Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, if I did, I rather think ther series would suck... very badly. I shall just settle for writing fanfics and let the master write the REAL plotline. Nor do I own the original idea of the skit.

Oh, all the underlined stuff in this 'chapter' is (cough) the people talking after they are dead

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The Prince: (points sword at the King) (red.... paint sprays out) DIE!

The King: Ack, I am dead (falls over covered in red paint)

The Prince: Hmmmm... I have a bad feeling about this(walks over to Queen) Queen, I want to marry your daughter.

The Queen: Why didn't you ask my spouse instead of killing him?

The King: Why didn't you? (pause) HEY, you just called me 'him'!

The Queen: (ignored the King's indignant comment)

The Prince: Die already! (sprays more paint on the King)

The King: Yes, that is the way to get me to say yes

The Prince: oO You are suppose to be dead

The King: Just continue the play (waves hand)

The Prince: Ook (looks at script) (looks up) (sprays the Queen with red paint)

The Queen: What was that for?. You weren't supposed to kill me till after we talked some

The Prince: Why is it so hard for you people to stay dead and not comment on my acting?!

The King: Because it annoys you?

The Queen: That sounds about right

The Prince: You are going to bring the wrath of the Dictator.... err the Director upon you

The King & The Queen: (look thoughtful)

The Queen: She is still mad about the signs

The King: It is her fault for giving us there parts, we muct somehow get them switched

The Queen: True

The Director: (trying not to yell and stuff off-set) (face resembling a sputtering beet)

The Prince: How about you just die already? (prods them with his foot)

The King: Hey!. Your nails hurt

The Prince: (prod prod)

The King: (grabs the Prince's foot) (flips him to the ground)

The Prince: Erg!. What the hell was that for?!

The King: I said your nails hurt

The Princess: Aren't I supposed to have been talked to by now?

The Queen: I suppose

The Princess: And shouldn't you be dead?

The Queen: I suppose

The Princess: Is that all you can say?

The Queen: I suppose

The Princess: .....

The King & The Prince: (still arguing loudly)

The Director: (attempting to pulling her hair out again) (looking up) WHY ME??.

Extra #7 (Sesshomaru): Because they enjoying tormenting you?.

The Director: But it is not fair! (anime crying, the waterfall things)

Extra #7: (edging away from the crazy human female)

The Director: (still crying) (stops suddenly)

The Prince & The King: (look at each other)

The King: Run?

The Prince: Sounds like a plan

The King & The Prince: (both turn tail and run as fast as they can)

The Director: They act as if they are afraid of me =D

All except The Director, The Prince & The King (that includes extras): (anime fall)

The Narrator: (coughcough) I can't for the life imange why (sarcastic)

The Director: I know!

The Princess: Is it just me or is the Director acting like a prep?

The Director: (rounds on the Princess) (steams coming out of ears) (evil, angry face) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???.

The Princess: Ummmm..... a prep-killer?

The Director: (calms down) (smile) Ok, that is fine

The Guard: What do we do now?

The Queen: Anyone up for pizza?

All: Sure!.

The Director: Naraku and Jaken, you must to collect Inuyasha and Sango, then go lock yourselves in a dark room somewhere, then slid the key out of the room under the door

Extras #6 & #9 (Naraku & Jaken): Oo

The Director: You heard me, now be off

Extras #6 & #9: (walks off)

The Director: Now, let's go!

The Narrator: I would give a normal ending speech thing, but I want pizza, so I shall just say- (pause) (looks at script) Are you serious? (hears a distant 'Yes!') (sweatdrop) Fine, I shall just say Peace, Love and Shiny. (runs off to catch up)

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Yeah, this was weird and I ALMOST feel sorry for Jaken and Naraku... not!. Sorry to people who like them, I don't really. I don't mind Kikyo, I just see her as a pitiful person with a very bad past, though I do hate her at times

(winks) I must plug my newst story 'The Many Jobs of Inuyasha'

Anyway, mind reviewing?. I got cookies and juice for all that so review (waves treats inticingly)