Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves Inuyasha. Nor the skit, who I have no idea who made the orignal idea up
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The Prince: Am I even sure I want to do this?. No... I don't think I do (starts edging away) (has stuff thrown at him by all the extras) FINE!. (mutters something about 'improvising') (jumps over to King) HAVE IT AT YOU SCURVEY KNAVE!!. (waves sword in the King's face)
The King: W..t...f?.
The Prince: YOU HEARD ME!. STAND A FIGHT LIKE A.. PERSON!!.
The King: And if I say no?.
The Prince: Umm.... you say no?
The King: Exactly!. Now I think I should explain to you now. If you plan on marrying my daughter, you must act a certian way- (continued for hours) -and that is that!.
The Prince: (on ground) (twitch) (twitch)
The Queen: (prods the Prince with their foot) I think you caused him brain damage
The Prince: I am fine (hops up) That was an.. act, yes, that was an act.
The Queen & The King: Sure, you keep thinking that
The Prince: Was that an insult? (angry tic)
The Queen: If it was, your clearly didn't get it.
The Prince: (eye twitch) (shoves them down a mysteriously appearing hole in the ground) There seem to be a lot of those around
The King: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Queen: NOT AGAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Prince: oo
The Princess #1 & #2 (#2 played by Kikyo): Uhum!
The Prince: (turns) NO, there are two of them! (tries to run, but is stopped by cough.. magically appearing rope that tripped him) HEEELP ME!!!
The Princess #2: Kinda of a wimp
The Princess #1: Yeah... but have any other princes showed up sense the last one?
The Princess #2: True, we scared him off
The Princess #1: No... he pissed us off and we pushed him down a mysteriouly appearing square-shaped hole in the ground, remember, he got stuck.
The Princess #2: Oh yeah... so, we gonna drag this one to the alter?
The Princess #1: Why not?. I love his ears!
The Princess #1 & #2: (ear tweak tweak)
The Prince: Why is everyone so damn interested with my ears?
The Princess #1: Sister, he just questioned us
The Princess #2: He must pay (ties him up)
The Prince: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! (stares in mirror)
The Princess #1 & #2: A makeover! (happy smiles)
The Prince: SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The Princess's Nurse (played by Kaede): There is no escape for ye (evil cackle)
Narrator: And I think this a good time to end, we must not be too evil to the Prince. Wait, why not, I shall tell what he looks like- (is tackled by Inuyasha, now makeupless). Ok, I will not. OH SESSHOMARU (waves photo as she run) I HAVE BLACKMAIL!!! Teeheee... well, tune in for the next ending umm.... sometime
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SUGGESTIONS PLEASE PEOPLE!! (takes breath) Sorry, but I really do want suggestions.
I am even planning on making one ending where I write part, then put a poll. Let the reviews choose which way it gose. Like a choose-your-own-adventure ending :P