I should REALLY be working on my various French projects, but... I don't
want to! So here's chapter 2 of Warrior Island - re-written!
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah... I don't own Soul Calibur II stuff...
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 2 - Monkey Crazed *~*
So... the warriors had split up in three groups. Yup. Three. The first group - consisting of Kilik, Talim, Xianghua, Mina, Yunsung, Maxi, Ivy and Link - was searching for monkeys... and civilization... but mainly monkeys! The second group - Cassandra, Sophitia, Nightmare, Astaroth, Cervantes, Taki and Necrid - were searching for food... well... were SUPPOSED to be searching for food. They were searching for monkeys also! But... it'll work out... right? ...right? RIGHT?? Ahem... moving along...
What's that? Uh... the others? The third group? Oh, yeah! Of course! Yoshimitsu, Charade, Voldo, Raphael and Mitsurugi were still on the shore... erm... looking out... or... something... uh... yeah...
Let us join each of the groups in their adventures of split-up-ed-ness...
"OK, I'm telling you all! This is really and truly Survivor!" Talim insisted, "Now we've even split up into TRIBES!"
Maxi rolled his eyes, "We're not in different tribes and we're not Survivor, kid."
"I still say that..." Talim began, before being interrupted by Yunsung...
"Hi, I'm Joe Probst... and welcome to Survivor: Warrior Island."
Everyone turned and stared at Yunsung wide-eyed... except for Talim, "AHA!! I knew it!! There ARE other people here who watch Survivor!" she exclaimed happily.
"I may have changed the channel during a commercial break while watching Friends," Yunsung said casually. This simply caused everyone's already wide- eyes to grow bigger in fear. "It's not my choice! Master Myong watches weird TV shows..."
"Suuuuuuuuure..." Ivy raised an eyebrow.
"I'm serious!!" Yunsung shouted.
"Of course you are," Ivy agreed in a completely sarcastic tone.
"No... seriously..." Yunsung continued.
"I was being serious," Ivy persisted.
"No you..." Yunsung began, and this time, Mina interrupted!
"Yunsung, my father doesn't choose to watch those TV shows. Hwang does."
Yunsung stared at Mina blankly, "Oh... um... I don't know which is creepier, so..."
"Hya!! Hyaaaaaaa!!!!!" Link screamed (If you couldn't guess it was him)
Kilik, being the only one who could understand Link, reacted, "Oh my God!! He sees a monkey!!"
"Let's kill it!" Xianghua suggested... no, wait... commanded.
"Nooooo!! We must tame it, not kill it!" Kilik protested.
"But, but..."
"Xianghua," Kilik said sternly.
"Fine!" Xianghua pouted.
"Um... I hate to ruin this fantasy of taming a monkey... but... well, how do we tame a monkey?" Maxi asked.
Link frantically jumped up and down, "Hyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no!! The monkey's getting away!" Kilik translated.
"I shall stop it!" Talim chased after the monkey.
"WAIT!!" Maxi yelled after her, "I want in on the monkey-taming!!" he, and all of the others joined Talim in pursuing the monkey.
~~~Meanwhile, on the shore~~~
"Namu, namu! Nam-U!!"
"Vloooooojadoooofwooo!!"
Chop, chop! Fence, fence! (A/N: Mwahaha... figure that out! XD)
Charade attempted to roll his eye back in his head... and you can guess who exactly did or said which of the other things above.
~~~With the second group~~~
"OK, here's the plan!" Taki commanded the 'team', "You guys can find the monkey, and I'll use my ninja moves to capture it!"
"Who put you in charge!?" Nightmare complained.
"I did! So deal with it!!" Taki ordered.
Nightmare muttered something under his breath... we don't know what it was... but Taki did... and she bitch slapped him. Mwahaha... "Ow!! Son of a..."
"No. Not 'son-of-a-bitch'. Just a bitch slap," Taki argued. Nightmare glared at Taki with a surprisingly un-threatening look.
Astaroth suddenly pointed to a tree excitedly, "Monkey, worms!!"
"Ew! The monkey has WORMS!?" Cassandra covered her mouth in disgust, "I'm SO not touching it!"
"Sis, I swear... one more mention of worms due to Astaroth and I WILL thwack (A/N: That's actually a word. o_0) you over the head with my shield!" Sophitia warned. Cassandra gave a disappointed look, but remained silent.
Cervantes inserted his comment, "You may all chase your monkeys - worm- infested or not - but I shall sit here because... uh... I am dead!!"
"You cannot live with that excuse forever," Necrid broke the truth. But... that didn't faze Cervantes...
"On the contrary, I cannot live at all!!" he broke into a mad fit of laughter.
The other warriors simply groaned, except Sophitia, "OK guys... let's all just ignore Cervantes and find a monkey." The warriors nodded in agreement, and Cervantes hung his head in shame.
"Attention, everyone!" Nightmare said rather officially, "I see a monkey! It is over there!!" he did not point. Heh... that freak of nature... And yet... everyone magically got the idea of where the monkey was and they chased it.
~~~What's up with Group One??~~~
"Don't let it get away!" Maxi called back to the others,
"We've almost got it!!" Talim announced.
"I just know I'm going to trip on something!!" Kilik predicted.
"HYA!!!" you-know-who shouted.
"I don't even know why I'm chasing this stupid primate!!" Xianghua whined.
"Stupid ape! Stupid ape!" Mina kept repeating to herself.
"I swear, I am NOT meant to be chasing monkeys!" Ivy said, frantically trying to keep to from falling.
"Whooooooo!!" well, Yunsung wasn't complaining. Those young people - full of energy!
~~~And Group Two...~~~
"Almost there!" Nightmare declared joyfully.
"Slow down! I'm dead here!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cervantes laughed at himself.
"Oh, SHUT UP, or else!!" Taki warned.
"If this monkey bites me, I'm suing!" Sophitia suddenly had fears of the random monkey.
"Must... catch... monkey... WORMS!!" Astaroth seemed rather focused on catching the monkey.
"Why... I repeat - WHY would you want monkey worms!?" Cassandra asked... BANG!!, "Ow!! SIS!! What was THAT for!?" Sophitia shot a glare at Cassandra, "Oh... Right... worms..."
"That's it... we're almost..." Necrid stopped mid-sentence at sight of... "OH NO!!!!!!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!
~~~With Shore Peoples~~
"Cheat!" Yoshimitsu shouted.
Voldo frowned and pulled the huge pile of card towards himself, "Vraaaashaaaa!!"
"Yeah. Vrasha... Too bad. You'll have to deal with the fact that you didn't have any sevens. Now... two eights," Yoshimitsu threw down two cards.
~~~As for the others~~~
"Ah, man! Why weren't you guys watching where you were going?!" Yunsung complained, "My ass is killing me now!"
"US?! What about you... you... reckless-teenager-who-informs-us-of-too- much!!" Sophitia shouted.
"Hey..." Yunsung sounded insulted, "I'm eighteen! I'm an adult!" he nodded to confirm his statement.
Kilik stared at Yunsung oddly, "Yeah... that's... great, Yunsung. But... more importantly - Why the hell are you all here!?"
"We were chasing a monkey," Taki replied.
"What!?" Xianghua exclaimed, "WE were chasing a monkey!!"
Cassandra retorted, "Why would YOU be chasing a monkey!? The monkey were OUR job!"
"Excuse me?" Mina raised an eyebrow, "No they weren't!"
"Then whose job were they!?" Cassandra asked.
"Uh... I believe it was... oh, yes! OUR'S!!" Mina yelled.
Rage filled Necrid's eyes, "No, they were not! You were supposed to get the food!!"
"I beg to differ!" Talim... well... differed.
"You do that, I'll just be right!" Necrid stuck his mutated tongue out at Talim.
"All right, everyone stop this nonsense!" Ivy took charge, "We al lost the monkey, and we're all hungry for real food! So... I suggest that we decide who finds what now!"
Cricket... cricket...
Astaroth broke the silence, "I suggest we go back to shore and get the others to search, worms!"
"Eeeeew!! Worms!!" Cassandra predictably commented... BANG!! "Ow!! Sis! Stop it!!"
"Ahem..." Sophitia spoke innocently, "I agree with that suggestion."
"Me, too!" Maxi concurred, "To the shore we go!!"
~~~At the shore...~~~
"Vloooshwoooo, dwoooooo, shwaaaa!" Voldo suggested. That's right... he was suggesting something.
"Indeed it is funner to play 'Bullshit' than 'Cheat' because you get to shout 'BULLSHIT!' whenever someone is cheating, or whatever... but still..." Yoshimitsu pondered.
"Flaaahgwa!!" Voldo screamed.
Yoshimitsu wagged a disapproving finger, "Tsk, tsk. Game or not game - don't swear." Voldo pouted. He wanted to swear because it's fun. Yeah...
Nightmare walked up, "All right, slackers! We're back and YOU'RE taking over!" Instead of an object, Charade ran up to Nightmare, stole Soul Edge from him and hugged it. Nightmare stared blankly, "Uh... give me back my sword." Tears fell from Charade's eye.
"Aw..." everyone chorused.
"Argh!" Nightmare rolled his eyes.
"Only I, Cervantes, may say 'argh'!"
Taki looked at him, "Cervantes..."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Aw..."
Talim walked up to Raphael and Mitsurugi who were... fighting! (A/N: Did you guess it? XD) "Please... stop fighting!" she pleaded. Naturally, the two completely ignored her... those bastards!
"Allow me," Kilik offered. He took Kali-Yuga and knocked them apart.
"AAAAH!!" they both screamed... girlishly! I couldn't resist.
"Good. You're not fighting," Kilik said, "Now... you're both joining Charade, Yoshimitsu and the other one..."
"Vlooosdwoooo!!" Voldo shouted.
"Uh... yeah! Vloshdwoo!" Kilik corrected unsurely AND incorrectly, "You'll join them in searching for monkeys and food! That's right... BOTH!! So get going!" he whacked Raphael and Mitsurugi in the ass with Kali-Yuga.
"Ow!!" Raphael whined, "All right! We are going! Now stop your rod-hitting- ness!"
"Now why would I do that? And... nice grammar," Kilik chuckled.
"So we do not kick your ass!" Mitsurugi threatened.
Kilik smirked, "I'd like to see you try."
"Watch me!!" Mitsurugi unsheathed his blade, but was stopped when Ivy whipped him with Valentine. "YAAAH!!" Mitsurugi ran around in circles.
"Now, slave! Go! Find monkeys and food!" Ivy whipped Mitsurugi again.
"All right! I'm going..." Mitsurugi walked away while rubbing his wounds. Raphael, Charade, Yoshimitsu and Voldo followed.
"Hya!! Hyaaaaaa, hy, aaaaa, ya!!" Link exclaimed.
"He says..." Kilik translated, "Now that they're gone, let's make the best of the situation and PAR-TAY!!"
And so everyone left on the shore stayed up late into the night partying. Oh... how I wish I were there...
*~* End of Chapter 2 *~*
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Meh... that chapter was definitely funnier in script format. *sigh* Oh well! 'Twas still OK, right? Please review and tell me!
To Sea Wolf - The tar shall always remain! Mwahahaha...
To Black Triforce - Yes, I already wrote it, but it got deleted and I had to change the format and... yeah... (Computer: Run-on sentence) Stupid computer!! Ahem...
To Xingy - I know!! Script format rocks, but noooo! Argh! And... please to repost SC Mansion and write more! 'Twas funny!! ^_^
To Cj - o_0 *shifts away from you* Yeah... bad format. Erm... *cowers* You're scaring me! And... what screen name?
To High King Isaac - But Link not talking is all part of the... thing... yeah... And no Link/Talim in this story. Sorry, dude! But Link isn't even a true SC character (No offence to Link, I love The Legend of Zelda, but... no...)
To Evil-Godess - Yeah! It's back!! Good to see you reviewing! ^_^
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah... I don't own Soul Calibur II stuff...
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 2 - Monkey Crazed *~*
So... the warriors had split up in three groups. Yup. Three. The first group - consisting of Kilik, Talim, Xianghua, Mina, Yunsung, Maxi, Ivy and Link - was searching for monkeys... and civilization... but mainly monkeys! The second group - Cassandra, Sophitia, Nightmare, Astaroth, Cervantes, Taki and Necrid - were searching for food... well... were SUPPOSED to be searching for food. They were searching for monkeys also! But... it'll work out... right? ...right? RIGHT?? Ahem... moving along...
What's that? Uh... the others? The third group? Oh, yeah! Of course! Yoshimitsu, Charade, Voldo, Raphael and Mitsurugi were still on the shore... erm... looking out... or... something... uh... yeah...
Let us join each of the groups in their adventures of split-up-ed-ness...
"OK, I'm telling you all! This is really and truly Survivor!" Talim insisted, "Now we've even split up into TRIBES!"
Maxi rolled his eyes, "We're not in different tribes and we're not Survivor, kid."
"I still say that..." Talim began, before being interrupted by Yunsung...
"Hi, I'm Joe Probst... and welcome to Survivor: Warrior Island."
Everyone turned and stared at Yunsung wide-eyed... except for Talim, "AHA!! I knew it!! There ARE other people here who watch Survivor!" she exclaimed happily.
"I may have changed the channel during a commercial break while watching Friends," Yunsung said casually. This simply caused everyone's already wide- eyes to grow bigger in fear. "It's not my choice! Master Myong watches weird TV shows..."
"Suuuuuuuuure..." Ivy raised an eyebrow.
"I'm serious!!" Yunsung shouted.
"Of course you are," Ivy agreed in a completely sarcastic tone.
"No... seriously..." Yunsung continued.
"I was being serious," Ivy persisted.
"No you..." Yunsung began, and this time, Mina interrupted!
"Yunsung, my father doesn't choose to watch those TV shows. Hwang does."
Yunsung stared at Mina blankly, "Oh... um... I don't know which is creepier, so..."
"Hya!! Hyaaaaaaa!!!!!" Link screamed (If you couldn't guess it was him)
Kilik, being the only one who could understand Link, reacted, "Oh my God!! He sees a monkey!!"
"Let's kill it!" Xianghua suggested... no, wait... commanded.
"Nooooo!! We must tame it, not kill it!" Kilik protested.
"But, but..."
"Xianghua," Kilik said sternly.
"Fine!" Xianghua pouted.
"Um... I hate to ruin this fantasy of taming a monkey... but... well, how do we tame a monkey?" Maxi asked.
Link frantically jumped up and down, "Hyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no!! The monkey's getting away!" Kilik translated.
"I shall stop it!" Talim chased after the monkey.
"WAIT!!" Maxi yelled after her, "I want in on the monkey-taming!!" he, and all of the others joined Talim in pursuing the monkey.
~~~Meanwhile, on the shore~~~
"Namu, namu! Nam-U!!"
"Vloooooojadoooofwooo!!"
Chop, chop! Fence, fence! (A/N: Mwahaha... figure that out! XD)
Charade attempted to roll his eye back in his head... and you can guess who exactly did or said which of the other things above.
~~~With the second group~~~
"OK, here's the plan!" Taki commanded the 'team', "You guys can find the monkey, and I'll use my ninja moves to capture it!"
"Who put you in charge!?" Nightmare complained.
"I did! So deal with it!!" Taki ordered.
Nightmare muttered something under his breath... we don't know what it was... but Taki did... and she bitch slapped him. Mwahaha... "Ow!! Son of a..."
"No. Not 'son-of-a-bitch'. Just a bitch slap," Taki argued. Nightmare glared at Taki with a surprisingly un-threatening look.
Astaroth suddenly pointed to a tree excitedly, "Monkey, worms!!"
"Ew! The monkey has WORMS!?" Cassandra covered her mouth in disgust, "I'm SO not touching it!"
"Sis, I swear... one more mention of worms due to Astaroth and I WILL thwack (A/N: That's actually a word. o_0) you over the head with my shield!" Sophitia warned. Cassandra gave a disappointed look, but remained silent.
Cervantes inserted his comment, "You may all chase your monkeys - worm- infested or not - but I shall sit here because... uh... I am dead!!"
"You cannot live with that excuse forever," Necrid broke the truth. But... that didn't faze Cervantes...
"On the contrary, I cannot live at all!!" he broke into a mad fit of laughter.
The other warriors simply groaned, except Sophitia, "OK guys... let's all just ignore Cervantes and find a monkey." The warriors nodded in agreement, and Cervantes hung his head in shame.
"Attention, everyone!" Nightmare said rather officially, "I see a monkey! It is over there!!" he did not point. Heh... that freak of nature... And yet... everyone magically got the idea of where the monkey was and they chased it.
~~~What's up with Group One??~~~
"Don't let it get away!" Maxi called back to the others,
"We've almost got it!!" Talim announced.
"I just know I'm going to trip on something!!" Kilik predicted.
"HYA!!!" you-know-who shouted.
"I don't even know why I'm chasing this stupid primate!!" Xianghua whined.
"Stupid ape! Stupid ape!" Mina kept repeating to herself.
"I swear, I am NOT meant to be chasing monkeys!" Ivy said, frantically trying to keep to from falling.
"Whooooooo!!" well, Yunsung wasn't complaining. Those young people - full of energy!
~~~And Group Two...~~~
"Almost there!" Nightmare declared joyfully.
"Slow down! I'm dead here!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cervantes laughed at himself.
"Oh, SHUT UP, or else!!" Taki warned.
"If this monkey bites me, I'm suing!" Sophitia suddenly had fears of the random monkey.
"Must... catch... monkey... WORMS!!" Astaroth seemed rather focused on catching the monkey.
"Why... I repeat - WHY would you want monkey worms!?" Cassandra asked... BANG!!, "Ow!! SIS!! What was THAT for!?" Sophitia shot a glare at Cassandra, "Oh... Right... worms..."
"That's it... we're almost..." Necrid stopped mid-sentence at sight of... "OH NO!!!!!!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!
~~~With Shore Peoples~~
"Cheat!" Yoshimitsu shouted.
Voldo frowned and pulled the huge pile of card towards himself, "Vraaaashaaaa!!"
"Yeah. Vrasha... Too bad. You'll have to deal with the fact that you didn't have any sevens. Now... two eights," Yoshimitsu threw down two cards.
~~~As for the others~~~
"Ah, man! Why weren't you guys watching where you were going?!" Yunsung complained, "My ass is killing me now!"
"US?! What about you... you... reckless-teenager-who-informs-us-of-too- much!!" Sophitia shouted.
"Hey..." Yunsung sounded insulted, "I'm eighteen! I'm an adult!" he nodded to confirm his statement.
Kilik stared at Yunsung oddly, "Yeah... that's... great, Yunsung. But... more importantly - Why the hell are you all here!?"
"We were chasing a monkey," Taki replied.
"What!?" Xianghua exclaimed, "WE were chasing a monkey!!"
Cassandra retorted, "Why would YOU be chasing a monkey!? The monkey were OUR job!"
"Excuse me?" Mina raised an eyebrow, "No they weren't!"
"Then whose job were they!?" Cassandra asked.
"Uh... I believe it was... oh, yes! OUR'S!!" Mina yelled.
Rage filled Necrid's eyes, "No, they were not! You were supposed to get the food!!"
"I beg to differ!" Talim... well... differed.
"You do that, I'll just be right!" Necrid stuck his mutated tongue out at Talim.
"All right, everyone stop this nonsense!" Ivy took charge, "We al lost the monkey, and we're all hungry for real food! So... I suggest that we decide who finds what now!"
Cricket... cricket...
Astaroth broke the silence, "I suggest we go back to shore and get the others to search, worms!"
"Eeeeew!! Worms!!" Cassandra predictably commented... BANG!! "Ow!! Sis! Stop it!!"
"Ahem..." Sophitia spoke innocently, "I agree with that suggestion."
"Me, too!" Maxi concurred, "To the shore we go!!"
~~~At the shore...~~~
"Vloooshwoooo, dwoooooo, shwaaaa!" Voldo suggested. That's right... he was suggesting something.
"Indeed it is funner to play 'Bullshit' than 'Cheat' because you get to shout 'BULLSHIT!' whenever someone is cheating, or whatever... but still..." Yoshimitsu pondered.
"Flaaahgwa!!" Voldo screamed.
Yoshimitsu wagged a disapproving finger, "Tsk, tsk. Game or not game - don't swear." Voldo pouted. He wanted to swear because it's fun. Yeah...
Nightmare walked up, "All right, slackers! We're back and YOU'RE taking over!" Instead of an object, Charade ran up to Nightmare, stole Soul Edge from him and hugged it. Nightmare stared blankly, "Uh... give me back my sword." Tears fell from Charade's eye.
"Aw..." everyone chorused.
"Argh!" Nightmare rolled his eyes.
"Only I, Cervantes, may say 'argh'!"
Taki looked at him, "Cervantes..."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
"Aw..."
Talim walked up to Raphael and Mitsurugi who were... fighting! (A/N: Did you guess it? XD) "Please... stop fighting!" she pleaded. Naturally, the two completely ignored her... those bastards!
"Allow me," Kilik offered. He took Kali-Yuga and knocked them apart.
"AAAAH!!" they both screamed... girlishly! I couldn't resist.
"Good. You're not fighting," Kilik said, "Now... you're both joining Charade, Yoshimitsu and the other one..."
"Vlooosdwoooo!!" Voldo shouted.
"Uh... yeah! Vloshdwoo!" Kilik corrected unsurely AND incorrectly, "You'll join them in searching for monkeys and food! That's right... BOTH!! So get going!" he whacked Raphael and Mitsurugi in the ass with Kali-Yuga.
"Ow!!" Raphael whined, "All right! We are going! Now stop your rod-hitting- ness!"
"Now why would I do that? And... nice grammar," Kilik chuckled.
"So we do not kick your ass!" Mitsurugi threatened.
Kilik smirked, "I'd like to see you try."
"Watch me!!" Mitsurugi unsheathed his blade, but was stopped when Ivy whipped him with Valentine. "YAAAH!!" Mitsurugi ran around in circles.
"Now, slave! Go! Find monkeys and food!" Ivy whipped Mitsurugi again.
"All right! I'm going..." Mitsurugi walked away while rubbing his wounds. Raphael, Charade, Yoshimitsu and Voldo followed.
"Hya!! Hyaaaaaa, hy, aaaaa, ya!!" Link exclaimed.
"He says..." Kilik translated, "Now that they're gone, let's make the best of the situation and PAR-TAY!!"
And so everyone left on the shore stayed up late into the night partying. Oh... how I wish I were there...
*~* End of Chapter 2 *~*
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Meh... that chapter was definitely funnier in script format. *sigh* Oh well! 'Twas still OK, right? Please review and tell me!
To Sea Wolf - The tar shall always remain! Mwahahaha...
To Black Triforce - Yes, I already wrote it, but it got deleted and I had to change the format and... yeah... (Computer: Run-on sentence) Stupid computer!! Ahem...
To Xingy - I know!! Script format rocks, but noooo! Argh! And... please to repost SC Mansion and write more! 'Twas funny!! ^_^
To Cj - o_0 *shifts away from you* Yeah... bad format. Erm... *cowers* You're scaring me! And... what screen name?
To High King Isaac - But Link not talking is all part of the... thing... yeah... And no Link/Talim in this story. Sorry, dude! But Link isn't even a true SC character (No offence to Link, I love The Legend of Zelda, but... no...)
To Evil-Godess - Yeah! It's back!! Good to see you reviewing! ^_^