La la la la la la... I'm happy because I am no longer in pain!! ^_^ You
see... I know that you don't care... but I went snowboarding and fell down
a lot and it hurt and it was fun and it hurt! Ahem... here is chapter 5.
Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing. *sniffle* So sad...
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 5 - Namika's Kingdom of DOOM!! *~*
As Assassin leads the warriors to the castle place-a-ma-bob, Namika is playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Yunsung... does not understand the first thing about it.
"What the hell is that!?" Yunsung pointed to the TV screen.
"That's Link, you sexy fool," Namika replied.
Yunsung chose to ignore the 'you sexy fool' remark, "Uh huh... and what's that?"
"A bottle with a letter in it."
"What a cheap method of transportation... And what in wherever-the-hell- this-game-takes-place-in is THAT!?"
"A Zora."
"Why is it moving so slowly?"
"Because... it's a STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!!" Namika picked up a random pillow and whipped it at the TV. "In your face, idiot King Zora!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh yay! He's finally done moving out of my way so I can go on to Zora's Fountain!" Namika beamed.
Yunsung shifted away... er... more away, "Has anyone told you that you have SERIOUS issues that you need to settle?"
"Too many people..." muttered Namika.
Yunsung thought to himself... well, generally people think to themselves, right? I mean... unless there's someone with telekinesis around, but... never mind. 'Wow... what a surprise that is. The others better get here soon. I'm pretty damn scared right now...'
---Meanwhile, with the others---
"So... very... tired..." Cervantes gasped for air... not that he needs it or anything.
"That's because you're old," Talim explained as kindly as possible.
Cervantes scratched his chin in ponder-ness, "Was my daughter right? Does being dead NOT make me the most powerful being in the world!?" Everyone shook their heads. "I... I just don't know how to feel right now!" Cervantes sobbed.
"My dead father..." Ivy paused, "... the drama queen."
Nightmare was following the others from a discrete distance, "Can we just hurry up, please?! I am still very, very NUDE!!"
"Yes... you really are and it is very, very BAD!" commented Yoshimitsu.
"And on top of the disturbedness, you smell bad!" Mina exclaimed, "No... wait... REEK! Yes! That's the word..."
"Good job, Mina," Kilik said sarcastically.
Mina smiled triumphantly, "Thank you, Kilik!" Kilik simply shook his head.
"Assassiiiiiin..." Xianghua whined, "How much farther until we get there?"
"We're almost there."
Xianghua rolled her eyes, "Thanks for being so precise..."
Sophitia joined in the conversation, "Assassin, if this castle is owned by the leader of this island... then... shouldn't it be big enough for us to see from here??"
Assassin shrugged, "It doesn't have to be huge. After all, my master is only fourteen years old."
"Fourteen!?" everyone exclaimed simultaneously ((A/N: I love that word! XD))
"Yup. And there's more to it than that," Assassin added, "She comes from another world. Well... not really other world... just another time period. She claims that coming here is her way to escape all of the bitches of the future." The warriors remained silent. "I have much knowledge of that world," Assassin continued. "Master Namika has provided much information about it... when she complains, that is."
Cassandra groaned, "PLEASE tell me that we won't have to listen to her complaints! I was fourteen once..."
"And you were hell to listen to!" Sophitia said, "I mean... I'm supposed to be a king older sister and everything but... MY GODS!! You had to learn how to shut up once in a while!"
"Well... you love me now. And that's all that matters."
"Yes... of course I... love you now..." Sophitia had shifty eyes while saying this last comment.
Astaroth frowned, "I want the exact distance to the castle, worm!"
"Two kilometres," replied Assassin.
"In miles."
Assassin sighed, "Something around one point five miles... I think..."
"You should stay away from the metric system, Assassin," said Astaroth.
"Yeah, I know. But... around here the metric system is more efficient," Assassin explained. Astaroth just shrugged.
"That's too far..." Maxi complained, "Kilik! Carry me!"
Kilik looked at Maxi oddly, "NO!!"
"Aw... come on!"
"Hyaaaa, hya ya!!" Link joined in.
"He says..." Kilik paused and an evil grin crossed his face, "That he'd GLADLY carry you!"
Link's eyes widened as Maxi jumped on his back, "Piggy back!!!" he shouted gleefully.
Link struggled to balance, "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!" he fell over.
"Wow!" Kilik said, "I don't have to translate his screams!"
"Oh goody," Taki commented monotonously, "Now your translated can stop occasionally."
"If we walk in silence, the miles will go faster," Necrid suggested.
Cricket...... Cricket......
Necrid stepped on the crickets. The crickets died and there was dead silence until...
"Pickle weasel!!" Mitsurugi shouted. Everyone but Raphael burst into a fit of laughter.
Raphael scowled, "I fail to see why this amuses you."
"Come on, Raph..." Mitsurugi began.
"Do not call me 'Raph'."
"Yeah, whatever..." Mitsurugi falsely agreed, "Just lighten up and picture a pickle weasel..."
Raphael paused and imagined a pickle... but it was alive... and it looked like a weasel!! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mitsurugi stared wide-eyed, "It... wasn't... that funny..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Raphael continued laughing until Charade whacked him upside the head! Erm... again. "Ouch! Stop doing that!" Raphael commanded, "It's highly undignified!"
"As are many things in this world..." Yoshimitsu said solemnly.
"Like you!" Raphael said quick-wittedly, "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Oh, God! He's laughing again!! Shut him up! Shut him up!!!!" Xianghua covered her ears.
"OK!" Kilik grinned as he hit Raphael over the head with Kali-Yuga.
Raphael appeared as though he was about to pass out, "Oh... I have a splitting headache..." and he was about to. And he did.
Astaroth picked up Raphael and swung him over his back, "Let's go..." Astaroth began walking again and the others followed. Assassin ran head so everyone knew where the hell they were going.
---In the castle---
"You know... I may not know as much about this game as you..." Yunsung began, "But even though all of these little rock-like people are part of the same race... shouldn't they look the slightest bit different?"
"No."
"Oh... um... OK?" Yunsung continued staring at the television, which now read...
'I am Hwang! Hero of the Gorons!'
Yunsung raised an eyebrow, "Why did you name your character Hwang and WHY is that rock-like guy saying that he has the same name as you??"
"Because it is his name since his father is too lazy-ass to come up with an original name so he just stole mine," Namika replied.
"... but why did you name your character Hwang?"
"Because Hwang is hot," Namika sighed dreamily, "ALMOST as hot as you..."
'Dammit,' Yunsung thought, 'Only almost... that means she'll continue obsessing over me...' he closed his eyes, 'Ah well... I'll deal.' He opened his eyes and noticed that Namika had gradually inched over toward him until she was right beside him, "AH!!"
Namika smirked and leaned back coolly, "Oh yeah... I am the mast- AAH!!" she had leaned back too much and thereby tipped the couch over causing her and Yunsung to fall backwards. "Ow..."
Yunsung rubbed the back of his head, "Yeah, right... the master of uncoordinatedness."
"Hmph," Namika pouted, "Fine! If you want to be that way... I'll just have to stay in this position."
"Position?" Yunsung repeated before noticing that Namika had oh-so- coincidentally landed on top of him. "AAH!! Get it off!!!!"
"You know you're enjoying it," Namika winked.
"Dear God!! NO!!!!!"
Just then, Assassin walked in leading the warriors into the castle, "And here we are!" he announced, "This is the living room where Namika spends most of her ti-" Assassin paused for a moment as he caught sight of Yunsung and Namika, "What the hell are you two doing!?!?"
"Uh..." both of their minds were drawing a blank. Voldo raised an eyebrow curiously. They then both magically came up with a response, "Anything that you may have seen is simply the result of a crazy obsession and an accident prone freak."
"That seemed rehearsed..." observed Cassandra.
"It wasn't, I swear!!" Yunsung and Namika said together, then looked at each other funny, "Stop saying that I'm saying! ... Hey!! Lousy coincidental wordness..."
The others all stared blankly, "Erm..."
"Why must everyone question me!?" Namika exclaimed. She got off of Yunsung and stormed off into her room.
Yunsung casually stood up and dusted himself off, "Ahem... good to see you all again."
"OK..." Assassin said, "Now that that awkward scene is over with... there are indeed some things that we must discuss."
"Sloooshbwoo!!" Voldo shouted.
Yoshimitsu stared at Voldo, "For once I have no idea what he just said..."
"It could have been some terrible Italian profanity!" Assassin gasped, "Take him to the dungeon!!"
Two more Assassins walked in and carried Voldo away, "CLAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Voldo's screech echoed through the castle.
"Woohoo!! Voldo's gone!!" Cassandra did a little victory dance, "No offence... but that things was too damn ugly to look at."
Ivy ignored the Voldo incident, "So... there are more Assassins here..." she turned to the ultimate Assassin. "How did you end up working for that girl?"
"Well... it a- short... and tragic story," Assassin began, "I grew up on an Assassin ranch. Good times indeed... next-door to our ranch were a Lizardman farm and the Berserker breeders. You see, I never got to know my parents... but that didn't bother me as a child at all. I had all of the friends that I could have ever needed to be happy... Until that fateful day..." random thunder booms from outside and lightening flashes, "That day when the ranchman packed packed a whole lotta us into a biiiiig box... and then we were shipped off to E-somethingorother...
Namika walked out of her room carrying a phone, "E-Bay!"
"Yes! E-Bay! That's the one!" Assassin snapped his fingers, "Anyway... it was then that I was separated from my Lizardman friends AND my Berserker friends... We all lived in that biiiiig box for a week. A week, I tells ya!! When I was finally free... I found myself on this island..."
Talim wiped a tear from her eye, "That's so sad! You poor Assassin..."
"Just be glad that you weren't a Lizardman!" said Namika, "I heard that they were shipped off to... a freakshow!!"
Yoshimitsu shook his head slowly, "What a terrible fate..."
"I think that YOU belong in a freakshow, Yoshi!" Cassandra grinned.
"I am YoshiMITSU!! And I do NOT belong in a freakshow!"
Yunsung walked over to a light switch on the wall and flipped it off. The only thing that was seen in the darkness was... an arm!? A glow-in-the-dark arm!? Oh... it's Yoshimitsu's fake arm. Yunsung then flipped the light switch back on.
"Your arm glows," Cassandra observed.
Yoshimitsu hung his head in shame, "They offered me a glow-in-the-dark arm and... I just couldn't resist!!" he sobbed.
"There, there," Maxi pet Yoshimitsu on the back, "The first step is admitting your addiction."
"Addiction!?" Yoshimitsu shouted, "I only have ONE!!"
"Frankly, one glow-in-the-dark arm is too many," commented Maxi. Yoshimitsu sighed.
"Erm..." Nightmare's voice was faintly heard from behind the over-turned couch, "Can I PLEASE have some clothes!? This is very uncomfortable and humiliating!!"
"Ah, yes! Of course!" Namika then instructed, "Just go down that hallway and open the third door on the left. It's FULL of clothes for you!"
Nightmare blinked, "Why do you have a room full of clothes for me?"
"Because I am all-knowing on my island. I knew that you needed clothes... so... for the good of us all... ((Lady Manson & Lady-Drakin: What!? Nightmare nude is good!!)) Just go and get yourself some clothes!"
"OK," Nightmare walked down the hallway and opened the third door on the left causing a pile of clothes to fall on top of him, "AAAAH!!!"
Namika laughed to herself, "All right, that should keep him busy for a while. So while we wait... we shall listen to this random message of joy!!" Namika put her cordless phone on the table in the centre of the room. "I shall put it on speaker-phone... and you will listen to a message that my brother's friend left for my brother." Everyone found it an odd thing to do... but... whatever.
"Hey Soup," the message began, "You have something of mine... and I have your credit card. So... if you wish to see that which is yours again... I suggest that you return that which is mine," there was a short silence, "Yeah..... later!"
The warriors all sat in silence as Namika broke into a fit of laughter. "That was just... your brother and his friends have issues," Mina said.
"Yeah I know!" Namika agreed between laughs, "Ahem..." she returned to her normal tone, "So... Nightmare will STILL be a while. Let's watch some late night TV!!"
"Yay!! No censoring!!!" the warriors exclaimed. And so they watched TV late into the night... but the things that awaited them were very... random...
*~* End of Chapter 5 *~*
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Yay!! I enjoyed myself re-writing this chapter. Did you guys like it? Please review and give me your opinions - as always. ^_^ Now... here are my comments to YOU!
To Sea Wolf - I'm adding your mango-eater's peril in next chapter! ^_^ Mwahaha... this'll be fun...
To Xingy - That's right! Don't do your assignment! Read fan fictions! XD
To PhantomMonkey - "Girl-crazy-ish"... perhaps. But 'twas more of an "It's homeroom and I'm bored so I think I'll make Nightmare strip". ^.~
To tosha54 - Yay! Dude, Where's my Car!! XD Ah... that movie kicks ass. Is this shibby work sufficient? ^_^
To Lady-Drakin - You tell that random person and their idiot-ness!! Shakespeare... Psht. What does he know? (Random person: More than you!) Oh, yeah!? Then why is he dead!? (Random person: Erm... uh... I... BYE!! *runs away*)
To Spider-bear - Nuditiness!! I like it!! *adds it to dictionary that she's writing*
To Some Mabas Guy - Well... every chapter consists of SOME mocking Raphael. ^.~ And this one contains more of the "chick from the future" and... well... more Mina to come, my friend! *scribbles something random down on a paper that says, "Ancient Koreans are hot in the eyes of... well... people"*
To Xenomina - Yunsung's hitting-ness shall arrive soon! Mwahaha... And as Goshawk said in their review, Namika is indeed me. ^_^
To Cj - Yay!! I'm saluted!! Ahem... right... so... Spread the word, eh? Here we go!! *holds up big, neon sign that says "GO READ CJ'S STORY - THE FORGOTTEN WARRIOR"* ^_^ There!
To Goshawk - But it's fun to put your obsessions in peril! As long as they come out of it that is... (Lady-Drakin: That's a lie!! Su-i-cide!!) Er... ignore her. She likes torturing her obsessions. I feel so honoured that this is your favourite Soul Calibur fic! ^_^ And I would love to be in your fic as a crazy-stalker-freak! Mwahaha...
To Lady Manson - Erm... I magically make you a leaf of this past chapter! Dum da da da! Thou art a leaf on Nightmare!
Sayonara to all until next chapter!! ^_______^
Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing. *sniffle* So sad...
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Warrior Island
*~* Chapter 5 - Namika's Kingdom of DOOM!! *~*
As Assassin leads the warriors to the castle place-a-ma-bob, Namika is playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Yunsung... does not understand the first thing about it.
"What the hell is that!?" Yunsung pointed to the TV screen.
"That's Link, you sexy fool," Namika replied.
Yunsung chose to ignore the 'you sexy fool' remark, "Uh huh... and what's that?"
"A bottle with a letter in it."
"What a cheap method of transportation... And what in wherever-the-hell- this-game-takes-place-in is THAT!?"
"A Zora."
"Why is it moving so slowly?"
"Because... it's a STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!!" Namika picked up a random pillow and whipped it at the TV. "In your face, idiot King Zora!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!! Oh yay! He's finally done moving out of my way so I can go on to Zora's Fountain!" Namika beamed.
Yunsung shifted away... er... more away, "Has anyone told you that you have SERIOUS issues that you need to settle?"
"Too many people..." muttered Namika.
Yunsung thought to himself... well, generally people think to themselves, right? I mean... unless there's someone with telekinesis around, but... never mind. 'Wow... what a surprise that is. The others better get here soon. I'm pretty damn scared right now...'
---Meanwhile, with the others---
"So... very... tired..." Cervantes gasped for air... not that he needs it or anything.
"That's because you're old," Talim explained as kindly as possible.
Cervantes scratched his chin in ponder-ness, "Was my daughter right? Does being dead NOT make me the most powerful being in the world!?" Everyone shook their heads. "I... I just don't know how to feel right now!" Cervantes sobbed.
"My dead father..." Ivy paused, "... the drama queen."
Nightmare was following the others from a discrete distance, "Can we just hurry up, please?! I am still very, very NUDE!!"
"Yes... you really are and it is very, very BAD!" commented Yoshimitsu.
"And on top of the disturbedness, you smell bad!" Mina exclaimed, "No... wait... REEK! Yes! That's the word..."
"Good job, Mina," Kilik said sarcastically.
Mina smiled triumphantly, "Thank you, Kilik!" Kilik simply shook his head.
"Assassiiiiiin..." Xianghua whined, "How much farther until we get there?"
"We're almost there."
Xianghua rolled her eyes, "Thanks for being so precise..."
Sophitia joined in the conversation, "Assassin, if this castle is owned by the leader of this island... then... shouldn't it be big enough for us to see from here??"
Assassin shrugged, "It doesn't have to be huge. After all, my master is only fourteen years old."
"Fourteen!?" everyone exclaimed simultaneously ((A/N: I love that word! XD))
"Yup. And there's more to it than that," Assassin added, "She comes from another world. Well... not really other world... just another time period. She claims that coming here is her way to escape all of the bitches of the future." The warriors remained silent. "I have much knowledge of that world," Assassin continued. "Master Namika has provided much information about it... when she complains, that is."
Cassandra groaned, "PLEASE tell me that we won't have to listen to her complaints! I was fourteen once..."
"And you were hell to listen to!" Sophitia said, "I mean... I'm supposed to be a king older sister and everything but... MY GODS!! You had to learn how to shut up once in a while!"
"Well... you love me now. And that's all that matters."
"Yes... of course I... love you now..." Sophitia had shifty eyes while saying this last comment.
Astaroth frowned, "I want the exact distance to the castle, worm!"
"Two kilometres," replied Assassin.
"In miles."
Assassin sighed, "Something around one point five miles... I think..."
"You should stay away from the metric system, Assassin," said Astaroth.
"Yeah, I know. But... around here the metric system is more efficient," Assassin explained. Astaroth just shrugged.
"That's too far..." Maxi complained, "Kilik! Carry me!"
Kilik looked at Maxi oddly, "NO!!"
"Aw... come on!"
"Hyaaaa, hya ya!!" Link joined in.
"He says..." Kilik paused and an evil grin crossed his face, "That he'd GLADLY carry you!"
Link's eyes widened as Maxi jumped on his back, "Piggy back!!!" he shouted gleefully.
Link struggled to balance, "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!" he fell over.
"Wow!" Kilik said, "I don't have to translate his screams!"
"Oh goody," Taki commented monotonously, "Now your translated can stop occasionally."
"If we walk in silence, the miles will go faster," Necrid suggested.
Cricket...... Cricket......
Necrid stepped on the crickets. The crickets died and there was dead silence until...
"Pickle weasel!!" Mitsurugi shouted. Everyone but Raphael burst into a fit of laughter.
Raphael scowled, "I fail to see why this amuses you."
"Come on, Raph..." Mitsurugi began.
"Do not call me 'Raph'."
"Yeah, whatever..." Mitsurugi falsely agreed, "Just lighten up and picture a pickle weasel..."
Raphael paused and imagined a pickle... but it was alive... and it looked like a weasel!! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mitsurugi stared wide-eyed, "It... wasn't... that funny..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Raphael continued laughing until Charade whacked him upside the head! Erm... again. "Ouch! Stop doing that!" Raphael commanded, "It's highly undignified!"
"As are many things in this world..." Yoshimitsu said solemnly.
"Like you!" Raphael said quick-wittedly, "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Oh, God! He's laughing again!! Shut him up! Shut him up!!!!" Xianghua covered her ears.
"OK!" Kilik grinned as he hit Raphael over the head with Kali-Yuga.
Raphael appeared as though he was about to pass out, "Oh... I have a splitting headache..." and he was about to. And he did.
Astaroth picked up Raphael and swung him over his back, "Let's go..." Astaroth began walking again and the others followed. Assassin ran head so everyone knew where the hell they were going.
---In the castle---
"You know... I may not know as much about this game as you..." Yunsung began, "But even though all of these little rock-like people are part of the same race... shouldn't they look the slightest bit different?"
"No."
"Oh... um... OK?" Yunsung continued staring at the television, which now read...
'I am Hwang! Hero of the Gorons!'
Yunsung raised an eyebrow, "Why did you name your character Hwang and WHY is that rock-like guy saying that he has the same name as you??"
"Because it is his name since his father is too lazy-ass to come up with an original name so he just stole mine," Namika replied.
"... but why did you name your character Hwang?"
"Because Hwang is hot," Namika sighed dreamily, "ALMOST as hot as you..."
'Dammit,' Yunsung thought, 'Only almost... that means she'll continue obsessing over me...' he closed his eyes, 'Ah well... I'll deal.' He opened his eyes and noticed that Namika had gradually inched over toward him until she was right beside him, "AH!!"
Namika smirked and leaned back coolly, "Oh yeah... I am the mast- AAH!!" she had leaned back too much and thereby tipped the couch over causing her and Yunsung to fall backwards. "Ow..."
Yunsung rubbed the back of his head, "Yeah, right... the master of uncoordinatedness."
"Hmph," Namika pouted, "Fine! If you want to be that way... I'll just have to stay in this position."
"Position?" Yunsung repeated before noticing that Namika had oh-so- coincidentally landed on top of him. "AAH!! Get it off!!!!"
"You know you're enjoying it," Namika winked.
"Dear God!! NO!!!!!"
Just then, Assassin walked in leading the warriors into the castle, "And here we are!" he announced, "This is the living room where Namika spends most of her ti-" Assassin paused for a moment as he caught sight of Yunsung and Namika, "What the hell are you two doing!?!?"
"Uh..." both of their minds were drawing a blank. Voldo raised an eyebrow curiously. They then both magically came up with a response, "Anything that you may have seen is simply the result of a crazy obsession and an accident prone freak."
"That seemed rehearsed..." observed Cassandra.
"It wasn't, I swear!!" Yunsung and Namika said together, then looked at each other funny, "Stop saying that I'm saying! ... Hey!! Lousy coincidental wordness..."
The others all stared blankly, "Erm..."
"Why must everyone question me!?" Namika exclaimed. She got off of Yunsung and stormed off into her room.
Yunsung casually stood up and dusted himself off, "Ahem... good to see you all again."
"OK..." Assassin said, "Now that that awkward scene is over with... there are indeed some things that we must discuss."
"Sloooshbwoo!!" Voldo shouted.
Yoshimitsu stared at Voldo, "For once I have no idea what he just said..."
"It could have been some terrible Italian profanity!" Assassin gasped, "Take him to the dungeon!!"
Two more Assassins walked in and carried Voldo away, "CLAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Voldo's screech echoed through the castle.
"Woohoo!! Voldo's gone!!" Cassandra did a little victory dance, "No offence... but that things was too damn ugly to look at."
Ivy ignored the Voldo incident, "So... there are more Assassins here..." she turned to the ultimate Assassin. "How did you end up working for that girl?"
"Well... it a- short... and tragic story," Assassin began, "I grew up on an Assassin ranch. Good times indeed... next-door to our ranch were a Lizardman farm and the Berserker breeders. You see, I never got to know my parents... but that didn't bother me as a child at all. I had all of the friends that I could have ever needed to be happy... Until that fateful day..." random thunder booms from outside and lightening flashes, "That day when the ranchman packed packed a whole lotta us into a biiiiig box... and then we were shipped off to E-somethingorother...
Namika walked out of her room carrying a phone, "E-Bay!"
"Yes! E-Bay! That's the one!" Assassin snapped his fingers, "Anyway... it was then that I was separated from my Lizardman friends AND my Berserker friends... We all lived in that biiiiig box for a week. A week, I tells ya!! When I was finally free... I found myself on this island..."
Talim wiped a tear from her eye, "That's so sad! You poor Assassin..."
"Just be glad that you weren't a Lizardman!" said Namika, "I heard that they were shipped off to... a freakshow!!"
Yoshimitsu shook his head slowly, "What a terrible fate..."
"I think that YOU belong in a freakshow, Yoshi!" Cassandra grinned.
"I am YoshiMITSU!! And I do NOT belong in a freakshow!"
Yunsung walked over to a light switch on the wall and flipped it off. The only thing that was seen in the darkness was... an arm!? A glow-in-the-dark arm!? Oh... it's Yoshimitsu's fake arm. Yunsung then flipped the light switch back on.
"Your arm glows," Cassandra observed.
Yoshimitsu hung his head in shame, "They offered me a glow-in-the-dark arm and... I just couldn't resist!!" he sobbed.
"There, there," Maxi pet Yoshimitsu on the back, "The first step is admitting your addiction."
"Addiction!?" Yoshimitsu shouted, "I only have ONE!!"
"Frankly, one glow-in-the-dark arm is too many," commented Maxi. Yoshimitsu sighed.
"Erm..." Nightmare's voice was faintly heard from behind the over-turned couch, "Can I PLEASE have some clothes!? This is very uncomfortable and humiliating!!"
"Ah, yes! Of course!" Namika then instructed, "Just go down that hallway and open the third door on the left. It's FULL of clothes for you!"
Nightmare blinked, "Why do you have a room full of clothes for me?"
"Because I am all-knowing on my island. I knew that you needed clothes... so... for the good of us all... ((Lady Manson & Lady-Drakin: What!? Nightmare nude is good!!)) Just go and get yourself some clothes!"
"OK," Nightmare walked down the hallway and opened the third door on the left causing a pile of clothes to fall on top of him, "AAAAH!!!"
Namika laughed to herself, "All right, that should keep him busy for a while. So while we wait... we shall listen to this random message of joy!!" Namika put her cordless phone on the table in the centre of the room. "I shall put it on speaker-phone... and you will listen to a message that my brother's friend left for my brother." Everyone found it an odd thing to do... but... whatever.
"Hey Soup," the message began, "You have something of mine... and I have your credit card. So... if you wish to see that which is yours again... I suggest that you return that which is mine," there was a short silence, "Yeah..... later!"
The warriors all sat in silence as Namika broke into a fit of laughter. "That was just... your brother and his friends have issues," Mina said.
"Yeah I know!" Namika agreed between laughs, "Ahem..." she returned to her normal tone, "So... Nightmare will STILL be a while. Let's watch some late night TV!!"
"Yay!! No censoring!!!" the warriors exclaimed. And so they watched TV late into the night... but the things that awaited them were very... random...
*~* End of Chapter 5 *~*
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Yay!! I enjoyed myself re-writing this chapter. Did you guys like it? Please review and give me your opinions - as always. ^_^ Now... here are my comments to YOU!
To Sea Wolf - I'm adding your mango-eater's peril in next chapter! ^_^ Mwahaha... this'll be fun...
To Xingy - That's right! Don't do your assignment! Read fan fictions! XD
To PhantomMonkey - "Girl-crazy-ish"... perhaps. But 'twas more of an "It's homeroom and I'm bored so I think I'll make Nightmare strip". ^.~
To tosha54 - Yay! Dude, Where's my Car!! XD Ah... that movie kicks ass. Is this shibby work sufficient? ^_^
To Lady-Drakin - You tell that random person and their idiot-ness!! Shakespeare... Psht. What does he know? (Random person: More than you!) Oh, yeah!? Then why is he dead!? (Random person: Erm... uh... I... BYE!! *runs away*)
To Spider-bear - Nuditiness!! I like it!! *adds it to dictionary that she's writing*
To Some Mabas Guy - Well... every chapter consists of SOME mocking Raphael. ^.~ And this one contains more of the "chick from the future" and... well... more Mina to come, my friend! *scribbles something random down on a paper that says, "Ancient Koreans are hot in the eyes of... well... people"*
To Xenomina - Yunsung's hitting-ness shall arrive soon! Mwahaha... And as Goshawk said in their review, Namika is indeed me. ^_^
To Cj - Yay!! I'm saluted!! Ahem... right... so... Spread the word, eh? Here we go!! *holds up big, neon sign that says "GO READ CJ'S STORY - THE FORGOTTEN WARRIOR"* ^_^ There!
To Goshawk - But it's fun to put your obsessions in peril! As long as they come out of it that is... (Lady-Drakin: That's a lie!! Su-i-cide!!) Er... ignore her. She likes torturing her obsessions. I feel so honoured that this is your favourite Soul Calibur fic! ^_^ And I would love to be in your fic as a crazy-stalker-freak! Mwahaha...
To Lady Manson - Erm... I magically make you a leaf of this past chapter! Dum da da da! Thou art a leaf on Nightmare!
Sayonara to all until next chapter!! ^_______^