A/N: Chapter 7, entitled, "In which Legolas get the TV crew, the Hobbits, Aragorn, Elrond, and Eowyn into major trouble, riddles are not answered, and Elrond proceeds to bore us to death." Also, here is the first total for the question of Who Wants to Marry Faramir: Faramir = 5, Boromir = 1. Send in your answers! On with the story! I would like to thank all my loyal reviewers, which is like, 6 people or something. Don't I feel loved? No! I don't, and it's all your fault!!
"Lego, this had better be good." Aragorn growled, following the energetic Legolas into Eryn Lasgalen.
"This is wonderful! I could just sing!" Legolas says, dancing around like a maniac.
"Please, don't sing. Not after last time...." Aragorn begs. Another flashback begins....
/FLASHBACK!!/
"Lego, what the hell are you doing?" A rather annoyed Boromir asks.
"I am practicing for my opera!" Legolas says, smirking.
"What opera?" Boromir asks, puzzled.
"It's called, 'A taste of Elvish Wine'. It'll be the next big thing!" Lego shrieks.
"All right, let's hear some of this 'opera'." Boromir says, smirking.
"Ok." Lego says. "The HILLS are a-LIVE with the snores of DRUNKARDS! With SNORES I will never hear AGAIN!!! Is that MERRY or PIP, are they really DRUNKARDS? I'll never DRINK AGAIN!!" Legolas says, as all the glass in the house, which happens to be Elrond's, shatters.
"Look what you've done!" Elrond says, chasing them with hot oil.
"RUN!!!!" Boromir says, running for his life.
"Hot oil! I can fry my corn chips!" Legolas says, bouncing up and down like a hyper bunny. A hyper bunny? What will I think of next?
"You b--------[I took the liberty to delete the mad rantings of Elrond because I don't want to further scar your lives.]" Elrond screams curses at Legolas and everyone starts to laugh, except for the Legolas fans who will probably want to roast me alive.
"RUN, PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD, RUN!!!!" Boromir screams.
Aragorn happens to wander onto the scene at this moment. He sees Legolas being chased and starts to laugh his head off. What's so funny? I don't get it.
"What's going on, son of Gondor?" Aragorn asks Boromir.
"Oh, Legolas is going to be fried, and Elrond is as mad as a wet hen." Boromir says. I just love that expression! Ha.
/UNFLASHBACK!!/
"Look! More of my friends!" Lego says, seeing Merry, Pippin, and Sam walking up the path. Merry is reading "Hamlet" aloud to Pippin.
"Why are they here?" Aragorn asks.
"Because!" Lego says, skipping around like a (cough) pansy (cough, cough).
"Oh." Aragorn says. Suddenly, he sees Boromir and Faramir trudging up the hill. Boromir is busy filming something.
"And they're here because...?" Aragorn asks.
"They're gonna film us!" Lego says, still skipping around. He has eaten too much sugar. Sugar high!
"FILM?" Aragorn asks.
Then, Elrond walks up the hill in a black jacket and sunglasses. Matrix wanna-be!
"And he's here why?" Aragorn asks. The look of panic on his face is classic.
Just then, Eowyn walks up the hill, looking all happy.
"Hello, Aragorn, dear." She says.
"I THOUGH YOU MARRIED MY DAUGHTER?!!" Elrond screams.
"No, she went to the Undying Lands." Aragorn says.
"Are we all here? Good." Legolas says.
They head into the woods, Boromir going snap-happy and taking many pictures with his camera, and also filming. Gifted, isn't he?
"Alright, welcome, everyone, to Eryn Lasgalen, also called the woods." Legolas says. "Now, before I hand you over to the spiders-- I mean, before I take you on a tour, I want to stress the rules: stay with the group, don't wander off alone, and don't touch the mushrooms. And stay in the cart."
"What mushrooms?" Pip asks, as Lego gets an evil look in his eye.
"THE mushrooms. The KILLER mushrooms." Lego says, smiling evilly.
"Ohh." Pip says, going back to his novel.
"Alright? Everyone here? Ok, off we go." Legolas says, leading the small group into the woods.
A small tour trolley pulls up, and the group piles in.
"And on our right is a mallorn tree. And here's some kingsfoil, also called athelas." Lego says, pointing everything out. Pip reaches out to grab a mushroom, when....
"FOOL OF A TOOK!! DO YOU WANT TO DIE??" Gandalf screams from the back of the cart, causing everyone to jump in his or her seats.
"GOD, Mithrandir, why the HELL did you do that for?!" Boromir screams, almost dropping the camcorder.
"BECAUSE, foolish son of BRIEF kings, do you WANT Pippin to DIE?" Gandalf says.
"Hey, just because you're immortal don't mean you can boss us all around!" Boromir says, as a big fight ensues with him and Gandalf and all the other immortals on the trolley.
Pippin is back in his seat, hiding his head in his hands and looking like he's about to cry. Suddenly, the trolley comes to a full and complete stop.
"Everyone, remain calm! I am trained in these situations! How 'bout we all go into that cave over there?" Legolas says, ushering the tour group into a cave. Why the hell are they going into a cave? Nutters....
"Why are we going into a cave?" Sam asks, expressing the authoress's thoughts on the subject matter.
"Because Legolas said to." Merry says, punching Sam in the arm- hard.
"OWW!!" Sam yells, as the entrance to the cave, which just so happened to be surrounded by boulders, gets sealed off by said boulders, trapping the tour group in the cave.
Well, lookee here, a cliffhanger ending! Oh, how fun this'll be! Well, cheerio, pip pip, and all that stuff. Pippin rules my world. And so does Faramir!! Erm, check back soon!