A/N: Thank you for the lovely 6 reviews! I am so joyful! You must be here to see what happens next. So here is what happened to Legolas and his beautiful Elvish hair.
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"Ah, so now that I am properly groomed, I think that my fan girls are ready to see the perfect me!" Legolas says, sighing.
Pippin snickers containing his laughter.
"Hey! Little hobbit sneak! What the hell is wrong with you?" Legolas says, dragging Pippin out by the ears. Unfortunately for Lego, when he said 'you', his voice raised an octave, going higher, so he sounded like a girl. Oh, dear, the Legolas fans are going to kill me....
"What was that? Can you say that again?" Pippin says, shaking with silent laughter.
"I said, what is the matter with you?" Legolas says, again, his voice raising an octave, this time on 'matter'.
"Legolas, you are a pansy Elf prince with a confused sexual identity. Don't make it worse." Elrond says, walking past. How in the name of the devil did he get into this story? That's what I want to know!!
"I am NOT a PANSY!!" Legolas shrieks, sounding even more like a girl.
"You are too! You can't even find a girlfriend! Explain that!" Elrond accuses.
"Oh, and you've got one, have you?" Legolas says his voice rising in anger.
"Yes, pansy, I do! And she's in the undying lands, getting ready! Look upon my cool shirt and be amazed!" Elrond beams, looking smug.
This shirt says "Getting' Lucky in Lorien". Ok, sure. Yeah.
"That's disgusting! That's vile! That's putrid!" Lego says, backing away.
"Look upon the awesome shirt, ladies, and contact Lord Elrond, the hot man of Rivendell!" Elrond sys, exiting and humming a song that sounds like, "I'm too sexy for my shirt."
"Look out, ladies, I've got my groove on!" Elrond yells, as the ladies in the crowd look at him like, "What the hell?" Legolas dropps Pippin like a hot potato, and runs away screaming about scummy Hobbits.
A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, I am at a loss. Oh, well, more is coming! The Apocalypse has not come yet, just saying. And it will be here soon! Next: More of Faramir's TV show!