Author's Note: Revised version of the chapter. I just got "The Lion King"
on DVD so I just had to add this scene! It was too good to pass up!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or Disney *bows to Walt Disney* Also, I don't own the rights to the lyrics of Outkast or the Ying Yang Twins
Me: ACTION!
Part One: The Lion King
Cast: Simba = Dart; Rafiki = Haschel; Zazu = Miranda; Timon = Lavitz; Pumbaa = Albert
(The sun rises over the vast African grasslands. The animals are waking, and they all begin to walk, run, gallop, fly, and however else they get around to one special place -- Pride Rock. PARTY AT SIMBA'S!!! Alright, then, kick it African singer!)
Singer: NAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! SUFENYAAAAAAA!!!!!!! MY MOMMY IS A HO!!!!!!!
All: ?????
Me: Hey, that's what it sounds like to me.....
(So all the animals arrive at Pride Rock while a small, blue bird flys right up to Mufasa, King of the Jungle)
Miranda: Damn $%^#ing director casting me as a @!$#ing bird!
Me: The more you complain, the more crap parts you get
Miranda: &^#(@)$^%$^%#*(@)@ *lands on Pride Rock and reluctantly bows to the lion*
Mufasa: *smiles*
Singer: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIRRRLCE OF LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(And the animals part, to make way for an old man, hunched over and walking with a cane. He climbs up Pride Rock and warmly greets the lion, who steps out of the way to reveal a small little lion with spiky blond hair)
Dart: Hey! What the hell?! How come I'm all furry?!
Meru and Shana: CUUUUUTEE!!!!! ^_____^
Miranda: Why does *^&#ing Haschel get to keep his )(&^ing human form?!
Me: Because he can't lift Dart as a human and I just wanted to see how you would look as a bird.
Haschel: Shut up *picks up Dart*
Dart: Hey! What the hell you doing?!
Singer: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRCCLLLLLLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Haschel: *lifts up Dart*
Animals: *cheering*
Dart: HEY PUT ME DOWN NOW! *Kicks and screams*
Haschel: *accidently drops Dart*
Dart: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! X_x *twitch twitch*
Haschel: oops. *Leaves*
Animals: ......
Miranda: (^$@$^())*^&%$##@@#$^^&**
(This is the only other scene from "The Lion King" that I'm doing -- this takes place later in the movie, when Simba/Dart's all grown up and trying to take back the Pridelands from Uncle Scar. He gives his new friends Timon/Lavitz and Pumbaa/Albert a little assignment.....)
Dart: *hiding behind a log w/Lavitz and Albert and Nala, noticing the throng of hyenas in front of them* Alright, Nala you gather the lionesses.
Nala: *meow*
Dart: Lavitz, Albert, you distract the hyenas
Lavitz: *salutes* Right-o, Dart!
Albert: That's very unprofessional
Lavitz: Shut up it's Disney....plus that pig outfit of yours isn't exactly "professional"
Albert: You can't talk back to your king!!
Dart: Jokes on you, Albert, I'M the king now! haha
Nala: *meow*
Lavitz: So, what's the plan for distracting 'em?
Dart: *evil smile* Live bait.
Lavitz: *salutes* Right-o.....hey, wait a minute!!
Dart: You have to! It says so on page 6 of the script!! *Hands Lavitz a script*
Lavitz: *reading script* "Dart: *pleading* C'mon Lavitz/Lavitz: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" Aww crap
(Cut to Lavitz, wearing a plastic lei, grass skirt, and coconut shells, attempting to dance for the hyenas while Albert lies on his stomach with an apple in his mouth)
Lavitz: *singing and dancing* WHOO-OW! If you're lookin' for a hunkin' pack of juicy meat -- eat my buddy Albert here 'cuz he is a treat!
Albert: *spits out the apple* WHAT?!
Lavitz: C'mon down and dine, on this tasty swine, all ya hafta do is get in liiiiiiiiine!!!!
Albert: I beg your pardon?!
Lavitz: *shaking like a polaroid picture* Aaaaaaaaaare ya aching?!
Albert: Nope nope nope!
Lavitz: *now shaking it like a salt shaker* Foooooooor some bacon?!
Albert: I protest!
Lavitz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's a big pig!!
Albert: ExCUSE me, Mr. I'm-just-big-boned!!
Lavitz: You can be a big pig too *pelvic thrust* OYE!!
Albert: That's it, you're going down bitch! *Tackles Lavitz*
Lavitz: Hey! I'm just following the script!!
Hyena: I dunno whether to be hungry, turned-on, or afraid
Me: I'm asking myself the same question
~ ~THE END~ ~
A/N: More to come soon, I promise!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or Disney *bows to Walt Disney* Also, I don't own the rights to the lyrics of Outkast or the Ying Yang Twins
Me: ACTION!
Part One: The Lion King
Cast: Simba = Dart; Rafiki = Haschel; Zazu = Miranda; Timon = Lavitz; Pumbaa = Albert
(The sun rises over the vast African grasslands. The animals are waking, and they all begin to walk, run, gallop, fly, and however else they get around to one special place -- Pride Rock. PARTY AT SIMBA'S!!! Alright, then, kick it African singer!)
Singer: NAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! SUFENYAAAAAAA!!!!!!! MY MOMMY IS A HO!!!!!!!
All: ?????
Me: Hey, that's what it sounds like to me.....
(So all the animals arrive at Pride Rock while a small, blue bird flys right up to Mufasa, King of the Jungle)
Miranda: Damn $%^#ing director casting me as a @!$#ing bird!
Me: The more you complain, the more crap parts you get
Miranda: &^#(@)$^%$^%#*(@)@ *lands on Pride Rock and reluctantly bows to the lion*
Mufasa: *smiles*
Singer: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIRRRLCE OF LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(And the animals part, to make way for an old man, hunched over and walking with a cane. He climbs up Pride Rock and warmly greets the lion, who steps out of the way to reveal a small little lion with spiky blond hair)
Dart: Hey! What the hell?! How come I'm all furry?!
Meru and Shana: CUUUUUTEE!!!!! ^_____^
Miranda: Why does *^&#ing Haschel get to keep his )(&^ing human form?!
Me: Because he can't lift Dart as a human and I just wanted to see how you would look as a bird.
Haschel: Shut up *picks up Dart*
Dart: Hey! What the hell you doing?!
Singer: IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRCCLLLLLLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Haschel: *lifts up Dart*
Animals: *cheering*
Dart: HEY PUT ME DOWN NOW! *Kicks and screams*
Haschel: *accidently drops Dart*
Dart: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! X_x *twitch twitch*
Haschel: oops. *Leaves*
Animals: ......
Miranda: (^$@$^())*^&%$##@@#$^^&**
(This is the only other scene from "The Lion King" that I'm doing -- this takes place later in the movie, when Simba/Dart's all grown up and trying to take back the Pridelands from Uncle Scar. He gives his new friends Timon/Lavitz and Pumbaa/Albert a little assignment.....)
Dart: *hiding behind a log w/Lavitz and Albert and Nala, noticing the throng of hyenas in front of them* Alright, Nala you gather the lionesses.
Nala: *meow*
Dart: Lavitz, Albert, you distract the hyenas
Lavitz: *salutes* Right-o, Dart!
Albert: That's very unprofessional
Lavitz: Shut up it's Disney....plus that pig outfit of yours isn't exactly "professional"
Albert: You can't talk back to your king!!
Dart: Jokes on you, Albert, I'M the king now! haha
Nala: *meow*
Lavitz: So, what's the plan for distracting 'em?
Dart: *evil smile* Live bait.
Lavitz: *salutes* Right-o.....hey, wait a minute!!
Dart: You have to! It says so on page 6 of the script!! *Hands Lavitz a script*
Lavitz: *reading script* "Dart: *pleading* C'mon Lavitz/Lavitz: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?" Aww crap
(Cut to Lavitz, wearing a plastic lei, grass skirt, and coconut shells, attempting to dance for the hyenas while Albert lies on his stomach with an apple in his mouth)
Lavitz: *singing and dancing* WHOO-OW! If you're lookin' for a hunkin' pack of juicy meat -- eat my buddy Albert here 'cuz he is a treat!
Albert: *spits out the apple* WHAT?!
Lavitz: C'mon down and dine, on this tasty swine, all ya hafta do is get in liiiiiiiiine!!!!
Albert: I beg your pardon?!
Lavitz: *shaking like a polaroid picture* Aaaaaaaaaare ya aching?!
Albert: Nope nope nope!
Lavitz: *now shaking it like a salt shaker* Foooooooor some bacon?!
Albert: I protest!
Lavitz: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's a big pig!!
Albert: ExCUSE me, Mr. I'm-just-big-boned!!
Lavitz: You can be a big pig too *pelvic thrust* OYE!!
Albert: That's it, you're going down bitch! *Tackles Lavitz*
Lavitz: Hey! I'm just following the script!!
Hyena: I dunno whether to be hungry, turned-on, or afraid
Me: I'm asking myself the same question
~ ~THE END~ ~
A/N: More to come soon, I promise!