A/N: See end of the chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or Disney
Me: ACTION!!
Part Two: The Little Mermaid
Cast: Ariel = Meru; Trition = Lloyd; Sebastian = Albert
(This is the scene where Ariel is in her grotto singing "Part of Your World")
Meru: ^____^ look at me!!!!!!! *Twirls around in the water* OOOH! OOH! I GET TO SING!! *Singing* Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? I WANT MORE STUFF!!!!!!!
Albert: *Jamacian accent* Spoiled little brat, mon.
Meru: SING AL SING!!!!!!
Albert: No way mon
Meru: UNDA DA SEA!!!!!!
Albert: Your accent sucks mon. Yo mon I use da word "sucks" and "yo" and "mon" I hate you mon
Me: Oh no. How will I ever sleep at night?
Lloyd: ARGH!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!!! *Zaps a statue of Dart with his trition*
Albert: Yo mon why couldn't I be da king mon?
Me: Because I had to give Miranda a break...plus, it's just funnier to see you as a Jamacian crab.
Meru: NOOO DADDY!!!!!! I LOVE HIM DADDY!!!!! I HATE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!
Haschel: NO CLAIRE!!!!!!!!! *Crys*
Meru: *blink blink* HEY THIS IS MY PICTURE *pouts*
(As Meru is pouting and Lloyd is zapping, Haschel has another flashback of Claire in Rouge!)
All: *blink blink*
Lloyd: ARGH!!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!! *Accidently zaps Albert*
Albert: x_x
Me: You're gunna pay for that. STRIKER! RELEASE THE ANIMALS!
Striker: hehehe....*releases millions of Albert glompers*
Albert Glompers: YOU KILLED ALBERT YOU MUST DIE!!!! *Mobs Lloyd*
Wink: No! Don't kill Lloyd! *Shields him*
Me: Too late
Lloyd: x_x Not fair
Aerena: NOOO!! *Releases Lloyd glompers*
Lloyd Glompers: YOU KILLED LLOYD YOU MUST DIE!!! *Runs after Striker*
Striker: Wait a minute! I'm a fanfic author, I get eternal immunity
Lloyd Glompers: Dammit *leaves*
Aerena: YAY That means me too!! XD
All other authors: *cheers*
Dart: Hey, I want immunity, too!
Lloyd: Me too!
Me: No.
Dart and Lloyd: Damn you
Me: AND NO MORE GLOMPERS! They just start a vicious cycle that is very hard to stop -- the glompers of one character will kill another, and the glompers of THAT character will kill another, and it just goes on and on....there's gotta be a rule that says I'm only allowed to piss off a certain number of people per chapter....
Lavitz: Ah, c'mon Tina! It's our only form of entertainment!
Me: I would think YOU of all people would be the least willing to see Lloyd be avenged.
Lavitz: True, true
Rose: Tina -- you might wanna revive Albert and Lloyd quickly I dunno how long that cage is gunna hold them....
Glompers: *bite scratch hiss*
Me: Fine *revives the two*
Lloyd and Albert: @_@
Shana: I think we've had enough of that.....
Albert: Ya mon
~ ~THE END~ ~
A/N: I think I might get in trouble for that last little bit. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or Disney
Me: ACTION!!
Part Two: The Little Mermaid
Cast: Ariel = Meru; Trition = Lloyd; Sebastian = Albert
(This is the scene where Ariel is in her grotto singing "Part of Your World")
Meru: ^____^ look at me!!!!!!! *Twirls around in the water* OOOH! OOH! I GET TO SING!! *Singing* Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? I WANT MORE STUFF!!!!!!!
Albert: *Jamacian accent* Spoiled little brat, mon.
Meru: SING AL SING!!!!!!
Albert: No way mon
Meru: UNDA DA SEA!!!!!!
Albert: Your accent sucks mon. Yo mon I use da word "sucks" and "yo" and "mon" I hate you mon
Me: Oh no. How will I ever sleep at night?
Lloyd: ARGH!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!!! *Zaps a statue of Dart with his trition*
Albert: Yo mon why couldn't I be da king mon?
Me: Because I had to give Miranda a break...plus, it's just funnier to see you as a Jamacian crab.
Meru: NOOO DADDY!!!!!! I LOVE HIM DADDY!!!!! I HATE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!
Haschel: NO CLAIRE!!!!!!!!! *Crys*
Meru: *blink blink* HEY THIS IS MY PICTURE *pouts*
(As Meru is pouting and Lloyd is zapping, Haschel has another flashback of Claire in Rouge!)
All: *blink blink*
Lloyd: ARGH!!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!! *Accidently zaps Albert*
Albert: x_x
Me: You're gunna pay for that. STRIKER! RELEASE THE ANIMALS!
Striker: hehehe....*releases millions of Albert glompers*
Albert Glompers: YOU KILLED ALBERT YOU MUST DIE!!!! *Mobs Lloyd*
Wink: No! Don't kill Lloyd! *Shields him*
Me: Too late
Lloyd: x_x Not fair
Aerena: NOOO!! *Releases Lloyd glompers*
Lloyd Glompers: YOU KILLED LLOYD YOU MUST DIE!!! *Runs after Striker*
Striker: Wait a minute! I'm a fanfic author, I get eternal immunity
Lloyd Glompers: Dammit *leaves*
Aerena: YAY That means me too!! XD
All other authors: *cheers*
Dart: Hey, I want immunity, too!
Lloyd: Me too!
Me: No.
Dart and Lloyd: Damn you
Me: AND NO MORE GLOMPERS! They just start a vicious cycle that is very hard to stop -- the glompers of one character will kill another, and the glompers of THAT character will kill another, and it just goes on and on....there's gotta be a rule that says I'm only allowed to piss off a certain number of people per chapter....
Lavitz: Ah, c'mon Tina! It's our only form of entertainment!
Me: I would think YOU of all people would be the least willing to see Lloyd be avenged.
Lavitz: True, true
Rose: Tina -- you might wanna revive Albert and Lloyd quickly I dunno how long that cage is gunna hold them....
Glompers: *bite scratch hiss*
Me: Fine *revives the two*
Lloyd and Albert: @_@
Shana: I think we've had enough of that.....
Albert: Ya mon
~ ~THE END~ ~
A/N: I think I might get in trouble for that last little bit. NO FLAMES PLEASE!