A/N: Hey, welcome! A new chapter is rising! Whoo! Ok, here is more of the Faramir Talk show, with everyone's favorites put in.
"Hi. We're back. It's now 12:30 in the morning, and our official sit-down protest is kicking off." Faramir says.
"Why do you do these things?" Boromir asks, mortified.
"I'm an activist." Faramir proudly replies.
"Yeah, yeah, Mr. Activist. You don't eat bacon bits, you don't drink milk, you hold these protests. May I ask who you're protesting against?" Boromir asks. He is, needless to say, not sitting.
"I'm protesting against Aragorn. I demand higher salary for all I do!" Faramir says.
"That could land you a one way ticket to a block. And not a good block, mind." Boromir says.
"What...what kind of block?" Faramir asks, going a bit paler.
"An...an executioner's block." Boromir says.
"Eep! No! You don't mean that!" Faramir says.
"I don't know."
Suddenly, the door opens and Pippin, Merry, Sam, Gandalf, and Elrond walk in.
"Hey! Join the protest!" Faramir says.
Everyone sits down.
"I hope you know this is being caught on film!" Boromir says.
"So what??"
"It's your funeral." Boromir mutters.
"WHATEVER!!"
They all start to chant, minus Boromir, who is filming this.
"We want money! To pay for honey! We're not able to pay for cable! We want salary raises! To pay for going to corn mazes!" the protesters chant.
"You know, your chants are totally irrelevant to the situation!" Boromir says.
"Hey! Don't rain on our parade!" Pip says.
Suddenly, the ceiling water sprinklers go off.
"DANG!!" Faramir yells.
"What the HELL are you doing down there?" Aragorn's voice comes down the stairs.
"Don't say I didn't tell you." Boromir says.
"Why did the sprinklers go off?" Merry asks.
"Arwen!" Aragorn yells.
"She's not here!" Sam yells. "She's over the sea!"
"No, actually, she's here and she's pretty pissed at me!" Aragorn says.
"Dang."
"Well, now that Arwen's set fire to your stove...."
"She WHAT??"
"Calm down!"
"That was a Black and Decker! That was expensive!!"
"Chill! I'll buy you a new one! Just what are you screaming about?"
"The fact that I have no money to buy my own stove!"
"You've got money!"
"YOU CHEATING LIAR! HOW COULD YOU?!!" Arwen's voice is carried down the stairs.
"Dear, please!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Oof!"
"What was that?"
"No idea. It sounded like Aragorn getting the snot kicked out of him by Arwen." Boromir says.
"Heeeee!" Pippin shrieks in laughter at the thought of Aragorn getting beat up by Arwen.
"Let's hear some music!"
"Like?"
"Erm....Black Sabbath?"
"FINE!!! BE THAT WAY!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY!!!" Arwen yells.
A/N: Well, the next chapter of the protest is coming! Look soon! Review this chapter.