A/N: here is more of what happens in that cave, which now has a name! Yep, it's officially titled/named Annon edhellen! Yay! All aboard for Annon edhellen! Thanks for the wonderful reviews; they were splendiferous.
Meanwhile, outside the cave known as Annon edhellen....
"I am Legoman no more." Legolas says, throwing a suit not unlike Spiderman's- except for the fact that it is green and brown instead of blue and red and has a bow and arrow crossed on the front instead of a spider- into a trashcan in the woods. Legolas has been to the special Mirkwood Premiere of Spiderman 2 and now he's got crazy ideas in his head.
"No matter what I do, the ones I love will always come first." He continues, quoting from the TV adds. Although he's seen the movie so he can probably quote from that.
"Ah. Now that I'm done being Legoman, I will go eat a sandwich." He says, going to the trolley and eating a cheese and Vegemite sandwich.
Meanwhile, in the cave known as Annon edhellen....
"Oh, my god, Boromir, we're going to die!!" Merry screams, forgetting about what Boromir said to him and screaming his head off.
"Relax, Merry, Son of the Shire. Let Uncle Boromir wipe away your tears." Boromir says.
"I am NOT crying! And you are NOT my UNCLE!!" Merry screams, jumping to his feet.
"What? Relax, Merry, sister-son." Boromir says.
"You ARE NOT MY UNCLE!!!" Merry says.
"Alright, just tryin' to have some fun with you." Boromir says.
"That just sounded so sick and perverted that I am going to puke." Merry says, and tries to do so. Unfortunately, he can't.
"Hey, wait! Boromir, you're glowing again! Let's go find the others!" Merry says, as the two head off to find the others.
In another part of Annon edhellen, also called the cave,
"Merry? Merry? MERRY!!" Pippin yelled. He was going crazy, slowly but surely.
"Hey, calm down, spaz." Faramir says, trying to calm the slightly insane Pippin down.
"AHH! Don't touch me, you filthy, evil, mean, creepy, dirty, malevolent, bastard!" Pippin yells.
"Hey, calm down!" Faramir says, taken aback.
"Oh! Wait, you're not Boromir!" Pippin says.
"No, I'm not. I'm his brother." Faramir says, on the verge of tears.
"Oh, Faramir, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you..uh, what did I call you?" Pippin asks.
"You forgot?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Hey, wanna hear a joke?" Faramir asks, brightening up a bit.
"Sure!" Pip says, bouncing around and quickly consuming a packet of sugar.
"Ok. A guy walked into a bar. Ouch!" Faramir says.
"Why'd you say ouch? Are you hurt?" Pippin asks.
"No, it's the punch line."
"Punch what line?"
"No, it's part of the joke."
"What joke?"
"A guy walked into a bar. Ouch!"
"Are you hurt again, Faramir?"
"No, it's the punch line!"
"Of what?"
"The joke!"
"You told a joke?"
"For Eru's sake, you trivial minded, simple minded, idiotic little hobbit! The joke is that a man walked into a bar! As in a metal bar! That would hurt, wouldn't it? So he said ouch!!!" Faramir screams, nearly blowing a short circuit.
"Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
Faramir makes a move as to strangle Pippin. Unfortunately, the brutal deaths of other characters in the story are frowned upon.
"Ok, Faramir, you know what?" Pippin says innocently. I doubt that Pippin has ever been innocent.
"No, I simply can't guess." Faramir says sarcastically.
"If I ever get out of here, and if I ever get married, I'm gonna name my kid after you!" Pip says energetically.
"Oh, that's great." Faramir says, worried that the son of Pippin would forever taint his name. Faramir dearly hoped that the woman Pippin married was more intelligent than, oh, say, a rock! Pippin's IQ must be like, 2 or something. Maybe this lady's IQ would be, like, 200, and then their kid would be decently smart.
"Yeah! And you can be his godfather!"
"Oh, super!" Faramir says, his words dripping with sarcasm.
"And you can visit him every day and show him how to shoot a bow!"
"One problemo, Pip, your kid will be like, 2 feet tall, there is no way that he will be able to shoot a bow."
"Oh. How 'bout teach him how to slice heads off Orcs?"
"Again, height disadvantage. And the fact that there might not be any Orcs around hasn't occurred to you, has it?"
"No. Sorry."
"Forgiven."
"Hey, Faramir?"
"What?"
"You wouldn't be able to teach my kid how to chop heads off Orcs because there might not be any left!!"
Again, Faramir tries to strangle Pippin. Faramir was getting pretty bored sitting here with Pippin, IQ 2, so he decided that they had best try and find the others.
"Come on, little Hobbit dude, we gotta find the others."
"Uh, we don't have light."
"Good point."
A/N: So, that's more of what happened in the cave! I have willingly made fun of Faramir and Pippin! NO! Stay tuned! Next: Aragorn and Eowyn in a Dark Cave....