Disclaimer: Don't own it...

We last left off our heroes fighting over my journal...whom I dubbed, Bob.

Simply name really,

what is Bob backwards?

Why..

.Bob of course

...simple name...that is all...SO...now you may find out whom my two friends are...you know...the ones that saved me?

Ring a bell?

Aw, you dudes are hopeless...

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The Author stood in the middle, between Naruto. Naruto

on her left and Kakashi on her right. The Author laughed evilly as she did Gai pose #342 while singing Poem from Taproot.

Naruto wore his normal black tank top, but he had cheetah shorts on with a wizard/beanie tiger hat on with a gold rim. In his hands, he held Paco, the Wonder Stick of Doom. Several carvings were embedded in Paco, brought to you by the jewelry section at Wal...uh...Well- Smart...no need to get sued now...

Kakashi...how ever...wore...uhh- well..

.nothing.

Nothing except for the cheetah loincloth and lion legs around his neck...and his hitai-ate headband and mask...

The Author...me...how ever wore normal clothes...a red Areopostale sweatshirt with black shorts that had silver and bronze chains on 'em. I did not have time to go to Jungle Gap and purchase loincloths and all of that other shit our four fathers once called clothes.

Author: I SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE AUTHORESS! MWHAHAHA! COME! KAKASHI AND SON OF KAKASHI! WE ATTACK!

:: Takes a swig of Sake ::

Sasuke: THE AUTHOR IS A GIRL?! HOLY SHIT!

Sakura: Son of Kakashi? OMG! The author has the Sake!

That's why she's been acting all weird!

They are all drunk! And what the fuck are they wearing...I mean...the author

(Author cuts Sakura off and says her name is now the Authoress)

...Uh...I mean the Authoress' clothes look like shit! Naruto looks VERY 21st century though...not to mention hot...

Sasuke: What did you say?

Sakura: Nothing.

Authoress: NOW! KAKASHI! BEFORE WE ATTACK, WE MUST GO THROUGH YOUR CUBS BABTISIM! MWHAHAHA!

Kakashi: Yes m'am...

:: Holds up Naruto but Naruto kicks Kakashi in the balls ::

Naruto: I don't want to get fwaking baptized!

Naruto runs around as this freaky bright light follows him around and around while this huge lion in the clouds is yelling at him to stay the fuck still.

"NARU-SIMBA! STAY THE FUCK STILL AND GET FUCKING BABTIZED! THIS IS NO LONGER FUCKING CNN! ( Kung Pow Enter the Fist )"

Mufasa said as leaves and herbs blew everywhere from 'The light'.

Sasuke: OMG! ITS ITACHI! :: Points to Mufasa :: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: Throws Kunai at Mufasa and strikes him in the balls ::

"ROAR!!!! OH MY FWAKING GOD!! GOD DAMNIT!! SIMBA!! GET ME A FWAKING BEER!" Mufasa said as the light faded quickly and the clouds went back to normal as Naruto jumped onto the platform.

Authoress: Now that THAT'S done...ATTACK!

:: points at Sakura and Sasuke :::

:: Kakashi ,Naruto and I take a swig of Sake as we run down the hill to attack Sakura and Sasuke ::

Sakura: SHIT! KAKASHI IS GOING TO ATTACK US! CRAP! SASUKE! WHAT DO WE DO?!

Sasuke: I know! Since I'm the boy character in this fan fiction...I have to think of everything! Sakura! Catch!

:: Throws a Water Bottle of Doom 2004X at Sakura ::

Sakura: OKAY! TAKE THIS NARUTO!

Sakura squirted Naruto in the eye. Naruto fell back as he screamed and clenched his eyeball

Authoress: OH NO! CHIA HEAD, SON OF KAKASHI...! ARE YOU OKAY?

Naruto: IM FINE! MY EYE STINGS THOUGH!

Naruto said, as his eye grew puffy and red.

Sakura: What is in this?

Sasuke: Wasabi and Hot Sauce....

Sakura: Oh...

Sakura proceeded to squirt Naruto in his other eye as the other one started to swell up and spaz uncontrollably.

Sasuke squirted at Kakashi's mask where his mouth should be. It went into Kakashi's mouth and he started to cough.

Kakahshi: MASTER! WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS?!

Authoress:

:: Stops running and faces Kakashi ::

How the fuck should I know? I'm just a writer...

Sasuke: NOW!

:: Jumps on the Authoress as he put a straight jacket on her and then advances onto Kakashi, who is still gagging from the spiciness. ::

Sakura jumped on Naruto...who was walking around and feeling stuff with his hands since his eyes were swelled up. Sakura put a straight jacket on him as well.

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An hour later after the ambulance magically appeared out of nowhere and the cops came with reporters and whatever...

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Sasuke walked around behind the Authoress' throne and noticed a broken bottle of Sake. He picked up a piece and looked at the label, the same warning from all of the other Sake bottles.

'Eh...what the heck...a souvenir...' Sasuke thought as he stashed the broken piece into his pocket.

Sakura watched as the Authoress, Naruto and Kakashi were strapped down onto a stretcher and put into separate Ambulances to go to the hospital and get their stomachs pumped from all of the Sake they drank.

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8 months later

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I moved on...back to my computer and such.... Naruto went back to acting like a moron and Kakashi went on with reading his gay books.

But there's something missing here...

How did Kakashi get his hands on that Sake bottle?

We will find out soon enough.

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The teams Apartment

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On top of their 40' inch T.V stood the piece of that wicked Sake Bottle from 8 months ago.

It was on a stand and it wore out its sharpness. The Warning Label was still on it...

oh yes

...but now it was peeling off. No one ever noticed this since they only kept the broken bottle there for kicks, a reminder to never drink messed up bottles of sake.

Behind the Sake was Framed certificates for

The Water Bottle of Doom2004X.

Its brother, The Water Bottle of Doom.

Its cousin, The Water Bottle of Doom with 19 Band-Aids of Doom.

Its 2nd cousin, The Water Bottle of Doom With 19 Band-Aids of Doom That No Matter How Many Times You Squirt Keeps Refilling.

And of course...

lets not forget their rivals...

Paco the Wonder Stick and its brother,

Paco The Wonder Stick of Doom.

The certificates certified that they were Heroes to the village and they were presented the keys to the Village.

But one night...as the Warning Label of the bottle of Sake peeled off...words started to appear behind the label...they read:

"ONICHIMARU-HU-HU-HU!

ONICHIMARU-HU-HU-HU!

ONICHIMARU-HU-HU-HU!"

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End

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There will be a sequal if you guys want me to write one.

Laterz...

:: does Gai pose #214 and sings Michael Jackson's, "Beat It" ::

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