A/N: Ya know, I've been playing Kingdom Hearts a lot lately (it's an addicting game) and I was thinking "maybe I could do a parody of this game" but then I realized -- I don't need to! Once I write the Tarzan, Hercules, and Nightmare Before Christmas parodies, I'll already have my very own Kingdom Hearts parody! Funny how things work out like that. By the way, Aladdin is my FAVORITE MOVIE EVER!!

Disclaimer: Don't own LoD. Or Disney. Disney owns me. Seriously.

Part Eight: Aladdin

Cast: Aladdin = Dart; Jasmine = Shana; Carpet = Guaraha

Me: Okay, so I'm going back to the one scene chapter.

All: ::cheers, very loudly::

Me: Aww, this is a great movie! I would think you guys would WANT to act it out!

All: Not with you directing!!

Me: &%!$ you all too. ACTION!!

(A romantic, magic carpet ride)

Dart and Shana: ::stare lovingly into each other's eyes::

(With Guaraha as the mode of transportation)

Guaraha: This is.....awkward.....

Me: Yeah, it's funny how you went from the props director to a prop

Guaraha: No, I meant with them ::points to Dart and Shana::

Dart and Shana: ::still staring lovingly into each other's eyes::

All: ::gags::

(Okay Doel [the other stage director], start the music)

Dart: ::singing:: I can show you the world -- shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

Me: Hey, he's not bad. Unlike some ::looks over at Miranda and Lloyd::

Miranda: ::gives me the finger::

Lloyd: It's your own fault for giving me Donny Osmond's voice!

Dart: ::continues singing:: A whole new world! A new fantastic point of view! No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming!

Me: Shana's turn....

All: ::braces for impact::

Shana: ::singing in a shrill voice, but still not as bad as Miranda:: A whole new world! A dazzling place I never knew! But when I'm way up here, it's crystal -- ::is knocked off the carpet as she collides with a tree branch:: ACK!

Dart: ::while the carpet is still in motion:: Shana? Shana?

Guaraha: mwhahahahaha.....

All: ::golf clap::

Me: God, why can't I find decent singers for this stupid fic?! I'll be in my trailer -- c'mon Aladdin!

Aladdin: ::shrugs, follows::

Jasmine: Hey!

Lauren: NO FAIR! You wouldn't let me keep Shang!!

Me: I am the director and Almighty Author. I get to keep Aladdin

Jasmine and Lauren: ::pouts::

THE END