Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves Inuyasha. Nor the skit, who I have no idea who made the orignal idea up
I have my friend Eb to thank fer this idea (huggles Eb) Btw, she is SatanicRogue on ff.net, go read her stuff (waves rubber chicken)
Oh, the italics in this 'chapter' are what is on the signs =D
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The Narrator: We shall now finish the play in a whole new way.
The Prince: (holds up sign) 'I want to marry the Princess'.
The King: (holds up sign) 'Good for you. Go away'.
The Prince: (holds up another sign) 'No. I want to get married and be a nice husband... and have kids at some druken stage'.
The King: (grabs card) (holds up his own sign) 'Go away'.
The Prince: ....Where's my next card?.
The King: (sweatdrop) 'Are you really that dense?'.
The Prince: Where did you get a sign that says that?.
The King: 'Marvel at the wonder of a... marker!'.
The Prince: (sweatdrop) (whispers) Ummm... we need to stay in character.
The King: 'Bwhahahahahahahaha.... make me. THIS IS MY REVENGE ON THE DIRECTOR FOR GIVING ME THIS STUPID PART!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
The Director (played by Liz aka Shrew-hanyou): DAMN IT SANGO, STAY IN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
The King: 'Then why are you out here while we are filming/acting?'.
The Director: (eye twitch) AND STOP WITH THE SIGNS!!.
The King: 'I will not, not if they annoy you'.
The Director: (through gritted teeth) Fine, I am not annoyed.
The King: 'Liar!. It is too late to say your aren't cause I know ye are!!'.
The Director: (eye twitch) (eye twitch) (eye twitch) (eye twitch) (eye twitch).
The King: 'Now I shall laugh evilily. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'.
The Queen & The Prince: ....
The Princess: Has Sango finally snapped?.
The Prince: I think so (nods) Oh, marry me?.
The Princess: In real life or the play?. (dreamy eyes)
The Prince: The play!.
The Queen: Baka.
The Princess: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I will marry you for the sake of the play.
The Prince: ....ow, pain..
The Director: AHHH!!!!!!! (pulling on hair).
The King: 'BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
All except The Director & The King (that includes extras): (sweatdrop).
The King: 'Insert more evil laughter'.
The Director: Wtf?.
The King: 'I got tired of writing 'Bwha'.
The Director: (anime fall).
The Narrator: I only said it was a new way, didn't say it would make sense. Anyways, the Director and Sango and still arguing... Sango is still using signs. Miroku has joined her in what everyone is calling 'The Great Sign Assult'. It has been going on for five hours now.
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MWH... erm, I mean BWHAHAHAHA!!. Yes, I had a load of fun writing this, hope ye laugh as much as I did when I was writing it :P