You know what? The Japanese Soul Calibur II voices sound weird after
listening to the English ones for so long. o.0 *has just listened to them*
Hee hee! They're amusing! Listen to Yunsung's manly voice... *cough, cough*
Anyway... here is chapter 3!
Disclaimer: As always, I don't own them or their fun Japanese voices.
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 3 - We need fooood! *~*
Yoshmitsu, Voldo, Charade, Raphael and Mitsurugi then set out to search for monkeys - I mean food!! Food is more important than monkeys! It doesn't matter what everyone says! GAH!! I'm confused!! I'll just go into a new paragraph. Yes... that will clear my mind... this is what's up on the shore...
All of the warriors who were previously partying have now gone to sleep for the night... because... well... sleep is always nice after partying. Wait a second... one of the warriors was awake! Why it's...
"Worms, worms!" Astaroth sung happily with a freakishly huge grin on his face. And that is about all that's happening on shore as of this moment. But with the others...
~~~With the others, yo~~~
Raphael was watching his step as he walked through the forest. A rich Frenchman and a muddy forest do not mix. A manly samurai and a muddy forest, on the other hand... well... that doesn't mix either. And to save some time - neither do a living piece of a sword, a masked man with fake arm, nor a voice-impaired whatever-the-hell-Voldo-is.
"Walking through this revolting forest-island-place, searching for food, is NOT my idea of dignified... ness..." Raphael stopped and pondered what he was trying to say.
Mitsurugi raised an eyebrow, "Being dignified?"
"Exactly!!" Raphael exclaimed before slipping in a puddle of mud. (A/N: *giggle* Puddle of Mudd!! Ahem... back to the story...) "ACK!! This is disgusting! Revolting! Hideous! Ghastly! Appalling! Horrid! Repulsive! Um..."
"Are you done now?" Mitsurugi questioned.
"I think I have one more left in me..." Raphael thought of the perfect word, "OFFENSIVE!!"
"Got that right," Yoshimitsu chimed in, "Your stench is veeeeery offensive."
Raphael suddenly shouted, "Tu es idiote!!"
Yoshimitsu gasped insult... ed... ly... "Did you just say 'tu'!? As in second person SINGULAR!? Respect your elders!" he flicked Raphael's forehead, "It is 'vous'!"
"Ow..." Raphael rubbed his forehead.
"Vlooshwooooooo?" Voldo asked... I think...
Raphael, Mitsurugi and Charade stared in confusion until Yoshimitsu cleared the air, "I shall reply to his question - No! We may not search for monkeys yet!"
"Zloo..." Voldo looked disappointed.
Charade's eye wandered and became way. He remained fixated on one spot and jumped up and down. Everyone else stared at him. "Aw... he's going to sleep tonight," Mitsurugi said in a frightening-ly fatherly voice.
"I believe that he wants our attention," Yoshimitsu guessed.
"Glooshwoo," Voldo commented. That's right. Commented.
"Yes, I'm aware that he isn't doing a very good job of it."
Rage filled Charade's eye and he... smacked Raphael upside the head!! "Ow!! Why does everyone always hurt... I mean... son of a... I mean... Well, I never!" Raphael decided on a way to express being shocked.
"Haha!!" Mitsurugi broke into a fit of laughter, "That's such a girly line!" he clutched his side to ease the pain of laughter. Raphael growled before attacking Mitsurugi causing another fight between the two adversaries. Yoshimitsu and Voldo remained silent, and Charade simply looked annoyed.
~~~On the shoreline~~~
The majority of the warriors were still asleep, but now Talim had been awakened by... Nightmare's snoring! "Pst! Nightmare!" Talim whispered. Nightmare remained asleep and just snored louder. Talim was growing angry, "Nightmare!" she repeated - a little louder. Nightmare's snoring grew even louder. "Nightmare!!" Talim said in a normal speaking tone. Nightmare then snored as humanly... or... swordly as possible. Everyone else somehow still slept, but Talim lost her cool, "NIGHTMARE!! WAKE UP!!!!" Slash! She pulled out her blades and slashed his sorry ass.
Nightmare jumped up and ran in circles, "Aaaah!! It burnsssss!!" he screamed.
"Oops..." Talim covered her mouth to keep from giggling, "Maybe I shouldn't have hit him THAT hard..." All of the sleeping warriors got up to see what all of the commotion was about.
"How DARE you interrupt my beauty sleep!?" Xianghua exclaimed.
"Like this!" Yunsung poked Xianghua.
"Stop that," she said calmly. Yunsung poked her again... and again... and... "Stop your infernal poking, child!!"
Yunsung seemed offended, "I'm not a child! I'm a young person!" he added proudly.
"Yeah, yeah... we know," Mina rolled her eyes, "Why are we awake, anyway?" Everyone pondered for a moment, and then turned to Nightmare, who was - you guessed it - running around in circles.
"Oh... right..." the somewhat-sane warriors chorused.
Nightmare then tripped on a rock and screamed. Of course... he was still in pain. In fact, he was in even more pain than before. Perhaps if he'd thought to run into the water his pain would be relieved, but no... he didn't think of that. But now I am rambling some pointless junk and moving away from the plot so let's go onward to the plot which really doesn't exist but anyway... wow! What a run-on sentence!
"Helloooo!!" Astaroth greeted when he walked up to the warriors.
Kilik looked at the golem in confusion, "What are YOU so happy about?"
"It's WORM DAY!!"
Cassandra looked appalled, "Ew!! Worms!!"
"Sis!" Sophitia warned.
"What?" Cassandra asked, "I think that he was really talking about worms this time!"
"No he wasn't...Sophitia protested, "...was he?"
Taki motioned her head to something behind Sophitia, "Turn around."
"Huh?" Sophitia turned around in to see Astaroth dangling a big, juicy worm in front of her face, "Ew!!! GROSS!!"
"Hm..." Necrid scratched his chin in thought, "Hm again..." he walked up to Astaroth and grab the worm, "Yes... that's it..." he popped the worm in his mouth and ate it.
The warriors' eyes grew wide, "Yuck!!"
"Yum!" Necrid smiled.
Maxi wrinkled his nose in disgust, "OK... I'm disturbed."
"Me, too." Taki agreed.
"Me, three." Xianghua added.
"Me..." Astaroth began, "What comes after three?" Everyone simply shook their heads and proceeded with what they were doing. Astaroth was sad. Poor, poor Astaroth...
"Say, guys..." Talim got the attention of the group and she pointed to Nightmare who was - once again - running around in circles.
"I'll take care of this," Maxi offered. He pulled out his nunchucku and hit Nightmare.
"Aaah!!" Nightmare fell flat on his face. He lifted his head to see Astaroth hanging a worm in front of him! "Eeeeeeek!!" the warriors stared at Nightmare oddly for a moment. Nightmare cleared his throat, "Ahem... let us never speak of this again." Everyone simply nodded slowly and then there was a long silence, broken by Necrid;
"Ugh... I don't feel good..."
"Don't tell me that that honestly surprises you," Kilik said.
"Actually..." Necrid began, "Excuse me!" he ran off into the woods.
~~~With the search party~~~
Everyone was gathered around Charade, trying to figure out what he was trying to say. What was so complex to figure out? Why, Charade was pointing to a tree, of course! WHAT!? You actually understand what he was trying to say?? Man... you're good. Anyway...
"I swear... it's like we're playing charades," Mitsurugi observed.
Raphael rolled his eyes, "Convenient, considering his name."
"His name?" Mitsurugi pondered for a moment, "Oh!! His name is CHARADE!! And Charade is charades without an S!!"
"Aren't you the smart one," Raphael commented sarcastically.
"Flooshdwoo!!" Voldo suggested... again.
Yoshimitsu smacked him upside the head, "No! He does NOT see a monkey!"
"Maybe we should look where he's pointing," Raphael thought aloud.
"Maybe you should shut up," said Mitsurugi.
"Gr... Well I'M looking up!" Raphael looked up. Excitement grew in Charade's eye as Raphael took notice to the... "Ananas!!"
"Huh?" all of the English-speaking warriors said, dumbfounded.
Raphael sighed, "Oh, you all really must learn French!"
"Uh huh..."
"Pineapples!!" Raphael explained.
"OH!!" Yoshimitsu finally understood, "But how shall we pick them?"
"Like this!!" Mitsurugi proposed as he pulled out his sword and chopped down the tree.
"I said 'pick', but that'll do..." they all proceeded in gathering pineapples.
~~~Back at shore~~~
"I'm soooo hungry..." Yunsung complained.
"So am I," Mina clutched her growling stomach.
Yunsung objected, "But young people - like me - need more food!"
"Gr... I'm young, too!" Mina shouted.
"No you're not," Yunsung disagreed, "Once you turn twenty, you are no longer young."
"Well I'm still hungry!!" Mina whined.
As if answering their complaints, Mitsurugi walked up with an armful of pineapples, "Guess what we found!"
"A monkey??" the warriors asked hopefully.
"No... Ananas!!" Raphael dropped his pineapples in front of him.
"Pineapples?" Sophitia asked with excitement growing in her voice, "I LOVE PINEAPPLES!!" she tackled Raphael.
"Aaah!! Just take them!!" Raphael gave in out of fear.
Sophitia smiled, "Yay!" she began eating pineapples, along with the others.
Yoshimitsu looked around, "Wait... where is Necrid?"
Necrid walked out of the forest, "Ugh... right here..."
"And what about Ivy and Cervantes?"
"Oh! Those two? I saw them in the woods, too! I don't know what they were doing... but I heard them say something like 'DIE!!' and the other said 'I can't!! I'm already dead!!' Insert maniacal laughter here," Necrid replied, "And the other one was there, too!"
"Other one?"
"Yeah! The one in the green skirt-dress-thing!"
Link then ran up, screaming, "Hya!! Hyaaaaaa!!!!!"
"He says he resents that and that it's a tunic," Kilik translated.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Necrid wasn't really paying attention, "Aren't the others with you, Greeny?"
"Ya, hyaaaaa, ya, ya."
"They're still fighting of course," Kilik replied for him.
"Let us go and destroy their souls!!" Nightmare randomly said.
Astaroth then added innocently, "But Cervantes does not..."
"If you finish that sentence, I swear that I'll kill you," Taki threatened monotonously. Astaroth hung his head in shame.
"Ahem... as I was saying; let's go find them!" Nightmare took charge of their little posse. No one really paid any attention to Nightmare since they were eating pineapple.
There was a long silence, but Maxi broke it, "Yo! Are we going or not??"
Taki shrugged, "Sure, why not?" all of the warriors headed deep into the woods, where...
~~~In the woods~~~
Ivy stood in front of Cervantes. She snapped Valentine and whipped Cervantes, "Why won't you DIE!?!?"
"Quite simply because I am already dead! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Cervantes mocked.
"That's it!!" Ivy screamed, "You've used that lousy pun for the last time!!" she entangled Cervantes in her sword and sat on him.
"Ah!! Being sat on!! My one weakness!!"
"All right, father..." Ivy smirked, "I'll let you go when you admit that just because you are dead, you are not the most powerful being in this world."
Cervantes groaned, "Fine! I..." just as he began his pleading, the others walked into the clearing.
"HAHA!!" Mitsurugi laughed, "This is a classic scene of amusement!"
"Hee hee! And how!" Xianghua added.
"What a wimp!" Necrid scoffed.
Cassandra giggled, "You have no idea how funny this looks!!"
"On the contrary, I'm aware that it looks hilarious," Ivy smirked again, "Father, weren't you about to say something?"
"Aw, jeez! Not in front of EVERYONE!!" Cervantes moaned.
"Come on... just say it!" Yunsung pleaded, "We could all use more laughter!"
"Grr... FINE! Just because I'm dead..." Cervantes began, "... doesn't mean I'm the most powerful being." Everyone else burst into a fit of laughter. "There is no pride left in me..." Cervantes lied down on the ground.
"Ah, sleep! Not a bad idea!" Talim smiled, "Since NIGHTMARE woke me up!" she lied down, as well.
Nightmare scratched his head in confusion, "Wait...how did I wake you up?"
"Just go to sleep!" Kilik pushed Nightmare down, and then proceeded to go to sleep as well. All of the others did the same.
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Hee hee!! That chapter actually took me a lot of time to re-write. o_0 Anyhoo... did you like it? Please review and let me know! Chapter 4 shall be up when I can! But I have a French speech and geography project and other fanfics to update. Yeah...
To Xingy - Yes, yes! Re-post! Soon, soon!! @_@
To Sea Wolf - But my Nightmare bit was classic! Well... Kilik shall get into a sticky predicament at some point. I assure ye! I know how you enjoy seeing Kilik in peril! XD
To Abby-normal - Here's chapter 3! ^_^ Hope you enjoyed it! (It certainly didn't help make you take Cevantes any more serious, eh? XD)
To shigromia - Thanks so much! I'm so glad that you like my fic! Your review made my day! ^_^
To PhantomMonkey - Exactly! Bitch-slaps always add to amusement! *nods*
To Lady-Drakin - Ah, my dear friend! Indeed it takes a hell of a lot longer to write story format. Like... 2 hours. @_@ Of course... I was on the phone and watching TV at the same time but... ssh! ^.~
To Xenomina - Heh... that WOULD be rather amusing. Yunsung hitting on people... so classic. Thanks for the suggestion! I'll try to apply it to later chapters!
Until next time... Salut!!
Disclaimer: As always, I don't own them or their fun Japanese voices.
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 3 - We need fooood! *~*
Yoshmitsu, Voldo, Charade, Raphael and Mitsurugi then set out to search for monkeys - I mean food!! Food is more important than monkeys! It doesn't matter what everyone says! GAH!! I'm confused!! I'll just go into a new paragraph. Yes... that will clear my mind... this is what's up on the shore...
All of the warriors who were previously partying have now gone to sleep for the night... because... well... sleep is always nice after partying. Wait a second... one of the warriors was awake! Why it's...
"Worms, worms!" Astaroth sung happily with a freakishly huge grin on his face. And that is about all that's happening on shore as of this moment. But with the others...
~~~With the others, yo~~~
Raphael was watching his step as he walked through the forest. A rich Frenchman and a muddy forest do not mix. A manly samurai and a muddy forest, on the other hand... well... that doesn't mix either. And to save some time - neither do a living piece of a sword, a masked man with fake arm, nor a voice-impaired whatever-the-hell-Voldo-is.
"Walking through this revolting forest-island-place, searching for food, is NOT my idea of dignified... ness..." Raphael stopped and pondered what he was trying to say.
Mitsurugi raised an eyebrow, "Being dignified?"
"Exactly!!" Raphael exclaimed before slipping in a puddle of mud. (A/N: *giggle* Puddle of Mudd!! Ahem... back to the story...) "ACK!! This is disgusting! Revolting! Hideous! Ghastly! Appalling! Horrid! Repulsive! Um..."
"Are you done now?" Mitsurugi questioned.
"I think I have one more left in me..." Raphael thought of the perfect word, "OFFENSIVE!!"
"Got that right," Yoshimitsu chimed in, "Your stench is veeeeery offensive."
Raphael suddenly shouted, "Tu es idiote!!"
Yoshimitsu gasped insult... ed... ly... "Did you just say 'tu'!? As in second person SINGULAR!? Respect your elders!" he flicked Raphael's forehead, "It is 'vous'!"
"Ow..." Raphael rubbed his forehead.
"Vlooshwooooooo?" Voldo asked... I think...
Raphael, Mitsurugi and Charade stared in confusion until Yoshimitsu cleared the air, "I shall reply to his question - No! We may not search for monkeys yet!"
"Zloo..." Voldo looked disappointed.
Charade's eye wandered and became way. He remained fixated on one spot and jumped up and down. Everyone else stared at him. "Aw... he's going to sleep tonight," Mitsurugi said in a frightening-ly fatherly voice.
"I believe that he wants our attention," Yoshimitsu guessed.
"Glooshwoo," Voldo commented. That's right. Commented.
"Yes, I'm aware that he isn't doing a very good job of it."
Rage filled Charade's eye and he... smacked Raphael upside the head!! "Ow!! Why does everyone always hurt... I mean... son of a... I mean... Well, I never!" Raphael decided on a way to express being shocked.
"Haha!!" Mitsurugi broke into a fit of laughter, "That's such a girly line!" he clutched his side to ease the pain of laughter. Raphael growled before attacking Mitsurugi causing another fight between the two adversaries. Yoshimitsu and Voldo remained silent, and Charade simply looked annoyed.
~~~On the shoreline~~~
The majority of the warriors were still asleep, but now Talim had been awakened by... Nightmare's snoring! "Pst! Nightmare!" Talim whispered. Nightmare remained asleep and just snored louder. Talim was growing angry, "Nightmare!" she repeated - a little louder. Nightmare's snoring grew even louder. "Nightmare!!" Talim said in a normal speaking tone. Nightmare then snored as humanly... or... swordly as possible. Everyone else somehow still slept, but Talim lost her cool, "NIGHTMARE!! WAKE UP!!!!" Slash! She pulled out her blades and slashed his sorry ass.
Nightmare jumped up and ran in circles, "Aaaah!! It burnsssss!!" he screamed.
"Oops..." Talim covered her mouth to keep from giggling, "Maybe I shouldn't have hit him THAT hard..." All of the sleeping warriors got up to see what all of the commotion was about.
"How DARE you interrupt my beauty sleep!?" Xianghua exclaimed.
"Like this!" Yunsung poked Xianghua.
"Stop that," she said calmly. Yunsung poked her again... and again... and... "Stop your infernal poking, child!!"
Yunsung seemed offended, "I'm not a child! I'm a young person!" he added proudly.
"Yeah, yeah... we know," Mina rolled her eyes, "Why are we awake, anyway?" Everyone pondered for a moment, and then turned to Nightmare, who was - you guessed it - running around in circles.
"Oh... right..." the somewhat-sane warriors chorused.
Nightmare then tripped on a rock and screamed. Of course... he was still in pain. In fact, he was in even more pain than before. Perhaps if he'd thought to run into the water his pain would be relieved, but no... he didn't think of that. But now I am rambling some pointless junk and moving away from the plot so let's go onward to the plot which really doesn't exist but anyway... wow! What a run-on sentence!
"Helloooo!!" Astaroth greeted when he walked up to the warriors.
Kilik looked at the golem in confusion, "What are YOU so happy about?"
"It's WORM DAY!!"
Cassandra looked appalled, "Ew!! Worms!!"
"Sis!" Sophitia warned.
"What?" Cassandra asked, "I think that he was really talking about worms this time!"
"No he wasn't...Sophitia protested, "...was he?"
Taki motioned her head to something behind Sophitia, "Turn around."
"Huh?" Sophitia turned around in to see Astaroth dangling a big, juicy worm in front of her face, "Ew!!! GROSS!!"
"Hm..." Necrid scratched his chin in thought, "Hm again..." he walked up to Astaroth and grab the worm, "Yes... that's it..." he popped the worm in his mouth and ate it.
The warriors' eyes grew wide, "Yuck!!"
"Yum!" Necrid smiled.
Maxi wrinkled his nose in disgust, "OK... I'm disturbed."
"Me, too." Taki agreed.
"Me, three." Xianghua added.
"Me..." Astaroth began, "What comes after three?" Everyone simply shook their heads and proceeded with what they were doing. Astaroth was sad. Poor, poor Astaroth...
"Say, guys..." Talim got the attention of the group and she pointed to Nightmare who was - once again - running around in circles.
"I'll take care of this," Maxi offered. He pulled out his nunchucku and hit Nightmare.
"Aaah!!" Nightmare fell flat on his face. He lifted his head to see Astaroth hanging a worm in front of him! "Eeeeeeek!!" the warriors stared at Nightmare oddly for a moment. Nightmare cleared his throat, "Ahem... let us never speak of this again." Everyone simply nodded slowly and then there was a long silence, broken by Necrid;
"Ugh... I don't feel good..."
"Don't tell me that that honestly surprises you," Kilik said.
"Actually..." Necrid began, "Excuse me!" he ran off into the woods.
~~~With the search party~~~
Everyone was gathered around Charade, trying to figure out what he was trying to say. What was so complex to figure out? Why, Charade was pointing to a tree, of course! WHAT!? You actually understand what he was trying to say?? Man... you're good. Anyway...
"I swear... it's like we're playing charades," Mitsurugi observed.
Raphael rolled his eyes, "Convenient, considering his name."
"His name?" Mitsurugi pondered for a moment, "Oh!! His name is CHARADE!! And Charade is charades without an S!!"
"Aren't you the smart one," Raphael commented sarcastically.
"Flooshdwoo!!" Voldo suggested... again.
Yoshimitsu smacked him upside the head, "No! He does NOT see a monkey!"
"Maybe we should look where he's pointing," Raphael thought aloud.
"Maybe you should shut up," said Mitsurugi.
"Gr... Well I'M looking up!" Raphael looked up. Excitement grew in Charade's eye as Raphael took notice to the... "Ananas!!"
"Huh?" all of the English-speaking warriors said, dumbfounded.
Raphael sighed, "Oh, you all really must learn French!"
"Uh huh..."
"Pineapples!!" Raphael explained.
"OH!!" Yoshimitsu finally understood, "But how shall we pick them?"
"Like this!!" Mitsurugi proposed as he pulled out his sword and chopped down the tree.
"I said 'pick', but that'll do..." they all proceeded in gathering pineapples.
~~~Back at shore~~~
"I'm soooo hungry..." Yunsung complained.
"So am I," Mina clutched her growling stomach.
Yunsung objected, "But young people - like me - need more food!"
"Gr... I'm young, too!" Mina shouted.
"No you're not," Yunsung disagreed, "Once you turn twenty, you are no longer young."
"Well I'm still hungry!!" Mina whined.
As if answering their complaints, Mitsurugi walked up with an armful of pineapples, "Guess what we found!"
"A monkey??" the warriors asked hopefully.
"No... Ananas!!" Raphael dropped his pineapples in front of him.
"Pineapples?" Sophitia asked with excitement growing in her voice, "I LOVE PINEAPPLES!!" she tackled Raphael.
"Aaah!! Just take them!!" Raphael gave in out of fear.
Sophitia smiled, "Yay!" she began eating pineapples, along with the others.
Yoshimitsu looked around, "Wait... where is Necrid?"
Necrid walked out of the forest, "Ugh... right here..."
"And what about Ivy and Cervantes?"
"Oh! Those two? I saw them in the woods, too! I don't know what they were doing... but I heard them say something like 'DIE!!' and the other said 'I can't!! I'm already dead!!' Insert maniacal laughter here," Necrid replied, "And the other one was there, too!"
"Other one?"
"Yeah! The one in the green skirt-dress-thing!"
Link then ran up, screaming, "Hya!! Hyaaaaaa!!!!!"
"He says he resents that and that it's a tunic," Kilik translated.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Necrid wasn't really paying attention, "Aren't the others with you, Greeny?"
"Ya, hyaaaaa, ya, ya."
"They're still fighting of course," Kilik replied for him.
"Let us go and destroy their souls!!" Nightmare randomly said.
Astaroth then added innocently, "But Cervantes does not..."
"If you finish that sentence, I swear that I'll kill you," Taki threatened monotonously. Astaroth hung his head in shame.
"Ahem... as I was saying; let's go find them!" Nightmare took charge of their little posse. No one really paid any attention to Nightmare since they were eating pineapple.
There was a long silence, but Maxi broke it, "Yo! Are we going or not??"
Taki shrugged, "Sure, why not?" all of the warriors headed deep into the woods, where...
~~~In the woods~~~
Ivy stood in front of Cervantes. She snapped Valentine and whipped Cervantes, "Why won't you DIE!?!?"
"Quite simply because I am already dead! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Cervantes mocked.
"That's it!!" Ivy screamed, "You've used that lousy pun for the last time!!" she entangled Cervantes in her sword and sat on him.
"Ah!! Being sat on!! My one weakness!!"
"All right, father..." Ivy smirked, "I'll let you go when you admit that just because you are dead, you are not the most powerful being in this world."
Cervantes groaned, "Fine! I..." just as he began his pleading, the others walked into the clearing.
"HAHA!!" Mitsurugi laughed, "This is a classic scene of amusement!"
"Hee hee! And how!" Xianghua added.
"What a wimp!" Necrid scoffed.
Cassandra giggled, "You have no idea how funny this looks!!"
"On the contrary, I'm aware that it looks hilarious," Ivy smirked again, "Father, weren't you about to say something?"
"Aw, jeez! Not in front of EVERYONE!!" Cervantes moaned.
"Come on... just say it!" Yunsung pleaded, "We could all use more laughter!"
"Grr... FINE! Just because I'm dead..." Cervantes began, "... doesn't mean I'm the most powerful being." Everyone else burst into a fit of laughter. "There is no pride left in me..." Cervantes lied down on the ground.
"Ah, sleep! Not a bad idea!" Talim smiled, "Since NIGHTMARE woke me up!" she lied down, as well.
Nightmare scratched his head in confusion, "Wait...how did I wake you up?"
"Just go to sleep!" Kilik pushed Nightmare down, and then proceeded to go to sleep as well. All of the others did the same.
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Hee hee!! That chapter actually took me a lot of time to re-write. o_0 Anyhoo... did you like it? Please review and let me know! Chapter 4 shall be up when I can! But I have a French speech and geography project and other fanfics to update. Yeah...
To Xingy - Yes, yes! Re-post! Soon, soon!! @_@
To Sea Wolf - But my Nightmare bit was classic! Well... Kilik shall get into a sticky predicament at some point. I assure ye! I know how you enjoy seeing Kilik in peril! XD
To Abby-normal - Here's chapter 3! ^_^ Hope you enjoyed it! (It certainly didn't help make you take Cevantes any more serious, eh? XD)
To shigromia - Thanks so much! I'm so glad that you like my fic! Your review made my day! ^_^
To PhantomMonkey - Exactly! Bitch-slaps always add to amusement! *nods*
To Lady-Drakin - Ah, my dear friend! Indeed it takes a hell of a lot longer to write story format. Like... 2 hours. @_@ Of course... I was on the phone and watching TV at the same time but... ssh! ^.~
To Xenomina - Heh... that WOULD be rather amusing. Yunsung hitting on people... so classic. Thanks for the suggestion! I'll try to apply it to later chapters!
Until next time... Salut!!