #8 held up a tea pot and cup, never forgetting to hold up his pinky!
"No, that can't be it, you dumb-ass!" The Lord Ringwraith said. "Look at her she's a female, she would rather play Barbie's. Look I brought Ringwraith Barbie and Malibu Ringwraith Barbie." The Lord Nazgul pulled out one Barbie robed in a dark cloak, covering her platinum blonde hair and her over-make-upped face. Then he pulled out another doll, this one was robed in a colorful Hawaiian patterned cloak.
"Argh! I can't take this any more!" #2 yelled, he spun to meet Arwen's bamboozled gaze and yelled, "What do YOU want to play?!"
"In the water." Arwen dared ever evilly.
"huh?" Okay!" the Ringwraith's exclaimed stupidly as they ran into the water.
"Great!" Arwen cried. "I call upon the might y power of the..."
She was interrupted.
"BEURK!" Voiced Frodo as he vomited all over Asfolath.
"FRODO! I just cleaned him!" Arwen yelled, now visibly annoyed.
"Sorry!" said Frodo who was now rummaging in his bag for some more Kit- Kats.
"Sigh...anyways, I call upon the mighty power of the..." started Arwen, but once again she was cut off by the rushing sound of water, now carrying the Ringwraiths away. "Why can't I say ANYTHING without being interrupted?" Arwen cried to the heavens.
"Now you know what it feels like when you can't say your lines! Ha, Ha!" Glorfindel mocked, now laughing his arse off.
Arwen ignored him and took Frodo to Rivendell where Elrond treated his wound and his dependence on chocolate.
"Father, why did the river overflow?" Arwen asked curiously.
"Aragorn." Elrond grinned, shaking his head. Aragorn arrived and blushed at the sight of Arwen. "Heh, heh, I think my tears caused the river to overflow."
"He cried out the Nile and now we're soaked because of him!" Merry said, visibly annoyed.
"Merry?" Pippin asked.
"Yes?"
"What's the Nile?"
"I don't know, just some sort of saying I picked up ."
"From who?"
AUTHORS AND MERRY: heh. No one...
TBC...
Arwen flew through the woods Frodo in front of her, he seemed to be slightly queasy.
"Oohh...I feel sick and I have thins green fungus all over my face, not to mention all this Kit-Kat chocolate all over my face!" he moaned, clutching his tummy.
"Whoa," Arwen said, still gazing at the path ahead of her, "No getting sick on my horse, I just cleaned him. You want to be sick, use this." She took a hand off the rein and slipped her hand into her pocket and pulled out a paper bag depicting a sick person on it, then handed it to Frodo.
"Tanks." Frodo said thickly.
Out of the blue, the air was filled with evil singing. Arwen quickly turned her head and saw that the nine Nazgûl plus one was hot on her trail.
"Norolîm Asfolath, Norolîm!" Arwen cried as her horse gracefully rode faster.
"Oh, these Kit-Kats aren't sitting too well." Frodo whined, clutching his stomach.
"USE THE BAG!!"
The Nazgûl began to sing their evil song in an annoying-type-way. (DISCLAIMER: Does this belong to someone? If it does, then its not our idea...if it is...well, then...you know what to do if you want to use it!)
"â«Eenie meenie miny moe, Catch a Baggins by the toe, If he has the Ring then will know Eenie meenie miny moe,â«"
*The next one I made up...its REALLY weird*
Old Mc Sauron had a ring Ee aye ee aye o! But Isildur took it from his hand Ee aye ee aye o! With put orcs here and put orcs there Here orcs there orcs, everywhere is orcs, orcs Old Mc Sauron had a ring Ee aye ee aye o!
Arwen sweat dropped...again.
She went across the river that led back to Rivendell, but by that time, the Nazgûl caught up with her.
(A/N: All the Rignwraiths have their own number, so it'll be less confusing. Ex: #1...)
"Give up the hobbit, she-elf." #10 said. It was obvious he was the new- comer because, unlike his comrades, who had low, guttural voices, he had a high-pitched squeaky voice. Arwen winced, since it cause her delicate ears much pain.
"If you want him come and play." Arwen dared.
A murmur ran through the Ringwraiths, she wanted to play? What a ridiculous dare.
"What does she want to play?" #8 asked. "Tea party? Elves love tea parties." *they do?* #8 held up a tea pot and cup, never forgetting to hold up his pinky!
"No, that can't be it, you dumb-ass!" The Lord Ringwraith said. "Look at her she's a female, she would rather play Barbie's. Look I brought Ringwraith Barbie and Malibu Ringwraith Barbie." The Lord Nazgul pulled out one Barbie robed in a dark cloak, covering her platinum blonde hair and her over-make-upped face. Then he pulled out another doll, this one was robed in a colorful Hawaiian patterned cloak.
"Argh! I can't take this any more!" #2 yelled, he spun to meet Arwen's bamboozled gaze and yelled, "What do YOU want to play?!"
"In the water." Arwen dared ever evilly.
"huh?" Okay!" the Ringwraith's exclaimed stupidly as they ran into the water.
"Great!" Arwen cried. "I call upon the might y power of the..."
She was interrupted.
"BEURK!" Voiced Frodo as he vomited all over Asfolath.
"FRODO! I just cleaned him!" Arwen yelled, now visibly annoyed.
"Sorry!" said Frodo who was now rummaging in his bag for some more Kit- Kats.
"Sigh...anyways, I call upon the mighty power of the..." started Arwen, but once again she was cut off by the rushing sound of water, now carrying the Ringwraiths away. "Why can't I say ANYTHING without being interrupted?" Arwen cried to the heavens.
"Now you know what it feels like when you can't say your lines! Ha, Ha!" Glorfindel mocked, now laughing his arse off.
Arwen ignored him and took Frodo to Rivendell where Elrond treated his wound and his dependence on chocolate.
"Father, why did the river overflow?" Arwen asked curiously.
"Aragorn." Elrond grinned, shaking his head. Aragorn arrived and blushed at the sight of Arwen. "Heh, heh, I think my tears caused the river to overflow."
"He cried out the Nile and now we're soaked because of him!" Merry said, visibly annoyed.
"Merry?" Pippin asked.
"Yes?"
"What's the Nile?"
"I don't know, just some sort of saying I picked up ."
"From who?"
AUTHORS AND MERRY: heh. No one...
TBC...