A/N Here to see what happens, eh? Well, here is more of Faramir's talk show! Yay! Or not.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------

Sons of the Steward LIVE!! Episode 1 Take 2

"I don't need your civil war. It feeds the rich while it buries the poor. Your power hungry sellin' soldiers in a human grocery store...." Faramir sings some classic Guns-N-Roses, while sitting in his comfy chair.

"Hey, idiot, the camera's on!!" Boromir yells at him. His singing has just been caught on TV.

"Oh, thanks a lot!" Faramir sarcastically remarks.

"Ok, anyway, now that our angry host has rejoined us...." Boromir begins.

"I am now able to put up with my brother's thick headedness." Faramir continues.

"Did you just....

"Finish my sentence?"

"That's...."

"Freaky!"

"Stop...."

"It!"

"Dude, seriously...."

"That's enough!"

"Please, stop it. It's bad enough that I'm back from the dead! Why couldn't I have a peaceful afterlife? WHY?" Boromir screams.

"Because. Look at the shoes you're filling. Look at the blood we're spilling. Look at the world we're killing! The way we've always done before...." Faramir continues to sing Guns-N-Roses.

"Stop, please!" Boromir screams.

"No such luck! Today is honorary Guns-N-Roses day! You know what that means...." Faramir says, looking evilly at the camera.

"Uh, today's episode of the Faramir Variety Hour has been canceled due to insufficient funds. Come back tomorrow. Funding, however, was provided by the Lorien Art Foundation: Providing the Elflings of Today with a Brighter Future, the Wonders of Rohan Group: Striving to Protect the Wonders of Rohan, and the Boromir Endowment for the Arts. Arts? I support arts??" Boromir reads the supporter list while Faramir continues to sing Guns-N- Roses in the background at the top of his lungs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------

A/N Sorry for the short chapter. I am experiencing writer's block. No!!! Ok, thanks go to Guns-N-Roses for coming up with the song, which just so happens to be "Civil War". Read and Review so I can buy that tasty looking cheese basket!!